Guest beardo Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Subject: Grandma's 95th Birthday! To: President George Bush September 15, 2003 Dear President Bush, My Grandmother will soon be celebrating her 95th birthday. I am happy to report she is one of your ardent supporters and always knew that you would be famous. A "Republican for Life," she is. She is still energetic and active, living in her own apartment, and eating lots of red meat, salt and drinking whisky. Wouldn't a note/card/autographed photo of you be a wonderful addition to her special day!? She would cherish it forever and you could count on a ton of votes from me and my extended family - and hopefully, Grandma for another few years. God Bless you & God Bless America. Your Friend, Linda Callahan Grandma: Birthday 9-26-03 Mrs. Alice Danielson c/o Robin Mazinkowski **** Avenue E Kearney, NE 68847 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 jesus christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 i don't see how grandma could live to be 95 with...eating lots of red meat, salt and drinking whisky. damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract jesus christ. couldn't have said it better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 "God Bless America" Why do people say that? Anyway you gotta get to 100 to get a letter from the queen, Fuck the Queen..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 i could live with out the salt, but not the red meat and whiskey :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 im trying to see if i can make it from when i clocked in till my lunch break without doing any real work. threads like this are a stepping stone towards that goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 I like this: " - and hopefully, Grandma for another few years." Hopefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by beardo She would cherish it forever forever being.... a few months.... she's 95 for crying out loud!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 almost sounds like extortion to me. "and you could count on a ton of votes from me and my extended family - and hopefully, Grandma for another few years." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 ...or date them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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