*die* Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 shit everyone's got a thread to post except us, i mean there's the gay thread,female thread,christian. there should be a thread for us lazy/asshole folks. i just combined the two word so i didn't have to make 2 thread. i'm serious about being a lazy writer and an asshole(in case you didn't notice) but i you got some lazy techniques share them in here. here i'll start off w/ one. see i don;t like starting up cuase it make my feet hurts so i tried hittin thows and scribbles from my car while sitting. i really couldn't hit em from the driver's, well, cuase i'm from america and drive on the right side of the road and the put all the good wall on the left hand side.so anyway to make along story short i had to go out of the passenger side and i wound up using one of the ground marking can w/ the speacial pole that you have to use and my boy caught a face full and wasn't to happy. other people post shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Another car trick: have a pen/load of stickers handy in your car so that when a bus/lorry pulls up alongside you at the lights you can lean out and get a hit or a sticker up on that bitch. Make sure you get nice and close 'cause you don't want to strain yourself reaching too far :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 so very lazy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*die* Posted January 7, 2002 Author Share Posted January 7, 2002 yes i'm feelin you on the not strain yourself part. since someone else replied i'll add more experiences. check it if you don't have a car got to one of them jewel/osco's in the burbs cuase the innercity/ghetto one won't have what you need. check it. go to a jewel/osco you wait till no one's looking and have someone hold a door open and then you drive one of those autocarts(the carts that old people usuallydrive) out of the door. i can usually get about 3 to 4 blocks away before they realize it gone and come after me. but drive into an alley then hit some throws. this is great cuase you don't have to strain your back w/ a backpack cause you can put it in the front of the cart and you don't have to stand up. it's great for line bombs(JA ONE style). cause you can do outlines and then switch it in reverse and back straight up and fill it in. oh yeah cuase they will track you down w/ the autocart. i just grab my back pack and then roll under the nearest dumpster cause running is to exausting, then wait till they leave and then walk away but not to fast so you donn't sweat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOVAGIRL Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 lazy...yes i am...just lost my job...and i love to sleep...:huh?: :love: :crazy: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GorbortOrman Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Why hit up when you can just pay people to hit up for you? Now thats the 'rich' lazy way of doing things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*die* Posted January 7, 2002 Author Share Posted January 7, 2002 Originally posted by GorbortOrman Why hit up when you can just pay people to hit up for you? Now thats the 'rich' lazy way of doing things... shit yeah i was thinking about that cause i went into this bootleg china town thang. i just leave it at that cause don't wanna cause beef with it. but there was this chinese food restuarant and i was ordering food and a dude came out the kitchen and i saw like 50 people on sewing machines. i then request the manager and was like "let me use some of them" . he freaked out and was like "people what people". so i told him to chill and explainded to about how i writeasked and him to let me borrow some of those people so they could outline for me. he just laughed and let me get my food for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 finally a thread worth posting up on.. i feel like i finally belong.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 winter = lazy me I think I was some sort of furry creature that hibernates in a previous life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wutangbanger Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 HAHAH YO DIE NICE POST thats a dope ass book THE ART OF GETTIN Over i`ll show u that EWOK Dot com peice its the white one with alot of style it was done at paint louis it was dope :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 i cant climb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 so lazy indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*die* Posted January 8, 2002 Author Share Posted January 8, 2002 dont forget and don't forget about being an asshole i mean i don't know how else to behave. i'll wake up and be pissed. if i haven't met you and your not a hot girl then that equals right of way for being an asshole. can anyone relate to that. i mean i'm black but i'm racist not just one paticular race but against everybody. is that normal i mean i hate black, white,asian, hispanics,indians,gays,straights, men,and women equally. they all piss me off. i think i prejudice against anyone who isn't me. can any of yall relate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 Originally posted by *die* and don't forget about being an asshole i mean i don't know how else to behave. i'll wake up and be pissed. if i haven't met you and your not a hot girl then that equals right of way for being an asshole. can anyone relate to that. i mean i'm black but i'm racist not just one paticular race but against everybody. is that normal i mean i hate black, white,asian, hispanics,indians,gays,straights, men,and women equally. they all piss me off. i think i prejudice against anyone who isn't me. can any of yall relate Yes, word to that. I often find myself thinking that the human race is a disgusting entity whose sole purpose is to get in my way and piss me off, and I'd love to see every last one of those fuckers dead in the ground. I hate stupid motherfuckers who walk along the pavement way too slow getting in my way. I just want to push them out of the way into the moving traffic. And when I'm driving, those people who are waiting to cross the road that step out off the kerb - I try and get as close to them as I can and hit them with my wing mirror and run over their toes. I mean, WHY CAN'T YOU STUPID FUCKS JUST WAIT ON THE FUCKING PAVEMENT? And in shops or on the bus, people who don't have their money ready to pay and then fuck around getting their purses/wallets out and start looking for the money when they had all that time whilst they waited in the god damn queue. Man, I just want to hack into their heads with an axe. In my head I am Patrick Bateman. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*die* Posted January 8, 2002 Author Share Posted January 8, 2002 he yeah stupid fucktards take all day walking. one day you'll snap and so will i. don't get me start on children. granted i was once one but i was always the kid who stayed away from everyone else and chill by myself playing with gi joes, i never like the other kids. they always get in the fuckin way, except black kids, (no offense to anyone else, well i'm black so it doesn't matter) yeah but most black parents beat the shit outa thier kids in public. that the way it should be with all races. try this sometime, when you see a black kid (the young the better) actin up, wait to you see his parents and say to them, "your kid was really being bad" 9 times out of 10 they get the shit smacked out of them. i tell parents this even when their kids does nothing cause it's funny when the kid gets hit and goes flying. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intercept Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Originally posted by NOVAGIRL lazy...yes i am...just lost my job...and i love to sleep...:huh?: :love: :crazy: :D out of school and job....//...ill admit ive done noing and not left the house since friday...////............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Me So Sleepy... I don't think anybody sleeps more than me. I sleep all the damn time. I sleep after work, after eating, after school, after sex, after drinking, on the airplane, in the car... you name it! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROSTY Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 i was almost too lazy to post this. and now i have come to realize that this message will not effect anyones life whatsoever... i think i should stop typing now and go to sleep. ya thats what im gonna do. bye bye.... ... .. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*die* Posted January 9, 2002 Author Share Posted January 9, 2002 Re: Me So Sleepy... Originally posted by Secret I don't think anybody sleeps more than me. I sleep all the damn time. I sleep after work, after eating, after school, after sex, after drinking, on the airplane, in the car... you name it! :) i thinks i got you beat i've been known to fall asleep standing up Nigga whut:spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 yeah. some times im too lazy to go out of the house and write on shit. so i stay at home and go into mirc. then i go into random channels and flood them with my name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lab rat Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 becoming a respectable writer takes dedication and work.. hard work and real work.. thats why i suggest stealing a handicapped person's wheelchair to go bombing, cus man! thats some hard work!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SOCCERMOM 1 Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 "dude, i dunno dude. you know what? shit i dunno. actually, i'm cool. you guys go ahead without me. i'm just gonna chill. don't forget to put me up. call me tomorrow. alright. peace." -lazy writer i'm not gonna front i've quoted this line many a time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 on saturday morning i was sleeping and my boy came into my house with a large amount of marijuana..i stayed in bed while i smoked..i then played gta3 in bed...after this i continued to sleep for the rest of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 I asked my girl if it would be cool to keep a bottle by the side of the bed, so I wouldn't have to get up to take a piss in the night. She said no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 Originally posted by Rodney Trotter I asked my girl if it would be cool to keep a bottle by the side of the bed, so I wouldn't have to get up to take a piss in the night. She said no. i have done this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 I'm mose def a lazy/asshole writer...and I need sex (9 inchers need only apply) just kidding...7 at least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Why, is your pussy 9" deep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*die* Posted January 16, 2002 Author Share Posted January 16, 2002 come on Originally posted by Ms.Bombastic I'm mose def a lazy/asshole writer...and I need sex (9 inchers need only apply) just kidding...7 at least is this for real or for play cause i'm down. fa sho. shit i'll break you off. sex is the only time when it's aight to NOT be lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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