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okay, so my last day of school is rapidly approaching and we have a day called "Muck Up Day". i dont know if students in america, england, etc have the same sorta thing ? but "muck up day" is a day when all the graduating students do stuff to the school so it gets thrashed. Muck up day can be done the night b4 the last day of skool also. pretty much its a time when you trash your school, yet im running low on ideas what i can do to ruin this school. i have one idea of breaking a small window, so no alarm goes off, then placing a near by hose in through the window and turning it on and leave it running over the weekend, it would flood an entire block.

 

 

any ideas people ? :king:

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switch the plates on your princepals car.... and report the plate you put on there stolen lol but do it anonymously... and!!! dont forget to sneak in and bring a big crescent wrench and unhook all the toilets so when people shit it goes down the tube and on the floor along with all the water that goes in the bowl

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well i was thinkin about going to a builiding site and a rubbish dump and take my mates ute, and fill it with old washing machines and fridges and heapsa large objects and put em on the school oval and around the school so in the morning heaps of people be like wtf ?!

 

 

wut u fink ?

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do that!

man , i hope some cats fuck my school up for muck up day

it could use it .

some people at a school down the road from mine

got a cow in the building and upstairs , and cows cant walk

down stairs , so they had to get some crane shit to get it out .

now that was pretty fucking legendary

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-get yourself a bunch of porn mags and stick the pictures in the principal's/teacher's/staff's family photos on their desks.

 

-duct tape every square inch of a car/s

 

-construct a catapult for launching eggs and goo from long distances at people

 

-order pizzas/strippers/fat-o-grams etc until your fingers can dial no more

 

-call the health inspectors to come and see the cafeteria-let small animals loose

 

-paint all the windows in the school red (red light causes aggressive behaviour and it will make everyone nuts)

 

-book high profile performer (the more expensive the better) to come and play at the school, put it on the principal's tab.

 

-gang rape that hot math teacher

 

-hire a preist to perform an exorcism on your principal

 

-fake your death

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yeah mines comming up. the school has made a statement that there isnt even any water balloons alowed. it sucked. im just going to get a steel drum and burn school uniforms in it. then im going to smear sheeps blood on me and dance around it. maybe without the sheep blood.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Things you need:

 

-A bunch of cinder blocks.

-Cement mix.

-A pickup truck to carry em.

-A bunch of friends to aid.

 

What you do:

 

Sneak into your school at night, mix up the cement with some water, wall up the entrance to the principal's office with the cinder blocks. Repeat on as many important office doors as you can.

 

We actually tried this out at my school junior year. Failed cause we were just too fucking drunk and ended up dropping and breaking the cinder blocks in the middle of the hallway, and spilling the cement mix all over us. We said fuck it and resumed drinking elsewhere. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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take some cans of shaving cream foam and put them in the freezer.

make sure they are good and frozen.

open the can with a can opener or whatever and slide the frozen brick of shaving cream out. put it in a confined place in the building. When it defrosts the shaving cream will expand and whatever room you put it in will be swimming in shaving cream foam.

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Originally posted by SteveAustin

take some cans of shaving cream foam and put them in the freezer.

make sure they are good and frozen.

open the can with a can opener or whatever and slide the frozen brick of shaving cream out. put it in a confined place in the building. When it defrosts the shaving cream will expand and whatever room you put it in will be swimming in shaving cream foam.

 

 

 

this really work ? its a dope plan...

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Originally posted by SteveAustin

take some cans of shaving cream foam and put them in the freezer.

make sure they are good and frozen.

open the can with a can opener or whatever and slide the frozen brick of shaving cream out. put it in a confined place in the building. When it defrosts the shaving cream will expand and whatever room you put it in will be swimming in shaving cream foam.

 

you can also just puncture the can and leave it in a corner overnight. we did it with hairmousse once with hilarious consequences

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fucking destroy the place.be careful though last year i was arrested for being suspicious around a school that we had already hit but they had no clue what was going on.a good idea that my chef at work was telling me to do was get some birdseed mixed with bi carbonate soda and feed them to a shit load of pigeons and watch them explode.that hose idea youve got sounds pretty good.

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Guest SMUGGLER RSH

Bricking up the doors to important buildings is good they did it at a mates high school one year.....But before that they carried all the lockers outside and put them in one big heap.....Shit was fucked no one knew which lockers where whos because the removed all the indentifying numbers to......Or at another high school they dis mantled the Principals MINNIE MINOR...And took it to a class room on the 5th storey of the school and re assembled it......They had to knock a hole in the side of the school and remove it by crane as the principal couldnt be fucked getting dismantled and re assembled....

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all good ideas, i like that one about bricking the door up, yet it is hard to do for me as i got none of the resources :king: im thinking so far - paint the windows all red, - stealing number plates and switch em around with other cars , - the hose through the window, need other ideas but stilll :o

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Guest SMUGGLER RSH

Fill a class room with wood chips....Most Australian councils give them away for free at a spot...Well the contractors dump them there and you can grab what you want....It will be alot harder to clean woodchips out of a room...Or Get sand from the beach of you live near enough...But to do these two you will need a trailer......Or put dead fish in all the air intakes for the cars..That way when the teachers think they have goten away safe and go to flick the airconsitioning on they will vomit.....Good Luck...But be carefull alot of Australia schools have banned it because people have gone over board and gone beyond the line of what is muck up and fuck up......

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i got my one planned out good and proper, but guess what, im not telling anyone. its a secret. why dont you write huge swear words on the oval in weed killer. or, like evilistic's idea, make a whole bunch of sandwiches and put bicarbonate soda in them and feed them to teachers and, WATCH THEM EXPLODE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that last one is wishful thinnking, sorry

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