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pot makes you stupid and can give you emphysema.

beer makes you fat and can give you scerrosis.

sluts give you stds which make peeing painful.

 

i'll take the paint. i'll be able to use that with a mask and gloves until i'm on my deathbed. besides, art is more satisfying than sex, being high, or getting drunk any day of the week.

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ok... I'll agree that art can give you more than the other choices...

 

but when you're an 80 year old man would you rather

have a hot young nurse to wipe your drool or a crate of montana?

No one said you can only have one thing... but I know that sluts

are by far the most expensive and fickle things on the list.

 

If you buy paint... it stays untill you use it.

Beer can go bad, but that takes time too.

Herbs... whatever... not my thing.

 

But we're talking about a lifetime here!

 

At the end of my days I'd rather look back at my

grandkids and great grandkids than photos of burners

that have faded away into dust.

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Sonuvabitch....kilo beat me to it.....

 

yeah, well anyway, you can steal beer from the store, rack paint as needed and grow your own weed.

 

Sluts on the other hand can't be obtained by any of these means unless you're the Ed Gein or John Wayne Gacy type. Oh, wait, Gacy lusted after lil boys...fuck it, you get my drift goddamnit.

 

I'd rather have a steady harem of Asian beauties to have wild sex orgies with for life. Even when i get too old to get it up, they could just have sex with one another for my amusement.

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