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Little Bastards on Parade

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Apr 19, 2004.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    Evidently today is some sort of community outreach nonsense in which disrespectful and trash mouthed middle schoolers are given a run of our campus (you know, to stimulate young minds into striving for academic greatness, blah blah blah.)

    I'd personally like to hand feed the boys into a meat grinder and then sell the girls into slavery or something. I never realized how obnoxious youngsters are. It's actually pretty funny to see how glaring the little clique differences are. I had the nerds and the "popular" crowd pegged from 25 paces out.

    They just came through the library like some shouting laughing farting hurricane. There's something to be said about the merits of fishing line streched across the staircase. oh well.
  2. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    you were probally one of the "nerds" back in the day.
  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    I gave tours to groups like that for four years in undergrad. I'd have about 40 kids with me ... maybe 5 would listen to me. And it'd always be the 5 right up in front. The rest would straggle behind and talk amongst themselves. I didn't really care, though .. I'd just strike up conversations with the ones that paid attention.
  4. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1

    "Fuck dem lil bad-ass kids LENS! You shoulda' beat dey ass LENS!"
  5. trampled

    trampled Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 10, 2002 Messages: 102 Likes Received: 0
    If you're going to hate, why do it on your own group, Uncle Tom?


    It takez 1 2 kno 1 !!!!11!! LOLomghahaha
  6. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,347 Likes Received: 683

    post pictures...
  7. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431
    i work with kids like that all day, i think they are a riot.

    the shit i hear some of these kids say is sheer stand up material, and it keeps me on my toes with snappy shit of my own.

    for example, today i was outside with 2 students. so one goes "it smells like dirty pussy out here"

    and it did.

    so the other goes "and he would know" and puts his arm on my shoulder.

    then i say "yeah, i told your mom to wash her's but she never listens"

    this is why i want to be a teacher!

  8. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    so, i take it you didn't score? ;)
  9. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

  10. Mr. Whoppie

    Mr. Whoppie New Jack

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