Let's start our own country

Serious. Let's start our own country. If we can't topple this evil empire from the inside we need to do it from the outside. We cannot allow the noose to tighten further upon us. Then we will be helpless.

The most valuble thing in the world today is not oil. It is information. If all the progressives were to leave and start our own country we would have the smartest damn country in the world. Then we could start the campaign against oil. Produce alternative energies and whatnot. We could effectively steal the market out from under Bush. Fuck him.

Serious. We could buy some third world country cheap, instantly transform it to first world and become a serious power player. We could set up our own transportation whatever to make sure everyone who wants to go can go. Meanwhile attack of the killer redneck zombies in the US will eat itself because they are too ignorant to realize they need us.

FUCK BUSH!!!!!

hahaha cool, im down.

Cool... now we just need about 59,000,000 more....

we are majority but babylon got more money.

FREE IRAQ

I'm in... as long as I get a cushy govt. job with high pay... and I don't want to move really... so it will have to be one of those 'paperless office/ rule from home' type jobs... and since I'll still be here I'm gonna need some diplomatic immunity.

Let me know when you get that all set up and Viva...???

Uh, what are we gonna call this place?

The Republic of Wonk Saggin ?

How about Libertalia? In honor of the former pirate utopia...

I really doubt they have more money. The richest people, the richest places are in cities. I'm sure there are plenty of business people who are upset about the economy. It's only really good for Bush practically. Everyone else is only going up if they cut people.

Alright Smart you can be whatever you want to be of course but I don't know why you would want to stay here.

well, I got a ton of stuff, I would just hate to move it all... maybe something like 'Ambassador for Life' or 'Agent Provocateur (for Life)'...

I can go with either of those names but it's gotta be just 'Wonk Saggin' if we go that way... none of that 'Republic of...' or anything...

What would we be? Wonk Sagginites? Wonk Saggans? Wonk Wonk Sagginese?

awesome, it'll be just like die hard 3 except we wont have to walk around with a racist sign in harlem.

actually, strike that, we'll have tease walk around harlem with a sign that says FREE TUPAC. it's not really racist, but it's funny.

i officially nominate that the citizenship for our country be partially determined by weight vs. height, and that any chubby girls will first have to undergo a month of hanging out in a sauna, eating nothing but celery, so as to alleviate them of their 'burden'.

also, no reaaaallly ugly bitches. no really ugly dudes either. oh, and no girls mustaches. those crazy uber-fertile girls that seem to get pregnant every time they sit next to a guy on a bus, them hoes can't come either. they're usually pretty easy to pick out cause they're wearing full sweatsuit hook ups.

i'll add more rules as i think of them.

seeks/i don't act like i'm god, i act like im a mod

meanwhile you're a little green pee-pod

wishing you were a taller, like ahmad

(yeah, that was off the dome. what)

But I already live in Canada.

Seriously.... Canada is the country of the future.

We have crazy resources, we sell the US most of their water

and electricity, plus it multicultural AND the 'no fat chicks' bill

of 1988 passes with a huge majority. There's still a few tubbies

running around, but most are tourists.

Originally posted by seeking@Nov 15 2004, 11:18 AM

i officially nominate that the citizenship for our country be partially determined by weight vs. height, and that any chubby girls will first have to undergo a month of hanging out in a sauna, eating nothing but celery, so as to alleviate them of their 'burden'.

also, no reaaaallly ugly bitches. no really ugly dudes either. oh, and no girls mustaches.

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this sounds oddly familiar to me. I don't suppose they'll all have blue eyes and blonde hair will they herr seeks?

also, will it be a democratic or communist country?

no way, i get bored of just looking at white girls. think of it like a miss universe pagent, but with smart girls.

I like meritocracy. You can go as far in society as you want.

Originally posted by SteveAustin@Nov 15 2004, 02:58 PM

also, will it be a democratic or communist country?

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well, since the majority of the population is well imformed and smart, I figure democracy is the better way to go.

I am so down, it is unreal. I think it should be Commie, as Deomcracies have proved to be a thing of the past ;-)!

Originally posted by Armenhammer+Nov 15 2004, 10:27 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Armenhammer - Nov 15 2004, 10:27 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-SteveAustin@Nov 15 2004, 02:58 PM

also, will it be a democratic or communist country?

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well, since the majority of the population is well imformed and smart, I figure democracy is the better way to go.

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Didn't see this before.{{}{}{}{}{}{}{{ MAKE IT COMMIE!!! :innocent:

I think elements of all would be good. A communist founding ensuring we all stand on equal footing. A meritocracy so we can move up in society. And a democracy to ensure noone becomes too powerful for the rest of our own good. Actually I should say a pure democracy, not a representative democracy. I would like to have everyone vote on every single issue seperately instead of the aggregate clusterfucks we get in our congress. But I don't know how practical it would be to apply voting on every single issue by the populace. I could imagine certain parts of the population would be disinterested in some issues, and others interested in yet other issues. This could create an imbalance. I suppose that people of like interest could create their own states... then to ensure states don't become too powerful we would need a federal government. Tricky. I think that the federal government and particularly the president should be accountible to the people, instead of the power of impeachment lying solely in the hands of congress. Maybe a certain percent of the population could put the president on trial. Maybe we could randomly choose upstanding citizens who are bipartisan and have them freely access the inner workings of the government and present to the public what is deemed appropriate and necessary to the case.

I don't know this whole having your own country business is harder than i thought.

why does everyone always overlook socialism?

keep the necessities publically owned (water, electricity, gas, mass transit, schools, etc) then have a free market for everything else.

fuck having everyone vote on everything. that NEVER works. 'too many cooks in the kitchen' as they say. i dont think we should have states, as it just creates more paperwork. there can be 'areas' and shit, but once you get states you run into federal/state laws, blah blah. thats a pain in the ass.

also, tease is barred from entering the country, unless we need our air conditioners installed, then he can come in, but he has to leave immediately upon completion.

Haha.... I definately agree with public utilities being federally run. And everyone voting on everything could get crazy. So I guess representatives would be good. Also I think it should be against the law for any party to control all the branches of government. Fuck that shit. And no firing people for opinions and criticisms and political affiliation. Isn't that discrimination.

Again, FUCK BUSH!

Ahhhhh, I am so agreeing with this. If only it were an easy task to take on. As for the part about only pretty, smart girls that don't get pregnant all the time.....I like that!

Couldn't agree more about......FUCK BUSH!!!

Originally posted by seeking@Nov 16 2004, 10:46 AM

why does everyone always overlook socialism?

keep the necessities publically owned (water, electricity, gas, mass transit, schools, etc) then have a free market for everything else.

 

fuck having everyone vote on everything. that NEVER works. 'too many cooks in the kitchen' as they say. i dont think we should have states, as it just creates more paperwork. there can be 'areas' and shit, but once you get states you run into federal/state laws, blah blah. thats a pain in the ass.

 

also, tease is barred from entering the country, unless we need our air conditioners installed, then he can come in, but he has to leave immediately upon completion.

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utlity corporations are public legal corporate monopolies with shares in most states/counties in the USA thereby creating quasi-socialist corporations which are fully accountable to the public government.

Mass transit is government owned and so is the schools.

what about boobs and hot girls? are we cool on all that?

Originally posted by seeking@Nov 18 2004, 01:52 PM

what about boobs and hot girls? are we cool on all that?

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haha of course!! :biglaugh:

bet.

national anthem anyone?

^ I remember us making an Anthem for the 'Axis of Awesome'

I suggest Night Train by GNR.

I suggest Green Onions because that song is just so smoooth..

'scarred' by 2 live crew?