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Lets Start a Joke Thread..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by onist, Apr 10, 2005.

  1. onist

    onist New Jack

    Joined: Aug 14, 2004 Messages: 46 Likes Received: 0
    alright, don't know if there is one yet but if there is then heres another. A joke thread post em..

    Q: What does snoop dog use an umbrella for?

    A: For Drizzle my Nizzle.

    Q: What did the woman at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

    A: Can you move, your in my son.
  2. saraday

    saraday Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 2,054 Likes Received: 1
    Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common??

    A: They both have wet noses

    (dumb joke.. i should learn more)
  3. 8onus

    8onus Banned

    Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 1
    oldie but goodie:

    Q:whats the capital of thailand?

    A:BANG-COCK NIGGA! (this is the part where you hit the dude in the nuts)
  4. arc7hyp-1

    arc7hyp-1 Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2002 Messages: 260 Likes Received: 0
    the only two i know..

    q: whats the difference between a preist and a zit?

    a: a zit waits till you're twelve to come on your face.

    q: whats the difference between a caddilac an a pile of dead babies?

    a: i dont have a caddilac in my garage.

  5. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168


    what did the vato say when his house collapsed on him?

    get offffffffffff me holmes.

    ^this joke is all about the way you say it. if you say it right, it's pretty good.

    KRON KING Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2004 Messages: 905 Likes Received: 0
    Q. What do you say when you see your tv floating at 3A.M.?

    A. Drop it nigga
  7. wAndEreR

    wAndEreR Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2005 Messages: 774 Likes Received: 0
    Q..how many michael jacksonz duz it take to skrew in a lite bulb?

    A..NONE..michael jackson only skrews lil boys!

    Q..Why do blak people have white hands and feet?

    A..They were up against the wall when got spray painted them!
  8. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  9. dojafx

    dojafx Member

    Joined: Nov 20, 2001 Messages: 831 Likes Received: 0
    ^^^ hahahhahahahhahahahahaha
  10. ilovedrunk

    ilovedrunk Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2003 Messages: 275 Likes Received: 1
    what did eminem say when fiddycent gave him a sweater for his birthday?

    oh geeyouknit?
  11. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
  12. defyoner

    defyoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 20, 2000 Messages: 4,873 Likes Received: 3
    Whats the most confusing holiday on the southside of chicago?

    fathers day.
  13. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

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  14. mullet

    mullet Banned

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  15. 8onus

    8onus Banned

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