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:: in dumbass bubbly ditzfuck blonde voice ::

 

CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE, IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO GO OUT WITH ME, WHERE WOULD YOU TAKE ME, AND HOW WOULD YOU TRY TO WIN MY :: TEE HEE HEE :: HEART???

 

(KEEP IN MIND I LIKE FILMS LIKE AMERICAN PIMP AND COLT45'S AND SNUGGLING AGAINST MY BLANKET WITH THE MEXICAN FLAG ON IT THAT I GOT WHEN I WENT TO T.J. WITH MY SORORITY SISTERS FOR JUST TEN PAY-SO'S! TEEHEE HEE!)

 

 

 

what did you all have for breakfast? I had steak and eggs :: BARF ::

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well first off I wouldn't beat around the bush and I'd straight out ask if you would like some oral sex from the beginning. then go from there. I'd take you wherever YOU wanted to go . it's your day. hinthint wink wink elbow elbow. hey in santa monica they have a cute lil restaurant called "Dee's restaurant".

 

for breakfast i had some chocolate cake..

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In SUPER SEXY LOW PIMP BARRY WHITE voice :

Baby, I would take you to Dennys for a Grand Slam Dinner then after, baby, we could go to the dollar cinema to catch a flik that came out five months ago.

 

Hell yea, you love me now. I know you do.

 

 

 

I didn't have shit for breakfast.............. woke up late. :D

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TEEHEEHEE!

 

HOLY FUCK.

 

ALL GOOD ANSWERS.

 

DELIS- I HAVE NEVER HAD A WOMAN ASKED TO HAVE MY CLAM LICKED FROM THE GET GO, SO YOU'RE DEFINATELY STILL IN THE GAME. YOU WILL MAYBE BE THE RESORT FOR MY LESBIAN FANTASIES!

 

PISTOL- TITOS IS ALWAYS THE WAY TO A GIRLS HEART, ESPECIALLY 2 SHREDDED BEEF TACOS CON QUESO Y UN SIDE OF ARROZ. WITH A LEMONADE OR SPRITE.. AND YES, I DO WANT TO EXPERIENCE THAT STRIPCLUB BIG BOOTY HOES.. AND TO YOUR HOUSE. CLASSIC.

 

(*$(##%- A FRIEGHT YARD, HMM, ONLY IF YOU AND I PAINT THAT YARD NAKED. YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL. AND I'D LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU, AND OF COURSE TAKE NUMEROUS HITS FROM A VERY EXPENSIVE GUCCI BONG, OF COURSE, NAKED ALSO.

 

QUESTON NUMBER TWO: IF YOU COULD SERENADE ME WITH ONE SONG, WHAT SONG WILL IT BE, AND WHY??? KEEP IN MIND I LIKE POP MUSIC AND I LIKE TO WEAR HOT PINK GLITTERY THONGS.

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I would take you for a drive in my 300 dollar car where we would scream at the top of our lungs, then i would take you on a bike ride. After that we could listen to pop music and do the twist untill our kneees hurt. Then the oral sex and the speeding tickets and the photography of a junkyard.

 

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Guest --zeSto--

climb up to the top of a big industrial building that overlooks the freight tracks by the lake,

and toss down the checker, picnic blanket (cant mess up the chinos!)

Then pop some chanpage, eat some giant apples cut into slices, and let it all hang out over the city.

 

isn't that nicer than coffee and english muffins!?

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SHAMELESS: THE PENTAGON, HMMM. MAYBE SOMETIME ELSE, I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE INSIDES OF SOME EXTINCT ANIMAL THOUGH, I AM ALL FOR POACHING.... CAN WE GET REBELIOUS AND FLY TO AFRICA AND MAKE LIVE INSIDE THE WARMTH OF A RARE PLATINUM GOLD PLATED TUSKED ELEPHANT?

 

URBAN- I WOULD SO MAKE LOVE TO YOU IF YOU CAN FIND A THEATER THAT STILL PLAYS SOMETHING OLD SCHOOL AND CORNY LIKE ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE.

 

SUBURBIAN: WHAT KIND OF CAMERAS DO YOU HAVE, IS IT DISPOSIBLE? HOW ABOUT WE JACK A WHOLE SHITLOAD FROM COSTCO AND MAKE AMATURE PORN TOGETHER IN THAT 300 DOLLAR CAR OF YOURS.. I'M HOPING ITS A HOOPTY.. GOD KNOWS I LOVE THOSE HOOPTIES............. AND COULD YOU GIVE ME A RUN DOWN ON YOUR POP CD COLLECTION? THANKS.

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ZESTO: ARE YOU VEGITARIAN? I'M DOWN WITH FRUIT BUT COME ON... I HAVE SOME WEEK OLD BEEF JERKY IN MY PURSE NEXT TO MY MACE THAT WE COULD DINE ON. AND YES I DO AGREE THAT ENGLISH MUFFIN STARBUCKS BULLSHIT IS FOR MOD'S WHO GO TO EMO POETRY READINGS AND SNAP FINGERS IN REPLACE FOR CLAPS.

 

NOTE I AM NOT IN ANY WAY DISSING EMO. OH WHO CARES YES I AM. NO IM NOT.. NO IM NOT,, FIGHT IT.

 

YOINK- WHOOPIE? LIKE GOLDBERG?

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girl, i'd take you out to eat at jalisco's taqueria followed by goin to applebees and catchin a free pop show... then we can go smoke some weed in a ditch, maybe even swim if it's not to cold out... after that we can go to the local shelter and take a shower, you know - don't want to be smellin to much like sewer/ditch water... from there, who knows... we can go to stop n go where i'd boost some chocolates and an MD2020 for you, just to show you how much i care, cause you know i'm fresh like that...

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Originally posted by DEE38

TEEHEEHEE!

 

HOLY FUCK.

 

ALL GOOD ANSWERS.

 

(*$(##%- A FRIEGHT YARD, HMM, ONLY IF YOU AND I PAINT THAT YARD NAKED. YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL. AND I'D LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU, AND OF COURSE TAKE NUMEROUS HITS FROM A VERY EXPENSIVE GUCCI BONG, OF COURSE, NAKED ALSO.

 

QUESTON NUMBER TWO: IF YOU COULD SERENADE ME WITH ONE SONG, WHAT SONG WILL IT BE, AND WHY??? KEEP IN MIND I LIKE POP MUSIC AND I LIKE TO WEAR HOT PINK GLITTERY THONGS.

 

okay...i've never painted freights totally naked..

we are gonna get some really good flicks..

us, naked, draped all over some boomin freights..maybe we can do a couple a whole cars

 

 

i'll serenade you with that prince song ...you don't have to be rich, to be my girl, youi don't have to be cool to rule my world...

and then maybe, uh , the thong song ? (it sounds like thats what you might like..)

 

only it'll be..

 

let me see that thoo ooo oong

that thong th th th thong

baby let ya booty gooooooo

 

and then

 

let me hit that booo ooo oong

that bong bo bo bo bong

 

 

ooh yeah..so scandalous!

 

us in our glittery pink thongs hittin bongs and paintin trains

 

this sounds like the best date ever

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Originally posted by DEE38

OKAY CONTESTANTS, QUESTION NUMBER THREE.......

 

DO YOU OWN ANY SOPRANO EPISODES ON DVD, AND IF SO WHICH EPISODES?

 

 

 

nah... but i got a vhs of parts of god father and god father II that i recorded off of tv... commercials included.

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PISTOL- :love2:

 

 

GRANDOLA: YOU'VE ALMOST GOT YOUR SELF A DEAL IF YOU ANSWER QUESTION NUMBER 2 WITH THE SONG IN YOUR SIGNATURE...

 

($%*$%- THONGS & BONGS, YOU'RE WINNING MY HEART ALREADY.... IF YOU FIND ONE MORE FANTASTIC WORD THAT ENDS IN AND -ONG, THEN MAYBE WE CAN SPARK THIS FLAME...

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Originally posted by !@#$%

as soon as i get a dvd

 

the sopranos are a must have

 

...i've got some on vhs..i know, i suck

 

the one where they get trapped in the woods is my fave

 

directed by buscemi!

 

 

YEAH I LIKED THAT ONE TOO! HAHA, THEY ATE KETCHUP PACKETS LIKE TRUE WINNERS!

 

AND GRANDOLA...... CAN YOU BELEIVE THAT MY FIRST TIME SEEING GODFATHER WAS A COUPLE MONTHS AGO? YEAH, I WAS DEPRIVED AT A KID.

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oolong tea?

 

 

nah, how bout we can wear a sarong to the beach

 

or. ....we can eat girl scout tag alongs..

 

 

no

 

i know!!!

 

we can go incite a riot with a throng...

 

or

 

...i will bbq ribs for ya..

 

served with tongs..

 

 

hey girl,i got more..

 

how bout a dildo...extra long??

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DEE..

 

i would take you to Disney Land.a day in fantacy for you my love.a walk around toon town to let the child loose within you..we smile with our joy as we race each other in our little race cars..enchanted by the mysteries of the ocean submarine tour...get our hearts pumping with BIG THUNDER

 

then we would run away..where we passionately express ourselves in the tunnels of Tom Suayers Island.we would lead an example for Mickey and Minnie to remember..

 

but all the fun rides will be back at our hotel room;)

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Originally posted by DEE38

QUESTON NUMBER TWO: IF YOU COULD SERENADE ME WITH ONE SONG, WHAT SONG WILL IT BE, AND WHY??? KEEP IN MIND I LIKE POP MUSIC AND I LIKE TO WEAR HOT PINK GLITTERY THONGS.

 

 

All you ladies pop yo' pussy like this

Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss

All you ladies pop yo' pussy like this

Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss

Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now

 

Lick it good

Suck this pussy just like you should - right now

Lick it good

Suck this pussy just like you should - my neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

 

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

 

First you gotta put yo' neck into it

Ah don't stop, just do it, do it

Then, you roll your tongue

From the, crack back to the front

Then ya, suck it all 'til I shake and cum nigga

Make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga

All over yo' face and stuff

Slow head show me so much love

The best head comes from a thug

The dick good, thick big and long

Slow thumpin 'til the crack of dawn

(??) fix it and stuff

Through the night, makin so much love

Dead sleep when the sun comes up

 

So lick it now, lick it good

Lick this pussy just like you should - c'mon

Right now, lick it good

Lick this pussy just like you should

 

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

 

 

You might roll dubs, you might have G's

But fuck that nigga, get on yo' knees

A bitch like me moans and screams

"Thug Misses" know what I mean

At the club so fresh, so clean

Hoes hate and niggaz watchin me

So hot in the line, on cream

With a unit on my face, so mean

I got to pick which nigga I need

Cause only thug nigga satisfy me

You try me I'll make you see

You bitches ain't got shit on me

 

So lick it now, lick it good

Lick this pussy just like you should - c'mon

Right now, lick it good

Lick this pussy just like you should

 

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

 

So lick it now, lick it good

Lick this pussy just like you should - c'mon

Right now, lick it good

Lick this pussy just like you should

 

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

 

(My neck, my back) Then, you roll your tongue

From the, crack back to the front

(My neck, my back) Then ya, suck it all 'til I shake and cum nigga

Make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga

(My neck, my back) Then, you roll your tongue

From the, crack back to the front

(My neck, my back) Then ya, suck it all 'til I shake and cum nigga

Make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga

 

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

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