Gunm Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Do You Masturbate at Work? I have on occasion. i usually head to the bathrooms on the upper floors that are never occupied. I feel like Kevin Spacey in American Beauty. Seriously, it has the same effect in the afternoon as that first cup of coffee in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 no. no i havent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crookedline Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 from now on anything you say will be viewed with disdain and ridicule ...you filthy fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 My friend was at this stuck up bitches party and he beat it off in the bathroom and busted a nut all over the toothbrush. He had camera phone flicks of the finished product. This reminded me of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 ^ :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 theres this dude at my work whos been caught jerkin it on several occasions, the most recent time was funny, because i had just gt my homie a job there, and warned him to watch out for that dude. a few weeks later he goes into the bathroom in the back of the store. he can hear this dude, so hes like "hey clyde, quit taking a shit you smell" and the guy get's all mad, runs out with his pants off and a boner in his hand. shit was mad funny when he was telling me about it. i guess its kinda wrong to laugh at this guy, considering he's 54 and acts like an 8 year old due to his handicaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 The real question is why do you want to know about other guys masturbating at work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 ^ Because the guilt of his perversion is eating away at the core of his soul. Other people admitting to jerking off at work will take some of the shame away. It's like Alcoholics Anonymous but for wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 i'll make sure not to shake lens' hand if we ever meet....:lol: ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 ^^^^ good answer...next time I see him, I'll do the old bash brother technique instead.... On another note (sort of), I hardly ever drop a duece at work, so squeezing one out is definantly out of the question...You sick sick man Lens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 The possibility someone has jacked off in it makes me afraid to use any kind of public bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 i used to jerk off in class in like 5th grade inside my shirt hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 (Eric Cartman voice)"I WASN'T BEATIN IT I WAS SCRATCHIN FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 I can honestly say i have not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 i got head at work a few times when i was a security guard for this big factory. i'd just call up the girlfriend and have her come to my workplace. things like that usually work out for the better. the oral sex, not the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Dude.......no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 There's just something about my boss paying me to beat off that isn't appealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N There's just something about my boss paying me to beat off that isn't appealing. actually..im pretty interested in this prospect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRAMP Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 I have. and I've had sex. I'm surprised more people haven't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 this one tiem loong ago..some friends got me really high...then dropped me off at home..i smeeled like it and was too high to talk so..i walked to the neighborhood playground where i sat in the plastic play thing untill i was sober enught to talk to the parents.... it got dark...still high....so i jerked off to pass the time.. good times?:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 ABSOLUTELY NOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 haahaha "ooooh batteries, that's right, you've been a bad battery havent you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by MrChupacabra The real question is why do you want to know about other guys masturbating at work? The real question is where the hell have you been recently and why haven't you posted your 12.things pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars haahaha "ooooh batteries, that's right, you've been a bad battery havent you" hilarious! :lol: p.s. cluetwo: i sent you an email thru your gmail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokejuda Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 ahah i have a few times... too much porn on the internet and in the fuckin bathroom. like i actually did work.. hahaah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Oh man..That's murder. I have no response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 who hasnt tossed one off on the beack of a bus or train? I have ]n't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 now thats goddamn funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokejuda Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 ill admit i once came close on a train but never finished the deed if you know what i mean oh i dint realize that shit said ladies.... sorry fellahs didnt mean to excite you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perhap Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 i dont think anyone has noticed that yet....im laughin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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