Ethreadzny2 Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 we got iq test, how much your worth. now see how long you can enjoy your wealth and iq. how long will you live? http://channels.netscape.com/ns/atplay/lif...oc=ap-main-1-L1 I got 70, I got 44 more yrs to go. I better start enjoying it now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 sorry man... but that test is weak. I mean it said that I'll live to 76. If I keep 'living' like I've been doing this past year, I wont make it to 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted November 17, 2003 Author Share Posted November 17, 2003 if they asked me "do you look before you cross the street?" and "did you ever get a hooker with noticable spots on her lip?" , I would have gotten 5 more yrs to live. But hey, it is a not-so fun way to spend time away from the 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 im living till 81, my life is not even 25% complete, word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 good one! here's some possible question for the next time one of those 'calculators' is made: do you look before you cross the street? did you ever get a hooker with noticable spots on her lip? cocaine - just for rock stars and models? how many times do you see the sun come up? per week? How long since your last case of the 'beer shits'? 'No-Fat' 'Low-Fat' or just pain old 'Fat'? Ever paid for sexual favors? Your liver... happy or spitefull? Ever use hallucinogens? Still waiting for them to wear off? that was fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted November 18, 2003 Author Share Posted November 18, 2003 ^ now thats brillant. ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 :humble: well how about some more. Chances are if you have more then 5 'yes' answers you're guranteed a fresh plot in the cemetary. Do you not wear a seatbelt? when driving at high speeds? drunk? Do you consume more calories then you burn? Break a sweat while eating? Can you dispute the 'No sex in the champage room' claim? Do you Some leaves? Dipped in Fry? Laced with rocks? Drink straight from the carton? Straight from the bottle? from the 'Box of wine?' Use eye drops to hide the red? Daily? Ever taken a shit so painful you had to pat it down instead of wiping? Been drunk before noon? before breakfast? All night long untill the next night? Have unprotected sex? with a one-night stand? That you paid for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 79 what what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted November 18, 2003 Author Share Posted November 18, 2003 I didnt think my lif style was that unhealty, but they got me clocked in at 70'. my only vice is a few drinks 2 or 3 times a week. other then that dont smoke, and gave up on drugs a while back. oh well, maybe its the random jumping off balconies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 I got 57 years left, depressing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 I'm going to be older than all you guys... 85 ripe years, wrinkled like a prune thats b/c women live longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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