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Make bodice smile.....please....I amuse easily...it won't take a minute...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by bodice_ripper, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25
    Hello. sorry to bother you all, but I had a really bad day. I woke up in agony with back pain and pissing blood. It turns out I have a kidney infection. Thankfully no hospital for me, but big-ass tablets and I feel like shit.

    If there anything at all you might like to share with me that is even a bit uplifting, stories, music for me to download, rants, putdowns whatever. PEEZE.


    ps - my happy story.
    I was sitting on a bench in town with my girlfriend and this randomer bloke walks up. He says "Excuse me ladies, but could I disturb you for a minute?" Now, your man had a little metal clicky thing in his hand, you know the sort you use for keeping count of cars or people etc? so I thought he was going to try and sell some thing. Also he was talking a tiny bit slow, so I was thinking he might be some piss head. So I say "Depends what its about..."

    Then he explains in a slow, measured voice that he has a severe stutter, and as part of his treatment, has has to go up and tell strangers about it, to help him deal with it. then he thanked us for our time and off he went. It was easily one of the coolest thins I've ever seen anyone do.

    well...that's it. you got anything?
     
  2. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    something happy....

    go HERE and watch the quick videos... in the order they are made.

    trust me... they are most awesome!
     
  3. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    aw bodice i'm sorry to hear about that! the hubby just recently had a kidney infrection too. but if we went for a longer time not attending to it, he would have bled to death. thank god for my nagging.

    i dont really have any good stories at teh moment but i found this funny:

    http://themauve.net/balogue/archives/hart_boxing_det.jpg'>

    things will get better sweets.
     
  4. jbrshmonster

    jbrshmonster Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 11, 2002 Messages: 3,902 Likes Received: 294
  5. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    Pissing blood makes me smirk the humour of it all.


    And your girlfriend should make you smile


    Rent a fuckin funny movie like Me Myself & Irene

    Or go out and get pissed

    or look at tits on the internet
     
  6. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    look at the hair on them!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  7. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25
    Thankyou. I am actually the embodiment of whats-her-face. hehe dear the one with baggy pants.....


    cheers Devilush and jbrshmonster for the rodents...how did you know
    :love2:


    shaolinmasta - let me assure you have indeed been looking at tits on the internet all day. I've a staff bbq to attend tomorrow, which will take care of the drinking. I thought I'd have to lay off booze, but the doctor said go for it...?!?
     
  8. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    glad you liked them.

    KIDNEY'ED
     
  9. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25
    for being nice to me you all get

    http://cuddlycavies.homestead.com/files/ratturkeycostume.jpg'>

    a rat dressed as a turkey
     
  10. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    i love this painting, i hope you will like it too bodice...hope you feel better...

    [​IMG]
     
  11. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ayhkat/napbreak.jpg'>

    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ayhkat/doll.jpg'>

    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ayhkat/9890752_l.jpg'>
    i delight in kitty pictures.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ayhkat/wed_ws97_cake101_21_m.jpg'>

    this is the wedding cake i want.
     
  12. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ayhkat/wee.jpg'>
    dudes pimpin in the club in his wheelchair. plus, he's wearing an xxl shirt. i feel kind of bad posting this.
     
  13. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    i hate back pains. i've been in serious pain as of late as well.

    i like you bodice, so i'll tell you that today is my birthday. being my birthday, i woke up drunk, went to school, had my teacher tell me i'm drunk, figured i should leave, and i went back home to type things on 12oz. also, my aunt got me a seventy dollar gift certificate at the Bay, so I'll buy myself some jeans or something. and i think i might have a girlfriend, just like you!

    please smile. fuck it, after that picture rental posted, i'm cracking up!
     
  14. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    here's another kitty pic....

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    AND I DIDN'T SEE THAT RENTAL FEELS BAD POSTING THAT, WHICH MAKES IT ALL THE MORE FUNNIER/SWEET! holy, i'm fucking hammered.
     
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