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letter of the day

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Sep 16, 2003.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    Subject:
    Grandma's 95th Birthday!

    To:
    President George Bush

    September 15, 2003

    Dear President Bush,
    My Grandmother will soon be celebrating her 95th birthday. I am happy to report she is one of your ardent supporters and always knew that you would be famous. A "Republican for Life," she is. She is still energetic and active, living in her own apartment, and eating lots of red meat, salt and drinking whisky. Wouldn't a note/card/autographed photo of you be a wonderful addition to her special day!? She would cherish it forever and you could count on a ton of votes from me and my extended family - and hopefully, Grandma for another few years.
    God Bless you & God Bless America.

    Your Friend,
    Linda Callahan

    Grandma: Birthday 9-26-03
    Mrs. Alice Danielson
    c/o Robin Mazinkowski
    **** Avenue E
    Kearney, NE 68847
     
  2. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    i don't see how grandma could live to be 95 with...eating lots of red meat, salt and drinking whisky. damn.
     
  3. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    couldn't have said it better.
     
  4. se_FOUR

    se_FOUR Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 27, 2002 Messages: 1,796 Likes Received: 1
    "God Bless America"


    Why do people say that?


    Anyway you gotta get to 100 to get a letter from the queen,


    Fuck the Queen..!
     
  5. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    i could live with out the salt, but not the red meat and whiskey :D
     
  6. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    im trying to see if i can make it from when i clocked in till my lunch break without doing any real work. threads like this are a stepping stone towards that goal.
     
  7. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    I like this: " - and hopefully, Grandma for another few years."

    Hopefully.
     
  8. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2

    forever being.... a few months.... she's 95 for crying out loud!!
     
  9. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    almost sounds like extortion to me.

    "and you could count on a ton of votes from me and my extended family - and hopefully, Grandma for another few years."
     
  10. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
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