onist Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 alright, don't know if there is one yet but if there is then heres another. A joke thread post em.. Q: What does snoop dog use an umbrella for? A: For Drizzle my Nizzle. Q: What did the woman at the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Can you move, your in my son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?? A: They both have wet noses (dumb joke.. i should learn more) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 oldie but goodie: Q:whats the capital of thailand? A:BANG-COCK NIGGA! (this is the part where you hit the dude in the nuts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc7hyp-1 Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 the only two i know.. q: whats the difference between a preist and a zit? a: a zit waits till you're twelve to come on your face. q: whats the difference between a caddilac an a pile of dead babies? a: i dont have a caddilac in my garage. wooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Originally posted by arc7hyp-1@Apr 10 2005, 11:29 PM the only two i know.. q: whats the difference between a preist and a zit? a: a zit waits till you're twelve to come on your face. Quoted post ha. what did the vato say when his house collapsed on him? get offffffffffff me holmes. ^this joke is all about the way you say it. if you say it right, it's pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRON KING Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Q. What do you say when you see your tv floating at 3A.M.? A. Drop it nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Q..how many michael jacksonz duz it take to skrew in a lite bulb? A..NONE..michael jackson only skrews lil boys! Q..Why do blak people have white hands and feet? A..They were up against the wall when got spray painted them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 ^^^ hahahhahahahhahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovedrunk Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 what did eminem say when fiddycent gave him a sweater for his birthday? oh geeyouknit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 damn.. YO MOMA SOO DAMN FAT CUZN,SHE LOOK BIG,REEEAAALLL BIG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Whats the most confusing holiday on the southside of chicago? fathers day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Originally posted by MaKeItHaPpEn@Apr 10 2005, 11:27 PM damn.. YO MOMA SOO DAMN FAT CUZN,SHE LOOK BIG,REEEAAALLL BIG. Quoted post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullet Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Originally posted by defyoner@Apr 11 2005, 03:32 PM Whats the most confusing holiday on the southside of chicago? fathers day. Quoted post AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 there's already a HUGE tasteless joke thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termite Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Originally posted by MaKeItHaPpEn@Apr 11 2005, 02:27 AM damn.. YO MOMA SOO DAMN FAT CUZN,SHE LOOK BIG,REEEAAALLL BIG. Quoted post AHAHAHA only i would laugh at this good job lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveyoursister Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Q. Why do black people have white hands and feet? A. There's a little bit of good in everyone. sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 "...so the french guy says 'Deoderant!? whats that!!??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 ^^ gross. Why are all niggers so good at basketball? They all know how to steal, shoot and run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 /\ /\ /\ /\ Then why are there not more hispanic players? Come on, they got that shit on lock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Wasn't expecting the 'n' word.....I guess you don't have black friends... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 two bananas are laying out on the side of a river. one of them looks out and spots a turd floating down stream. he turns to the other banana and says "would you look at that shit?" fuck....im good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 what do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe? ROBERTO!!!!!!!! zing muthafukka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 *Elgin is a west suburb of Chicago that is filled with mexicans, and there is nothing wrong with that. What was *Elgin called before the Mexicans moved there? The Gin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Apr 12 2005, 03:56 PM *Elgin is a west suburb of Chicago that is filled with mexicans, and there is nothing wrong with that. What was *Elgin called before the Mexicans moved there? The Gin Quoted post Har Har... :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 one day a black mother and son are in the kitchen cooking.The son grabs a bunch of flower throws it on his face and says "LOOK MA IM A WHITEBOY" the mother smacks him in his face and says "go show your father" he goes to his dad and says "LOOK PA IMA WHITEBOY"the father smacks him in the face and says "GO SHOW YO GRANDMA"So the boy goes to his grandma and says "Look Granny IMA WHITEBOY"Thegrandma smacks him in his face and says "Go show your mother" So the boy goes back to his mother and his mother says "so what have you learned from this?" The young boy said "I've only been white for 5 minutes and i already hate you niggers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 how do you stop nigger kids from jumping on the bed? put velcro on the ceiling. why do black people smell so bad? so blind people can hate them too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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