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Let's start our own country

Discussion in 'News' started by villain, Nov 14, 2004.

  1. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Serious. Let's start our own country. If we can't topple this evil empire from the inside we need to do it from the outside. We cannot allow the noose to tighten further upon us. Then we will be helpless.

    The most valuble thing in the world today is not oil. It is information. If all the progressives were to leave and start our own country we would have the smartest damn country in the world. Then we could start the campaign against oil. Produce alternative energies and whatnot. We could effectively steal the market out from under Bush. Fuck him.

    Serious. We could buy some third world country cheap, instantly transform it to first world and become a serious power player. We could set up our own transportation whatever to make sure everyone who wants to go can go. Meanwhile attack of the killer redneck zombies in the US will eat itself because they are too ignorant to realize they need us.

    FUCK BUSH!!!!!
     
  2. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    hahaha cool, im down.
     
  3. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Cool... now we just need about 59,000,000 more....
     
  4. Juan Fuentes

    Juan Fuentes Banned

    Joined: Mar 6, 2004 Messages: 1,567 Likes Received: 6
    we are majority but babylon got more money.
    FREE IRAQ
     
  5. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    I'm in... as long as I get a cushy govt. job with high pay... and I don't want to move really... so it will have to be one of those 'paperless office/ rule from home' type jobs... and since I'll still be here I'm gonna need some diplomatic immunity.

    Let me know when you get that all set up and Viva...???

    Uh, what are we gonna call this place?
     
  6. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    The Republic of Wonk Saggin ?
     
  7. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    How about Libertalia? In honor of the former pirate utopia...

    I really doubt they have more money. The richest people, the richest places are in cities. I'm sure there are plenty of business people who are upset about the economy. It's only really good for Bush practically. Everyone else is only going up if they cut people.

    Alright Smart you can be whatever you want to be of course but I don't know why you would want to stay here.
     
  8. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    well, I got a ton of stuff, I would just hate to move it all... maybe something like 'Ambassador for Life' or 'Agent Provocateur (for Life)'...

    I can go with either of those names but it's gotta be just 'Wonk Saggin' if we go that way... none of that 'Republic of...' or anything...
     
  9. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    What would we be? Wonk Sagginites? Wonk Saggans? Wonk Wonk Sagginese?
     
  10. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    awesome, it'll be just like die hard 3 except we wont have to walk around with a racist sign in harlem.
    actually, strike that, we'll have tease walk around harlem with a sign that says FREE TUPAC. it's not really racist, but it's funny.

    i officially nominate that the citizenship for our country be partially determined by weight vs. height, and that any chubby girls will first have to undergo a month of hanging out in a sauna, eating nothing but celery, so as to alleviate them of their 'burden'.
    also, no reaaaallly ugly bitches. no really ugly dudes either. oh, and no girls mustaches. those crazy uber-fertile girls that seem to get pregnant every time they sit next to a guy on a bus, them hoes can't come either. they're usually pretty easy to pick out cause they're wearing full sweatsuit hook ups.

    i'll add more rules as i think of them.

    seeks/i don't act like i'm god, i act like im a mod
    meanwhile you're a little green pee-pod
    wishing you were a taller, like ahmad

    (yeah, that was off the dome. what)
     
  11. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    But I already live in Canada.

    Seriously.... Canada is the country of the future.
    We have crazy resources, we sell the US most of their water
    and electricity, plus it multicultural AND the 'no fat chicks' bill
    of 1988 passes with a huge majority. There's still a few tubbies
    running around, but most are tourists.
     
  12. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
  13. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2

    this sounds oddly familiar to me. I don't suppose they'll all have blue eyes and blonde hair will they herr seeks?

    also, will it be a democratic or communist country?
     
  14. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    no way, i get bored of just looking at white girls. think of it like a miss universe pagent, but with smart girls.
     
  15. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    I like meritocracy. You can go as far in society as you want.
     
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