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let me crash on your couch

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by casekonly, Jul 7, 2003.

  1. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    so, can i crash on your couch?

    here are some reasons why you should let me:

    i'm skinny
    i'm nice
    i don't eat alot
    i won't kill you or your pets in your respective sleeping states
    i'll eventually leave
    i'll read any book you hand me
    i won't hit on your sister
    i'll bum you my paints and caps
    i can bartend
    i'll roll big cones



    so, whada ya say?
     
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    Haha, I don't see why not. Just watch out for my step bro, he's got dread locks that normally scare the company.
     
  3. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    i'll have more reasons tomorrow
     
  4. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 17, 2003 Messages: 3,966 Likes Received: 0
    do you smell?..if you smell then hellz no..other than that sure..
     
  5. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    i dont have a couch, and the bathtub is mine
     
  6. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    hey, thanks dirty...so far dirty and willy will let me crash on their couches...
    btw, i'm not scared of knatty dread locks...dirty hippies don't scare me, either...


    know what hippie chicks and hockey players have in common? neither showers until after the third period
     
  7. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    i don't smell...
     
  8. Kettiecat

    Kettiecat Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 27, 2002 Messages: 1,122 Likes Received: 0
    you can crash on my futon after september 1.....although i don't know why you would want to.
     
  9. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    I do.:yum:
     
  10. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 17, 2003 Messages: 3,966 Likes Received: 0
    then be my guest...
     
  11. dorkone

    dorkone New Jack

    Joined: Feb 18, 2003 Messages: 9 Likes Received: 0
    dont sleep at noums hes just looking for a fuck in the ass...
     
  12. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    speak for yourself you little bitch
     
  13. veloLusto

    veloLusto New Jack

    Joined: May 23, 2003 Messages: 54 Likes Received: 0
    you can sleep on my couch. it might be a little hot though. hit me up if youre ever in hawaii
     
  14. kido

    kido Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 1,463 Likes Received: 0
    speak for your self you little bitch
     
  15. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
    ZZ... you are the only person on 12oz that quotes themselves.
     
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