bodice_ripper Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Hello. sorry to bother you all, but I had a really bad day. I woke up in agony with back pain and pissing blood. It turns out I have a kidney infection. Thankfully no hospital for me, but big-ass tablets and I feel like shit. If there anything at all you might like to share with me that is even a bit uplifting, stories, music for me to download, rants, putdowns whatever. PEEZE. ps - my happy story. I was sitting on a bench in town with my girlfriend and this randomer bloke walks up. He says "Excuse me ladies, but could I disturb you for a minute?" Now, your man had a little metal clicky thing in his hand, you know the sort you use for keeping count of cars or people etc? so I thought he was going to try and sell some thing. Also he was talking a tiny bit slow, so I was thinking he might be some piss head. So I say "Depends what its about..." Then he explains in a slow, measured voice that he has a severe stutter, and as part of his treatment, has has to go up and tell strangers about it, to help him deal with it. then he thanked us for our time and off he went. It was easily one of the coolest thins I've ever seen anyone do. well...that's it. you got anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 something happy.... go HERE and watch the quick videos... in the order they are made. trust me... they are most awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 aw bodice i'm sorry to hear about that! the hubby just recently had a kidney infrection too. but if we went for a longer time not attending to it, he would have bled to death. thank god for my nagging. i dont really have any good stories at teh moment but i found this funny: http://themauve.net/balogue/archives/hart_boxing_det.jpg'> things will get better sweets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 http://www.cinecultist.com/archives/elf.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Originally posted by bodice_ripper pissing blood. my girlfriend Pissing blood makes me smirk the humour of it all. And your girlfriend should make you smile Rent a fuckin funny movie like Me Myself & Irene Or go out and get pissed or look at tits on the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 look at the hair on them!!! http://farena.nm.ru/cf101.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> something happy.... go HERE and watch the quick videos... in the order they are made. trust me... they are most awesome! Thankyou. I am actually the embodiment of whats-her-face. hehe dear the one with baggy pants..... cheers Devilush and jbrshmonster for the rodents...how did you know :love2: shaolinmasta - let me assure you have indeed been looking at tits on the internet all day. I've a staff bbq to attend tomorrow, which will take care of the drinking. I thought I'd have to lay off booze, but the doctor said go for it...?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 glad you liked them. KIDNEY'ED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 for being nice to me you all get http://cuddlycavies.homestead.com/files/ratturkeycostume.jpg'> a rat dressed as a turkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 i love this painting, i hope you will like it too bodice...hope you feel better... http://www.eolivia.com/lrgimg/X102_lrg.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ayhkat/napbreak.jpg'> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ayhkat/doll.jpg'> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ayhkat/9890752_l.jpg'> i delight in kitty pictures. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ayhkat/wed_ws97_cake101_21_m.jpg'> this is the wedding cake i want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ayhkat/wee.jpg'> dudes pimpin in the club in his wheelchair. plus, he's wearing an xxl shirt. i feel kind of bad posting this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 i hate back pains. i've been in serious pain as of late as well. i like you bodice, so i'll tell you that today is my birthday. being my birthday, i woke up drunk, went to school, had my teacher tell me i'm drunk, figured i should leave, and i went back home to type things on 12oz. also, my aunt got me a seventy dollar gift certificate at the Bay, so I'll buy myself some jeans or something. and i think i might have a girlfriend, just like you! please smile. fuck it, after that picture rental posted, i'm cracking up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 here's another kitty pic.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mike24k/IMG_1422.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 AND I DIDN'T SEE THAT RENTAL FEELS BAD POSTING THAT, WHICH MAKES IT ALL THE MORE FUNNIER/SWEET! holy, i'm fucking hammered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 **** happy birthday canadiano!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 wtf...you're so non-chalant about! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite east indian...:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 'spect! but the thread jacking should discontinue, because bodice needs to smile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Originally posted by bodice_ripper Then he explains in a slow, measured voice that he has a severe stutter, and as part of his treatment, has has to go up and tell strangers about it, to help him deal with it. then he thanked us for our time and off he went. It was easily one of the coolest thins I've ever seen anyone do. well...that's it. you got anything? npr did a story on behavioral modifications, it was really inspiring and gave me confidence that maybe people can change... all ive got to make you smile is this: there are two muffins in the oven one muffin turns to the other muffin and says pretty hot in here huh? the other muffin, startled, says holy shit a talking muffin! thanks folks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 for weaponX: http://www.dapper.com.au/g2statinahat.jpg'> thank you everyone, this thread is cheering me up loads (and giving my sick self something to do. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 thank you, ripper! will you have to cut the pills in two before you take them? are they that big? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Originally posted by bodice_ripper Thankyou. I am actually the embodiment of whats-her-face. hehe dear the one with baggy pants..... cheers Devilush and jbrshmonster for the rodents...how did you know :love2: shaolinmasta - let me assure you have indeed been looking at tits on the internet all day. I've a staff bbq to attend tomorrow, which will take care of the drinking. I thought I'd have to lay off booze, but the doctor said go for it...?!? hey its not a liver infection g'wan and get pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Bodice... http://www.istep.com/photostop/Contest/Exhibit/Winners/Pets/barney.jpg'> I bet you feel trapped... http://www.homestead.com/hammyshoard/files/2_gold___white_babies_on_wheel.jpg'> you probably feel like you're running in circles... http://members.shaw.ca/traditionalsiamese/hamster.jpg'> sometimes life might feel like a big maze... http://www.kristine-juergensen.com/tiere/bilder/Hamster/pfeffer1.jpg'> try to relax at home... http://www.luiswatkins.com/homepages/dimage7/images/1GB%20Micordrive%20no%20label.JPG'> but 12oz is here for you. http://www.unc.edu/~tracyde/pics/hamster.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatlocker Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Alright Alex, I'd like to take "Common phrases for $500" : Ok, here goes: What you say in answer to an unrealistic statement or comment. : Hmmm, What is "no way"? : oooo, I'm sorry, but the answer we were looking for is "Nigga please". Oh, there's the buzzer and that concludes this round of Jeopardy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 rage just made one of the funniest posts i'[ve seen in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 http://members.madasafish.com/~cj_whitehound/Rats_Nest/artwork/clipart/b+w_rats_dancing_in_a_ring.gif'> ps, I don't gotta cut the pills in half. seems bodice has become quite adept at necking pills in the last few years...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 just think about when we hung out in drogheda this summer. youll feel better im sure. :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 The bravest little rodent ever. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/yagevines/12oz/614_image_19.jpg'> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/yagevines/12oz/614_image_18.jpg'> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/yagevines/12oz/614_image_17.jpg'> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/yagevines/12oz/614_image_16.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 hahahaha lemmiwinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 i missed you bodice! anywho, ive had a uti and have one now and it fucking sucks. then it leads to a kidney infection and im sure that fucking sucks more. im sorry...... but um, i missed youuuuuuuu :D smile because it will go away soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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