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luck of the scumbag Irish: free 18 pack

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by The Man with the Answers, Jun 10, 2006.

  1. The Man with the Answers

    The Man with the Answers Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 781 Likes Received: 2
    yeah so I just left a end of school year party (for the current graduating class) at my old prof's houseboat. Drank down about 9 there... so I'm driving home right now and decide to hit the local QFC to get some more beer...I grab an 18 pack of coors light, it being on sale...get in line... theres only 1 register open and a couple with like 20 items in front. I ask to cut...they oblige...so dude scans my beer and asks for id. I scan my credit card real quick and it entered right up. WTF? I didn't even enter my pin yet. Dude hands me the receipt and says good night....I look and say "ohh shit, I think this was on that last girls debit card bill" Dude looked at me and kinda shrugged. so I say "am I good" and he's like "yeah" so i walked out with this girls receipt and my 18 pack....


    I guess dude didn't clear out girl's order and put my beer on her shit. Cunt didn't wait for her reciept... I got a free 18 pack and will spend the rest of tonight drinkin it...


    jesus christ, god loves asshole Irishmen from Boston....
     
  2. AnUpsetStomach

    AnUpsetStomach Member

    Joined: May 15, 2006 Messages: 888 Likes Received: 9
    God actually hates you, he gave you that free 18 pack because he wants you to fuck up your brain cells and die faster.

    But dont worry about that for the time being. Enjoy your beer.
     
  3. The Man with the Answers

    The Man with the Answers Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 781 Likes Received: 2
    Yeah Im gonna not worry about my drinking until when I'm around 80, then I'm switchin to straight OCs, hopefully Allah will forgive me by then...
     
  4. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    i didnt know credit cards needed PIN numbers
     
  5. The Man with the Answers

    The Man with the Answers Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 781 Likes Received: 2
    credit/debit cards.. there all the same now... its just what button you press...
     
  6. AnUpsetStomach

    AnUpsetStomach Member

    Joined: May 15, 2006 Messages: 888 Likes Received: 9
     
  7. The Man with the Answers

    The Man with the Answers Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 781 Likes Received: 2
    after watchin that show, i decided to apply for jobs there....but fuck cali livin
     
  8. transparent

    transparent Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 2, 2005 Messages: 2,373 Likes Received: 2
    go have a cold soda on that broad ..go head you deserve it...you know why?....cuz tonite...you're living the high life my friend.......
     
  9. The Man with the Answers

    The Man with the Answers Member

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  10. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    i cant drink that much.

    im gonna go take a dump!

    then a shower!

    i woke up at 4:10 today.

    im watching celebrity golf tournament right now. samuel l jackson is the shit.

    ps - im half irish!
     
  11. The Man with the Answers

    The Man with the Answers Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 781 Likes Received: 2
    update: 3:16 pm





    just woke up.... still have 7 left plus the one I'm drinking... I have no food to bbq, but have leftover stuffing and meatloaf...am supposed to hit the bar tonight...
     
  12. Spruce Lee

    Spruce Lee Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 1,798 Likes Received: 20
    i wish i had a houseboat, ill id do is cruise around and pick up mermaid hookers
     
  13. The Man with the Answers

    The Man with the Answers Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 781 Likes Received: 2
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the privaleged life of the educated
     
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