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dont you wish there was some sort of programme or something that would tell people how not to annoy you or something. like, for example...your at a party and someone wants to come and talk to you (they dont know you) so they call up their programme and it tells them things about you.....get it?

 

anywho, id have:

 

*interrupting my 1st cigarette of the morning is considered a capital offence punishable by death

 

*if you make up stories to sound cool, i will rinse you forever.

 

*if you want to talk to me....then do it you pussie

 

*dont act like you are what your not.

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Guest socrates

The only tiemI introduce my self to people is when I'm drunk as hell...then I don't care about the reaction because I won't remember doing it

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Originally posted by socrates

The only tiemI introduce my self to people is when I'm drunk as hell...then I don't care about the reaction because I won't remember doing it

 

and about 5 minutes later you end up talking shit to 'em.

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mine would say

 

*don't bother if you are an MTV junkie

*I don't want to hear about the rice burner wanna be street racer you're planning on buying

*unless I touch you first HANDS OFF

*I have a boyfriend, no you are not hot enough for me to cheat on him with

*if you are white and you only speak in ebonics don't waste your time

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

-Moe Lester is a fucking asshole when he is sober, so dont talk to him

-Moe Lester only train of thought it getting fucked up

-Moe Lester does not care about his life, you, or himself

-Moe Lester loves latina women with nice booties and tits, so if you are a fat white whore you need to GET LOST TUBBY BITCH!!

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-I will not answer any questions pertaining to my hair/clothes

-Do Not try to sell me any meth/coke/shwag/crack, especially meth.

-I may be drunk, let me stay that way - and dont fuck up my high

-Offer me a fat bong rip to initiate conversation

-Try to say what is essential, filter out idle chatter

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- cut me some slack, i'll cut you some

- dont act shiesty and youre chill with me untill i start avoiding you (see next point)

- take a hint, i dont like being too blunt if i dont have to

- i dont like writing lists

- ill probably do it if you ask (if its reasonable)

- this is corny.

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