SilentBob Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Hey kids, I saw that findadeath topic, and for some reason began thinking what I'de like my last words to be. I'm going for something along the lines of "it's ok girls, my scrotum can be considered communal". What would you have your last words be ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 I'm just going to mouth some incomprehensible words...that way everyone that knows me can make up whatever they think I said and apply it to them in whatever way makes them feel ok about my leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Something trippy so people would wonder for ages in what they think i meant...Although it would have no real meaning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Thanks for nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 'useless..useless....' -John Wilkes Boothe last words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 "I give all of my debt to my sister and brother, they can split it how ever they want." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars "I give all of my debt to my sister and brother, they can split it how ever they want." CLEVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 "whered that hot nurse go, dammit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 suck my twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 I pray to thee oft-forgiving, most merciful that I may leave my mortal sins behind me and ascend into your kingdom of heaven. or something like that. But chances are it will be more like 'hey guys... want to see what I can do?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 suck my twat "i gave a girl herpes in exchange for hiv, dont chu wanna grow up to be just like me" "i tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree, dont chu wanna grow up to be just like me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- But chances are it will be more like 'hey guys... want to see what I can do?' ha-ha...too true. I pretty much guarantee that I would say...yo...check this out...no more than 5 minutes prior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 id go tell my parents to fuck off and that they were horrible parents............wait ive already done that shit. id prolly tell my commander hes a dumb ass and a cockbite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 steveaustin knows whats up... possible last words from my mouth.... Want to see something crazy? Ok ladies... watch the man in action. Don't worry... I do this all the time. There a first time for everything. I'll do it first but you guys have to do it after me. Damn... you call that a challenge? He might act tough but he's not that big. If I can just paint my name all the way up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 hahahaha this is funny, cause ive thought about this before.... i would have to have some one that thought i was still cool with them be there...some inconsiderate type of person...and right when i was about to die...i would tell them to get me a fresh fruit smoothy...and i would drink it...and then as i started to die...i would act like it was because i had adeadly allergic reaction to the fruit in the drink and then the person would have to watch me die and for the rest of their lives think that they were responsible for my death...hahahahahaha that would be great....and i would go out saying...."it toistes loike its got but'er insoid!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 rosebud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 if i was in a hospital bed and a nurse/doctor was by me i's say, "this hospital blows, it's you rfault that i'm dying i hope you all fucking..." if i was in a car with a friend of mine, "here hit this shit, AHHHHH what the fuck is..." anywhere else, "fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by mr.pescado "it toistes loike its got but'er insoid!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I would like to say something like "Burn my house down!" or an equally unreasonable thing which they would feel obliged to do because it was my last request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by destroya rosebud. DAMMIT thats what i was going to say... probably something along the lines of "you were good, but while im around youll always be second best" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitmop-1$ Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 Originally posted by Devilush suck my twat. :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 ". . . listen close, i don't have much time. i've hidden some money. it's in mom and pops backyard, right under. . ." death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 "scuba diver, wet suit" theyd never figure it out or "remember that time i died" so they can remember my sarcasm or my fav "pull my finger" how funny would that be they think your gonna fart but u die instead. oh man :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 Originally posted by Devilush suck my twat. no prob!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 i'll be an enemy of this world until the day i fucking die, and with very my last breath ill tip my face toward the sky and scream 'fuck you'. or that death is a part of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemekill Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 HAND ME MY BONG! but if it was in a hospital I guesss I'd just give the doctor the ol' evil eye and say "I'll be back for you, fucker............" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 Id probly tell someone to put some cans in my casket.....i couldnt be buried without one....preferably Flat Black Rusto!!!!hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 "peace." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 Originally posted by MaKeItHaPpEn Id probly tell someone to put some cans in my casket.....i couldnt be buried without one....preferably Flat Black Rusto!!!!hahaha :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest keep Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 "...and if im not right! my the loud strike me down where i stand!" but with my luck itll be somthing like "are you sure that guns not loaded?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 Originally posted by JUDONO? no prob!!! you so craaaaaazy!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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