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letter of the day

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Sep 16, 2003.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    letter of the day

    Discussion started by beardo - Sep 16, 2003

    Subject:
    Grandma's 95th Birthday!

    To:
    President George Bush

    September 15, 2003

    Dear President Bush,
    My Grandmother will soon be celebrating her 95th birthday. I am happy to report she is one of your ardent supporters and always knew that you would be famous. A "Republican for Life," she is. She is still energetic and active, living in her own apartment, and eating lots of red meat, salt and drinking whisky. Wouldn't a note/card/autographed photo of you be a wonderful addition to her special day!? She would cherish it forever and you could count on a ton of votes from me and my extended family - and hopefully, Grandma for another few years.
    God Bless you & God Bless America.

    Your Friend,
    Linda Callahan

    Grandma: Birthday 9-26-03
    Mrs. Alice Danielson
    c/o Robin Mazinkowski
    **** Avenue E
    Kearney, NE 68847
     
  2. imported_Tesseract - Replied Sep 16, 2003

    jesus christ.
     
  3. crave

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    crave - Replied Sep 16, 2003

    i don't see how grandma could live to be 95 with...eating lots of red meat, salt and drinking whisky. damn.
     
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    Swiffer Jet - Replied Sep 16, 2003

    couldn't have said it better.
     
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    se_FOUR - Replied Sep 16, 2003

    "God Bless America"


    Why do people say that?


    Anyway you gotta get to 100 to get a letter from the queen,


    Fuck the Queen..!
     
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    caL - Replied Sep 16, 2003

    i could live with out the salt, but not the red meat and whiskey :D
     
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  7. im not witty

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    im not witty - Replied Sep 16, 2003

    im trying to see if i can make it from when i clocked in till my lunch break without doing any real work. threads like this are a stepping stone towards that goal.
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Sep 16, 2003

    I like this: " - and hopefully, Grandma for another few years."

    Hopefully.
     
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    nomadawhat - Replied Sep 16, 2003


    forever being.... a few months.... she's 95 for crying out loud!!
     
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  10. SteveAustin

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    SteveAustin - Replied Sep 16, 2003

    almost sounds like extortion to me.

    "and you could count on a ton of votes from me and my extended family - and hopefully, Grandma for another few years."
     
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  11. nomadawhat

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    nomadawhat - Replied Sep 17, 2003

    ...or date them.
     
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