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Oranges, freshly peeled...yech

Wet dog

Coins/change (especially copper)...more the germiness than the actual metal smell

Zucchini

Those fucking horrible potpourri Glade sprays they have the nerve to call air "freshener"

The equally mislabeled car "freshener" trees...make me nauseous

Acrid, earthy smell like fermented dirt and moss and sulfur at this chemical plant near me

Pissy subways (although I'm so focused on graff and graff opportunities when I'm in the subway system I barely notice it anymore)

Old people's shit (which they often mask with a heavy dose of the aforementioned potpourri spray shit)

Polyurethane and other clear finishes, varnishes, and paint thinner

Too much perfume on a woman...or anywhere for that matter...I prefer her au naturel

Cigarette smoke...still hate it (cigars, clove cigs, pot all acceptable though)

Cheesy puke...

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* Coffee and the like

* Burned hair or flesh

* Vanilla girl perfume...all the flowerish stuff to

* Tear gas

* Burned plastic/rubber

* Farts, all kinds

* Rotten food (fungus)

 

I'm a chemical kid

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other peoples B.O.(when its mine i like it)

sour milk...

cigarette stained clothes...

decayed animals...in closed spaces...

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cracked touched upon it...

Cheese!

(dont get me wrong, I love real cheese)

 

but the smell of molding, musty bacteria...

 

*that cheese smell that is often attached to a loose turd.

*Foot Fungus

*The smell of infection

*Realy Bad movie house popcorn.

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Man piss

 

 

I don't know why it smells worse that female piss, but it does. This problem is compounded by that strange inablilty to contain themselves that men excuse with "you gotta go..."

and piss all over the place....

 

bullshit. Girls don't explode - you won't either.

 

 

and I have the solution - very thin, low power wires randomly placed in corners and alleys in cities. They must be random like speed cameras - you never nknow which ones are on......

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Originally posted by You Are a Toy

lesbian shit...

 

 

ah yes, but thankfully, we don't relieve ourselves on street corners

 

 

(i love when people do this - ie log in under another name ie your all gay and this twat. So, who do you log in as normally? concerned you'll get a Netbeatdown? Nerd.)

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* Coffee and the like

* Burned hair or flesh

* Vanilla girl perfume...all the flowerish stuff to

* Tear gas

* Burned plastic/rubber

* Farts, all kinds

* Rotten food (fungus)

 

 

 

i have to dissagree i would put burned flesh under one of my favorite smells!

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what's the big deal? i cant stand the smell of lesbian's feces. mabey they dont shit on the streets where you're from, but around my way we've got 300lb dykes with mohawks and those earrings with chains that hook to noserings, shitting on every corner in the city. it's sickening. dont even let me get into their body odor. it's dis-fucking-gusting. they don't shave nor shower. they just hang on the streets shitting themselves and yelling obscenities at any good looking young highschool girls that happen to be walking by. highschool girls who are just eager to take a ride for their lives on my 16 inch penis. mabey i should go stick it in the ear of one of those 300lb mohawked ear/nose ringed lesbians, and spooge right into their skulls.

alas, i doubt that will do any good towards getting rid of their rancid smell.

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nail polish remover

this chem plant here we used to rock at

wet dog

my dogs breath

wet grass clippings that have sat in a platice bag in the sun...smells like soggie captin chrunch

 

plastic coat paint

garbage Ihave to empty bags at work nastyyyyyyyyyyy

raw meat

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strong solvent inks. ive exposed my self to far too many over the years. it gives me a headache to look at the bottle without my mask on.

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Originally posted by bodice_ripper

aww, look. Real brave under and alternate name over the internet.

You emasculate yourself. Saves me the trouble

 

 

 

And I have a motherfucking posse, don't fuck with Devilush......

 

were you talking to me?

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