shameless self promotion Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Friday night... And she was a virgin... Shameless the hymen breaker. What what?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Using a very loose and non-technical definition of "get laid", that would be June of '99. A stricter definition would push it back to June of '96. I'm looking forward to June of this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wakassOATH Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 i poped a korean virgin 2 weeks ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wakassOATH Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by Cracked Ass Using a very loose and non-technical definition of "get laid", that would be June of '99. A stricter definition would push it back to June of '96. I'm looking forward to June of this year. wow man, whats wrong with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 http://pictures.iwantu.com/HS2375.jpg'> i banged this chick a few hours ago. she says im the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by wakassOATH wow man, whats wrong with you? Dunno. Ask all the ones who turned me down. Too much of that "nice guy" shit I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 a year ago she was cheating on her boyfriend i was accepting the fact that i was horny, and hadn't had sex for seven months prior to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 september 1st 2000, nashville tenesse on the girls ex husbands bed....one night stands with girls that live in other states are rad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 pussy is not worth that... oh, and myself, it's been 3 weeks since i got laid. but if you count anal sex it's only been three days....oh yea. :idea: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 well not that long. id rather not say. . im waiting for that special someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 last night. it's great being married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 well seriously almost everyday but that stopped about a week and half ago when i started talking to my ex agian, but i still got laid yesterday after school =]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 i dont believe it What the fuk is wrong with you ppl and bragging how you "popped" a virgin.........u sick selfish mother fuckers , who the fuck cares who and when you fucked . Since when is ruining a girls first time ( and therfore further idea of intercourse) by your twisted demented sense of accomplishment been something to brag about..........i hope to god that you werent specifically wanting to have sex with her / them bc they were virgins , but rather it just happened to be that way , but i suspect that it wasnt the latter ...... Casual talk among friends about the ur last sexual encounter with a wife or girlfriend / boyfriend i have no quams about , but this far crosses the line . This however is an entirely public internet forum , observed by thousands of ppl you dont remotely know . This thread , but more specifically yous and your lack of morals disgust me . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Re: i dont believe it Originally posted by ASER1NE What the fuk is wrong with you ppl and bragging how you "popped" a virgin.........u sick selfish mother fuckers , who the fuck cares who and when you fucked . Since when is ruining a girls first time ( and therfore further idea of intercourse) by your twisted demented sense of accomplishment been something to brag about..........i hope to god that you werent specifically wanting to have sex with her / them bc they were virgins , but rather it just happened to be that way , but i suspect that it wasnt the latter ...... Casual talk among friends about the ur last sexual encounter with a wife or girlfriend / boyfriend i have no quams about , but this far crosses the line . This however is an entirely public internet forum , observed by thousands of ppl you dont remotely know . This thread , but more specifically yous and your lack of morals disgust me . YEAH WHAT HE SAID!!!! ALTHOUGH, Cracked, I'd do you on the basis of you being a "nice guy" alone!! Just because nice guys deserve to get laid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 fart //the last time i got laid,was with my woman... it was fun,but it think i was the one...she'd sit back and cum.funny thing,,,those faces they make...nah nah nah.... that was around 5 months after the new year of 2001...damn,its been a while... i have been turning down pussy lately though,but in the up coming months...i think i'll be hookin up with some"other" island girls.... and my moms friend....who e-mails me naked pics of herself...she's pretty dope..and younger than you might think..my mom is friends with her older brother... sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by crave but if you count anal sex it's only been three days....oh yea. :idea: :cool: Depends on if you were giving or receiving.;) Just Kidding. Details please, I'm sure it would cheer Avils up and just make Frink happy. MR. ABC - Married is cool, but having kids puts a cramp in the situation. Sunday night and it realistically won't happen again until Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 I got laid LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 I got laid three days ago. I boinked the sister of my ex. She was hot! It was great at the time but now the problems are coming my way. (not pregnancy, but shit talking) I'd boink her right now if I had the chance. ::love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Sunday night into Monday morning....mmmmmmm. And I'm sure something's gonna happen tomorrow night. Oh yea, and ONE year ago tomorrow I lost my virginity. Hahaha, f'n Valentine's Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 13, 2002 Author Share Posted February 13, 2002 Re: i dont believe it Originally posted by ASER1NE What the fuk is wrong with you ppl and bragging how you "popped" a virgin.........u sick selfish mother fuckers , who the fuck cares who and when you fucked . Since when is ruining a girls first time ( and therfore further idea of intercourse) by your twisted demented sense of accomplishment been something to brag about..........i hope to god that you werent specifically wanting to have sex with her / them bc they were virgins , but rather it just happened to be that way , but i suspect that it wasnt the latter ...... Casual talk among friends about the ur last sexual encounter with a wife or girlfriend / boyfriend i have no quams about , but this far crosses the line . This however is an entirely public internet forum , observed by thousands of ppl you dont remotely know . This thread , but more specifically yous and your lack of morals disgust me . Shes my girlfriend asshole. And the virgin part was to stress that she was mad good.. Im just hyped cause ive been waitin for this for awhile... Im sure your not mr holy there son. Oh, and Me IS cool.....did you say boinked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Re: Re: i dont believe it Originally posted by shameless self promotion did you say boinked? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 A hot steamy weekend getaway at a beautiful hotel towards the ending of October..... of 2001. :( It's been so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 I think it would kinda suck being a guy and devirginizing a girl. The first time for girls is not usually the greatest what with the pain and bleeding and all. Now taking the innocence of a young man and opening him to the new world of carnal pleasure would be a blast. Damn It I never got to have a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Virgin Sacrifice Tour 2002 seriously though... last Friday, then 2 weeks before that, then 2 weeks before that. and this weekend is looking good too ! :king: :king: :king: we three kings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush I got laid LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! well congratu-FUCKING-lations... fuck women... oh yea, thats supposed to be the whole point of this thread. its been too long, ill just leave it at that. and tease, we here at 12 ounce will miss you. i gave up chasing women, now its all about skating, painting, and counterstrike..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 http://www.thetoque.net/052901/pics/virgins.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by chozer fuck women... indeed ! now lets all beat our chests, and fight over who gets to be king kong today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Depends on if you were giving or receiving. Just Kidding. Details please, I'm sure it would cheer Avils up and just make Frink happy. i was giving it to my baby's momma of course. she says she enjoys that sort of thing and usually i am more than happy to obliege her. it was kind of odd in the begining when she would ask for it.(at the time i had only accidently poked in that region). i never thought women would enjoy that particular sport (ass-fucking) but i can tell you right now many do;) . just be to be properly lubricated. go gently, at least at first. and please remember to where your seatbelt on this ride, for your safety as well as your partners. enjoy and happy anal explorations!! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- indeed ! now lets all beat our chests, and fight over who gets to be king kong today. its my turn isnt it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by Cracked Ass Using a very loose and non-technical definition of "get laid", that would be June of '99. A stricter definition would push it back to June of '96. I'm looking forward to June of this year. cracked, you new nickname is billy clinton :) im surprised, i thought everyone would have james bond pussy-fest stories that happend to them as they were replying to this thread. restores (a little) faith in the board and people on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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