nomadawhat Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Last Masterbation Expierience (you know i meant most recent) LAST? hell no. OK, I said I would, so here it is. Ok mine was Thursday night, get home from the bar where there were all sorts of hotties. Pulled out my collection of naked pictures of x's, astro-glide and went to town. I was so drunk that I never came, fucking whiskey dick while masterbasting, bullshit. http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/ups/budaz/jerk.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 I refuse to participate in this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 3....2....1.... OOOOOHHHHH GOD DAMN THAT FELT GOOD!:eek: :eek: thank you pretty girl thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Last night but I feel a beat coming on...I'll stick around until DEE responds to this thread..:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 shit this morning,.:king: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Alicia Klass spitting into Anastasia Blue's gaping asshole while Blue gags on my fat cock...imaginary, but still - good idea, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 get really high...lay in the sun and have a race, with your self Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 man i just got back from beating my chico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by nomadawhat OK, I said I would, so here it is. Ok mine was Thursday night, get home from the bar where there were all sorts of hotties. Pulled out my collection of naked pictures of x's, astro-glide and went to town. I was so drunk that I never came, fucking whiskey dick while masterbasting, bullshit. http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/ups/budaz/jerk.gif'> i love love love astroglide! and this morning before work, although very frightened the hosue painter guys might somehow walk in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 mine was wed. my girl wouldn't let me bust so once i got home got some porn and aaaaaahhhhhhhh! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by DETO my girl wouldn't let me bust... then what the Hell are you doing with her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 BECAUSE SHE GOT HERS BITCH!!!:heated: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 i've recently started a respective fancy for the asian girl craze..its not like extreme as some cats..i now find them a bit more attractive...last time..was last night...oriental express like whoah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by DETO BECAUSE SHE GOT HERS BITCH!!!:heated: there's ways around that you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- there's ways around that you know. HOW DO I GET AROUND IT?? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 oh boy... :rolleyes: there's like 29 different ways for her to get you there without technically "having sexual realtions with that woman" http://www.msu.edu/debate/clinton.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree Humper Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 ok...this morning, i was having this dream of an asian couple...the female looks hot and all...but when she bent over (doggy style position) an erect penis was sticking out her butt. the penis had a little curve to it...nd then the guy came up from behind and then...yeah...i couln't help it...i had a wet dream :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 wet dreams and masturbation are 2 different things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 when you masterbate, god kills a kitten :spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 cmencup:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 http://students.washington.edu/nquan/images/dumper.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 ^^This man is not ashamed of his gay porn.^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT cmencup HAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanedigital Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Originally posted by kissmyass#1 when you masterbate, god kills a kitten :spent: oh fuck... I bet god's killed enough kittens to feed all of China... and that's just from ME!!!:eek: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 ever since me and (from now on we will call my girlfriend Kal, not her real name, but a nickname) Kal have been fighting so much my masterbation has sky rocketed. :o almost everyday. i need real sex.:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 uhhhh... master... master.. masterbation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 damn, last nite for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 gay gay gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire crotch Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 oh yes...sometimes i wanna smoke a few bowls just to jack off...aww its so great.but yeah last masturbation experience...prolli yesterday...to some internet porn...good times...tomorrow will be my 5 gigs of mpegs..hehe im worthless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 this thread is sooooo sooooo wrong' i have had a lot of wet dreams but never masturbated....EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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