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Lifeline calculator..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ethreadzny2, Nov 17, 2003.

  1. Ethreadzny2

    Ethreadzny2 12oz Veteran Member

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    Lifeline calculator..

    Discussion started by Ethreadzny2 - Nov 17, 2003

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Nov 17, 2003

    sorry man... but that test is weak.
    I mean it said that I'll live to 76.

    If I keep 'living' like I've been doing this past year, I wont make it to 50.
     
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    Ethreadzny2 - Replied Nov 17, 2003

    if they asked me "do you look before you cross the street?" and "did you ever get a hooker with noticable spots on her lip?" , I would have gotten 5 more yrs to live. But hey, it is a not-so fun way to spend time away from the 12.
     
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    Daze One Million - Replied Nov 17, 2003

    im living till 81, my life is not even 25% complete, word
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Nov 17, 2003

    good one!

    here's some possible question for the next time one of those 'calculators' is made:


    • do you look before you cross the street?
      did you ever get a hooker with noticable spots on her lip?
      cocaine - just for rock stars and models?
      how many times do you see the sun come up? per week?
      How long since your last case of the 'beer shits'?
      'No-Fat' 'Low-Fat' or just pain old 'Fat'?
      Ever paid for sexual favors?
      Your liver... happy or spitefull?
      Ever use hallucinogens? Still waiting for them to wear off?

    that was fun!
     
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    Ethreadzny2 - Replied Nov 17, 2003

    ^ now thats brillant. ha ha
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Nov 17, 2003

    :humble:

    well how about some more.
    Chances are if you have more then 5 'yes' answers you're guranteed a fresh plot in the cemetary.


    • Do you not wear a seatbelt? when driving at high speeds? drunk?

      Do you consume more calories then you burn? Break a sweat while eating?

      Can you dispute the 'No sex in the champage room' claim?

      Do you Some leaves? Dipped in Fry? Laced with rocks?

      Drink straight from the carton? Straight from the bottle? from the 'Box of wine?'

      Use eye drops to hide the red? Daily?

      Ever taken a shit so painful you had to pat it down instead of wiping?

      Been drunk before noon? before breakfast? All night long untill the next night?

      Have unprotected sex? with a one-night stand? That you paid for?
     
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    mr.yuck - Replied Nov 17, 2003

    79 what what?
     
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    Ethreadzny2 - Replied Nov 18, 2003

    I didnt think my lif style was that unhealty, but they got me clocked in at 70'. my only vice is a few drinks 2 or 3 times a week. other then that dont smoke, and gave up on drugs a while back. oh well, maybe its the random jumping off balconies.
     
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  10. imported_Europe - Replied Nov 18, 2003

    I got 57 years left, depressing...
     
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    CinchedWaist - Replied Nov 18, 2003

    I'm going to be older than all you guys...
    85 ripe years, wrinkled like a prune
    thats b/c women live longer.
     
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