The Man with the Answers Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 yeah so I just left a end of school year party (for the current graduating class) at my old prof's houseboat. Drank down about 9 there... so I'm driving home right now and decide to hit the local QFC to get some more beer...I grab an 18 pack of coors light, it being on sale...get in line... theres only 1 register open and a couple with like 20 items in front. I ask to cut...they oblige...so dude scans my beer and asks for id. I scan my credit card real quick and it entered right up. WTF? I didn't even enter my pin yet. Dude hands me the receipt and says good night....I look and say "ohh shit, I think this was on that last girls debit card bill" Dude looked at me and kinda shrugged. so I say "am I good" and he's like "yeah" so i walked out with this girls receipt and my 18 pack.... I guess dude didn't clear out girl's order and put my beer on her shit. Cunt didn't wait for her reciept... I got a free 18 pack and will spend the rest of tonight drinkin it... jesus christ, god loves asshole Irishmen from Boston.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 God actually hates you, he gave you that free 18 pack because he wants you to fuck up your brain cells and die faster. But dont worry about that for the time being. Enjoy your beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted June 10, 2006 Author Share Posted June 10, 2006 Yeah Im gonna not worry about my drinking until when I'm around 80, then I'm switchin to straight OCs, hopefully Allah will forgive me by then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 i didnt know credit cards needed PIN numbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted June 10, 2006 Author Share Posted June 10, 2006 credit/debit cards.. there all the same now... its just what button you press... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Yeah I have season 1 and season 2 of the OC. Great show....Why would you wait till your 80 to see it though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted June 10, 2006 Author Share Posted June 10, 2006 after watchin that show, i decided to apply for jobs there....but fuck cali livin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 go have a cold soda on that broad ..go head you deserve it...you know why?....cuz tonite...you're living the high life my friend....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted June 10, 2006 Author Share Posted June 10, 2006 tonic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 i cant drink that much. im gonna go take a dump! then a shower! i woke up at 4:10 today. im watching celebrity golf tournament right now. samuel l jackson is the shit. ps - im half irish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted June 10, 2006 Author Share Posted June 10, 2006 update: 3:16 pm just woke up.... still have 7 left plus the one I'm drinking... I have no food to bbq, but have leftover stuffing and meatloaf...am supposed to hit the bar tonight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 i wish i had a houseboat, ill id do is cruise around and pick up mermaid hookers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted June 10, 2006 Author Share Posted June 10, 2006 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the privaleged life of the educated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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