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Lucifer's warning

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by rattleytins, May 6, 2006.

  1. rattleytins

    rattleytins Member

    Joined: Jun 29, 2004 Messages: 633 Likes Received: 0
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    I am Lucifer, Satan, the fallen angel, the embodiment of evil and enemy of God.
    The following of God has caused many millions of people to die, in crusades, holy wars, and other such religious conflict.
    Luciferism however has never harmed anyone, and anybody with any sense at all will realise that following me is a lot more wise.
    if you attempt to follow God and you are denyed by peter at the gates of heaven and come down to the underworld to seek refuge you will recieve from me eternal torture for your following of God. However if you worship me, when you die you may descend to the next life safe in the knowledge that you will reign with my demons, fufilling all of your desires untill eternity.

    You have but two months from this day, until the sixth of June; 06/06/06, to make your decision, For on the sixth second of the sixth minute of the sixth hour of that day I will try for a second time to overthrow God, only this time, I have all the demons in Hell beside me, and i shall prevail.
     
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  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  3. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    uh, I already explained this in a different thread.

    if you want to view it in context go to the Simpson's Trailer! thread...
     
  4. King Of Hell

    King Of Hell Dirty Dozen Crew

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    i didn't give that warning........plagery!
     
  5. FuzZy

    FuzZy Elite Member

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    thats the biggest load of shit Ive heard all day........but it is early
     
  6. AC/DC

    AC/DC Member

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    "Send this email to 15 people before 06/06/06 and your crush will fall in love with you, but if you don't you'll suffer eternal damnation in hell"

    Sha right.
     
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  7. azert

    azert Senior Member

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    Uhh isn't June 6th ONE month away?
     
  8. skullnbones

    skullnbones Elite Member

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    haha i love this. first up we have a picture of satan looking all menacing accompanied by dark, threatening text. then ofcourse comes the purple penguin in a go cart. genius.
     
  9. [mania]

    [mania] Member

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    the penguin is cute Kr
     
  10. villain

    villain Veteran Member

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    Haha... Not as believable as the Y2K hoax, but far more entertaining.
     
  11. skullnbones

    skullnbones Elite Member

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    all jokes aside. that photo of "lucifer", it scares me. not sure why. im assuming a pretty fucked up person drew it. what an asshole.
     
  12. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

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    dude, not to sound all hippy but..

    God doesnt kill people
    people kill people in the name of God.
     
  13. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

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    Hah hah, yea what an asshole.
     
  14. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Not with nuclear arms...
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    You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.
     
  15. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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