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Librarians, the bane of my existence.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by [email protected]@N, Feb 5, 2004.

  1. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    LENS, I have a feeling you'll read this, so consider this your chance to
    raise the bar for librarians everywhere.


    So I'm at the college I attend, and I go into the library to kill some time.
    While I'm in there I realize, "Damn, this place really is beautiful. I should
    take a picture." So I take a picture of the wall of windows with the tall
    cathedral ceiling, and the librarian runs over pretty much screaming at
    me.

    "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HEY?"

    Taking a picture.

    "I DONT KNOW IF YOU"RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT..."

    etc.


    This bullshit goes on for another minute or two, at which time I put the
    camera in my pocket and walk away. What the shit? First of all, I didn't
    get any people in the picture. Second of all, what the fuck? Who are you
    to come charging at me like some 80 year old warrior princess bent on
    saving the world from someone taking a fucking picture? God damn.

    This may seem like a lot to make a thread on, but I've noticed a trend here:

    Every librarian I've ever encountered has been a total bitch, regardless
    of what I have or haven't done to piss them off. It seems they come with
    some disease that makes them unable to act human.



    Post some stories of the bitchy librarian at your school, no matter what
    level of school it was. We've all had them.
     
  2. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    i dont think ive spent enough time in liberaries to have any stories.damn im smart.

    im guessing that there is a reason that most of these people work there, being lack of social skills.



    CONAN THE LIBRARIAN!HAHAHAHAHAH
     
  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
  4. ain't we the sharpest tool in the shed...liberaries?
    hahaha
     
  5. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
    yeah, they refused to let me photocopy the book out of the library, even though they had my collateral already. i had a free photocopy somewhere else instead of paying 20 cents at their for profit machine.it was a reserve book incase u dont know,.
     
  6. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    LAME.
     
  7. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    one time i found this brand new book of paintings by this guy who's name escapes me now. at my high school library we had those alarm things like they have in shops. i put the book in my folder, put the folder on my head, then carried it out past the alarms without setting them off. i still have the book to this day.


    Mr. ABC/theiving from underfunded overcrowded public schools aint no thang
     
  8. Hoblow

    Hoblow Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2003 Messages: 1,618 Likes Received: 12
    My mum was a librarian many years back, and she's a lovely lady.
     
  9. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    I don't believe you.


    Poopman- to go with what you said, I suggest you listen to "The Terrorist"
    by DJ Vadim.
     
  10. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Maybe librarians after so many years of working in a library develop an extreme sensitivity to external stimuli.... I've got to wonder.
     
  11. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    oh, if my school librarians only knew. at least im still learning latin on my own. in vino veritas, bro.
     
  12. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    my old librarian was this old lady from northern england with a horrible northern english accent, she was a real bitch, like phoned me over the summer about books being overdue. she was the most drab person i ever knew, mauve and olive dresscode everyday.
     
  13. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    i used to purposely avoisd the school library for the reason that librarians are the most anally retentive people on the planet. they run that shit like a concentration camp.
     
  14. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    holy shit i just got an idea: lesbian librarians !
     
  15. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Ha ha [email protected]@n...of course you knew I'd zero in on this thread like a L.A. scenester on a gram of coke....


    Arcel.....the library at my school has probably the highest percentage of angry lesbian man-hating librarians in the state. The one with gray hair is a real cunt. Bitch hates me on sight.

    I traded some choice words with her the other day. I went to go study kinda stoned and I went to the reference desk asking about this job position as a "stacker" (see my thread "from filet mignon to chuck steak") and she basically called me a dumbass for showing up a day early. I retorted by calling her a "petty librarian" and a "man-hater". I got escorted out of the library for that one.

    Shit.......raise the bar? Man, I'm looking to join the ranks of the mother fuckers I hate most at this educational institution. I'll raise the bar and crack it over someone's head at that bee's hive of cunts at the circulation desk.
     
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