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011 NIGHTMARES (even while drugged, Mac comes thru!)

LISAISM-Alarm from string, goblet, silverware

Gum wrapper fishing lure

Hid evidence in concrete base of lamp post

Water down belt into electrical outlet is "shocker"

Cot springs & cot used to "sling shot" the door open

TV tube, jumper cable, battery "shocked" bad guys

Fire hose out window faked out bad guys

Air out of tire with nail (That's not new....)

Water jugs hung on rope, let go, WHAM

Lit rope on fire to activate smoke alarm

Hit iron bar on fire hydrant to make magnet

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140 LOST TREASURE OF ATLANTIS

Replaced Medal used to hold bars with lens cap

OOPS, that didn't work!

Now, HOW did they get out of the rock pile???

How to get out of Jail with an electrically

charged floor:

1. Attach chain to wooden chair.

2. Place chair on electric floor.

3. Make sure you don't step on electric part!

4. Hop on chair, don't touch floor.

5. Lean back in chair.

6. Fill keyhole with butane gas from lighter.

7. Jump off chair.

8. Push light hanging from cord against door

to ignite the butane.

9. BAM, door is open.

Take apart gun, use pin to pick handcuff locks.

How to get a car with no engine to "go:"

1. Put booster rockets on side of car

2. Hook the car to a box of grenades.

3. BAM, building door is blown off, car goes.

Used the booby trap stalactites to cut rope

Candle in armor to burn rope for distraction

(Shades of "Deathlock" here????)

Used SAK to start the plane (OH PUH-LEEZ!!)

How to get out of a volcano:

1. Thread rope thru funnel

2. Throw funnel with rope to top

3. Hope it "catches," it does

4. Loop rope thru pulley

5. Put coat over steam pipe

6. The pressure of steam forces coat out

7. Rope moves, hang on, get out

 

 

damn Ive gotta see that episode

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Originally posted by gfreshsushi

"dear macgyver: here is a bendy straw, a paperclip, and a rubber band. please save my dog."

 

 

homer? haha, i think so,,,,,I have all the macgyvers on my computer, he is so rad, whats his first name? angus, boom!

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Guest imported_El Mamerro
Originally posted by GamblersGrin

011 NIGHTMARES (even while drugged, Mac comes thru!)

LISAISM-Alarm from string, goblet, silverware

Gum wrapper fishing lure

Hid evidence in concrete base of lamp post

Water down belt into electrical outlet is "shocker"

Cot springs & cot used to "sling shot" the door open

TV tube, jumper cable, battery "shocked" bad guys

Fire hose out window faked out bad guys

Air out of tire with nail (That's not new....)

Water jugs hung on rope, let go, WHAM

Lit rope on fire to activate smoke alarm

Hit iron bar on fire hydrant to make magnet

 

Wait, isn't this Home Alone?

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