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list of lists

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Jul 21, 2004.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    list lists

    taken from here

    A list of lists
    A stupid list of possible list headings
    I could never figure out what to do with this. Some lines are repeated from other areas. Tough shit.


    The 50 funniest moments in child pornography.

    Women over 60 I've raped with a meat cleaver.

    The 5 snappiest remarks I've made while videotaping a miscarriage.

    My favorite 3 scenes in The Shining to masturbate to.

    The 10 lamest excuses my girlfriend ever gave for not eating my ass.

    Pet names for my penis that rhyme with cesspool.

    My favorite Scriptures to read aloud while teabagging a retarded girl.

    The 4 best jobs my dad ever lost due to sodomy convictions.

    Dinners my mother made that tasted worse than the diharreah of a cancer patient.

    The 6 most racist things I've yelled out a car window.

    Women with the worst smelling pussies, in order of ethnicity.

    Trinkets I own made out of gorilla hands.

    Fat girls I've stood up on New Year's Eve.

    The 7 largest objects I've ever hidden in my asshole.

    Women under 30 I'd like to slash with a razor.

    Freudian slips I've had around burn victims.

    The 10 most barbaric things I've done to the foreskin of an immigrant.

    Neighborhoods I’ve been chased out of due to Megan’s Law.

    The 5 prettiest girlfriends I ever lost by chasing them with doo doo on a stick.

    Dreams I've shattered by driving drunk.

    Women I've seen in snuff films that reminded me of Nicole Kidman.

    Speech impediments I've tolerated during phone sex.

    Embarrassing remarks that have been made regarding my genitals warts.

    Good-natured anecdotes about the Columbine shootings.

    Important political events I've spoiled by loudly defecating in my pants.

    People I've made up AIDS rumors about, in order of how badly it ruined their lives.

    Black churches I bombed in the south.

    20 people I hope die of leukemia.

    The 10 most erotic wrestling holds ever put on me by an older gentleman.

    The 8 most disfigured people I ever beat up to impress a girl.

    Celebrity face I've painted on my scrotum.

    Inappropriate times I've screamed, "Cunt!" at my grandmother.

    American League shortstops I want to suck off, in order of batting average.

    My favorite songs to hum while gay bashing with a hammer claw.

    The 5 nicest hineys I ever sniffed by accident.

    Altzeimer patients I've bilked out of their life savings by posing as a relative.

    The 15 dirtiest things I would do with Bob Dole's right arm.

    Rectal itch creams I've received on my birthday, in order of effectiveness.

    25 autistics I think are faking it.

    Best selling poems I've written about clitoral circumcision.

    The 3 foulest fluids ever dripped on me by a prostitute.

    Dates I've had that wound up going to trial, in order of how badly they were asking for it.

    My 5 most impressive achievements as a N.A.M.B.L.A. member.

    Girls I’ve fingered in their sleep.

    10 things I’ve done while babysitting that could me misconstrued.

    Sexual fantasies I’ve had revolving around pig feces.

    Under aged girls I’ve had erection difficulties with.

    Girlfriends who’ve caught me 69ing with their fathers.

    Parasites I’ve caught nesting in my pubic hair.

    The 4 most inconvenient times a pigeon has shit in my mouth.

    The 6 most disgusting Port o Johns I’ve fallen into face first.

    Relatives I’ve gotten erections with while slow dancing.
  2. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    I was alternately laughing really hard, and repulsed and cringing.

    That was emotional.

    AREANKAY Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,183 Likes Received: 39
  4. deph

    deph New Jack

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    Re: list lists

  5. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Girls I’ve fingered while they sleep. lol, Pilau is right, it’s an emotional rollercoaster.
  6. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    maybe I should have read that list before I forwarded it to my mom.

  7. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    this is right up my alley. dope.
  8. Nutonce

    Nutonce Member

    Joined: Oct 31, 2001 Messages: 786 Likes Received: 0
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
  10. panic

    panic Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2003 Messages: 459 Likes Received: 0
    this list almost for me fired, because i laughed too hard and everyone heard me. hahaha.
    so funny but soo wrong.
    Neighborhoods I’ve been chased out of due to Megan’s Law. <i didnt get this one...

    Dinners my mother made that tasted worse than the diharreah of a cancer patient. < i can think of a few
  11. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  12. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    Megan's law is a sex offender registry kind of thing
    so that people know about convicted sex offenders in their area.
    hence: getting chased out
  13. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    I was wondering why they left me..
  14. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1