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Lets Start a Joke Thread..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by onist, Apr 10, 2005.

  1. onist

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    Lets Start a Joke Thread..

    Discussion started by onist - Apr 10, 2005

    alright, don't know if there is one yet but if there is then heres another. A joke thread post em..


    Q: What does snoop dog use an umbrella for?

    A: For Drizzle my Nizzle.


    Q: What did the woman at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

    A: Can you move, your in my son.
     
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  2. saraday

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    Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common??












    A: They both have wet noses


    (dumb joke.. i should learn more)
     
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  3. 8onus

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    8onus - Replied Apr 10, 2005

    oldie but goodie:

    Q:whats the capital of thailand?

    A:BANG-COCK NIGGA! (this is the part where you hit the dude in the nuts)
     
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  4. arc7hyp-1

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    arc7hyp-1 - Replied Apr 11, 2005

    the only two i know..


    q: whats the difference between a preist and a zit?




    a: a zit waits till you're twelve to come on your face.



    q: whats the difference between a caddilac an a pile of dead babies?




    a: i dont have a caddilac in my garage.

    wooooo
     
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  5. mackfatsoe

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    mackfatsoe - Replied Apr 11, 2005


    ha.


    what did the vato say when his house collapsed on him?













    get offffffffffff me holmes.



    ^this joke is all about the way you say it. if you say it right, it's pretty good.
     
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    Q. What do you say when you see your tv floating at 3A.M.?



























    A. Drop it nigga
     
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    Q..how many michael jacksonz duz it take to skrew in a lite bulb?





    A..NONE..michael jackson only skrews lil boys!





    Q..Why do blak people have white hands and feet?





    A..They were up against the wall when got spray painted them!
     
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    6
     
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  9. dojafx

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    ^^^ hahahhahahahhahahahahaha
     
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    what did eminem say when fiddycent gave him a sweater for his birthday?



    oh geeyouknit?
     
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    damn..
    YO MOMA SOO DAMN FAT CUZN,SHE LOOK BIG,REEEAAALLL BIG.
     
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    Whats the most confusing holiday on the southside of chicago?

    fathers day.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH
     
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