seeking Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 list lists taken from here A list of lists A stupid list of possible list headings I could never figure out what to do with this. Some lines are repeated from other areas. Tough shit. A LIST OF LISTS The 50 funniest moments in child pornography. Women over 60 I've raped with a meat cleaver. The 5 snappiest remarks I've made while videotaping a miscarriage. My favorite 3 scenes in The Shining to masturbate to. The 10 lamest excuses my girlfriend ever gave for not eating my ass. Pet names for my penis that rhyme with cesspool. My favorite Scriptures to read aloud while teabagging a retarded girl. The 4 best jobs my dad ever lost due to sodomy convictions. Dinners my mother made that tasted worse than the diharreah of a cancer patient. The 6 most racist things I've yelled out a car window. Women with the worst smelling pussies, in order of ethnicity. Trinkets I own made out of gorilla hands. Fat girls I've stood up on New Year's Eve. The 7 largest objects I've ever hidden in my asshole. Women under 30 I'd like to slash with a razor. Freudian slips I've had around burn victims. The 10 most barbaric things I've done to the foreskin of an immigrant. Neighborhoods I’ve been chased out of due to Megan’s Law. The 5 prettiest girlfriends I ever lost by chasing them with doo doo on a stick. Dreams I've shattered by driving drunk. Women I've seen in snuff films that reminded me of Nicole Kidman. Speech impediments I've tolerated during phone sex. Embarrassing remarks that have been made regarding my genitals warts. Good-natured anecdotes about the Columbine shootings. Important political events I've spoiled by loudly defecating in my pants. People I've made up AIDS rumors about, in order of how badly it ruined their lives. Black churches I bombed in the south. 20 people I hope die of leukemia. The 10 most erotic wrestling holds ever put on me by an older gentleman. The 8 most disfigured people I ever beat up to impress a girl. Celebrity face I've painted on my scrotum. Inappropriate times I've screamed, "Cunt!" at my grandmother. American League shortstops I want to suck off, in order of batting average. My favorite songs to hum while gay bashing with a hammer claw. The 5 nicest hineys I ever sniffed by accident. Altzeimer patients I've bilked out of their life savings by posing as a relative. The 15 dirtiest things I would do with Bob Dole's right arm. Rectal itch creams I've received on my birthday, in order of effectiveness. 25 autistics I think are faking it. Best selling poems I've written about clitoral circumcision. The 3 foulest fluids ever dripped on me by a prostitute. Dates I've had that wound up going to trial, in order of how badly they were asking for it. My 5 most impressive achievements as a N.A.M.B.L.A. member. Girls I’ve fingered in their sleep. 10 things I’ve done while babysitting that could me misconstrued. Sexual fantasies I’ve had revolving around pig feces. Under aged girls I’ve had erection difficulties with. Girlfriends who’ve caught me 69ing with their fathers. Parasites I’ve caught nesting in my pubic hair. The 4 most inconvenient times a pigeon has shit in my mouth. The 6 most disgusting Port o Johns I’ve fallen into face first. Relatives I’ve gotten erections with while slow dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 I was alternately laughing really hard, and repulsed and cringing. That was emotional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 -w0wZers- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Re: list lists Originally posted by seeking taken from here 25 autistics I think are faking it... Relatives I’ve gotten erections with while slow dancing. hhahahahahahahahaha:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Girls I’ve fingered while they sleep. lol, Pilau is right, it’s an emotional rollercoaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 maybe I should have read that list before I forwarded it to my mom. oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 this is right up my alley. dope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutonce Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 this list almost for me fired, because i laughed too hard and everyone heard me. hahaha. so funny but soo wrong. Neighborhoods I’ve been chased out of due to Megan’s Law. <i didnt get this one... Dinners my mother made that tasted worse than the diharreah of a cancer patient. < i can think of a few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 perished in pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Originally posted by panic Neighborhoods I’ve been chased out of due to Megan’s Law. <i didnt get this one... Megan's law is a sex offender registry kind of thing so that people know about convicted sex offenders in their area. hence: getting chased out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 The 5 prettiest girlfriends I ever lost by chasing them with doo doo on a stick. I was wondering why they left me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TURBOCAPSLOK Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 T-HEHE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 fucking hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Jim Norton is fucking great. I thoroughly enjoy all of his standup that i have seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 The 50 funniest moments in child pornography. Dreams I've shattered by driving drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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High Priest Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 :lol: i couldnt help but laugh at almost every single one. soda almost came out my nose on a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 My favorite Scriptures to read aloud while teabagging a retarded girl. hahaha....im so going to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 I just saw ABC's reply im not a sex offender.. i swear. it was a joke.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 "Inappropriate times I've screamed, "Cunt!" at my grandmother" :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 spank you seeking for this informative and amusing list of lists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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