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Ladies, Do You Defecate at Work?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Sep 21, 2004.

  1. Gunm

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    Ladies, Do You Defecate at Work?

    Discussion started by Gunm - Sep 21, 2004

    Do You Masturbate at Work?

    I have on occasion. i usually head to the bathrooms on the upper floors that are never occupied. I feel like Kevin Spacey in American Beauty.

    Seriously, it has the same effect in the afternoon as that first cup of coffee in the morning.
     
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    iloveboxcars - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    no.


    no i havent.
     
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    from now on anything you say will be viewed with disdain and ridicule ...you filthy fuck.
     
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    My friend was at this stuck up bitches party and he beat it off in the bathroom and busted a nut all over the toothbrush. He had camera phone flicks of the finished product.
    This reminded me of it.
     
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    ^ :lol:
     
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    theres this dude at my work whos been caught jerkin it on several occasions, the most recent time was funny, because i had just gt my homie a job there, and warned him to watch out for that dude. a few weeks later he goes into the bathroom in the back of the store. he can hear this dude, so hes like "hey clyde, quit taking a shit you smell" and the guy get's all mad, runs out with his pants off and a boner in his hand. shit was mad funny when he was telling me about it. i guess its kinda wrong to laugh at this guy, considering he's 54 and acts like an 8 year old due to his handicaps.
     
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    MrChupacabra - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    The real question is why do you want to know about other guys masturbating at work?
     
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    fermentor666 - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    ^ Because the guilt of his perversion is eating away at the core of his soul. Other people admitting to jerking off at work will take some of the shame away. It's like Alcoholics Anonymous but for wankers.
     
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    i'll make sure not to shake lens' hand if we ever meet....:lol: ;)
     
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    1988 - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    ^^^^ good answer...next time I see him, I'll do the old bash brother technique instead....

    On another note (sort of), I hardly ever drop a duece at work, so squeezing one out is definantly out of the question...You sick sick man Lens!
     
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    The possibility someone has jacked off in it makes me afraid to use any kind of public bathroom.
     
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    i used to jerk off in class in like 5th grade inside my shirt hahahah
     
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    (Eric Cartman voice)"I WASN'T BEATIN IT I WAS SCRATCHIN FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD"
     
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    High Priest - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    I can honestly say i have not.
     
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    casekonly - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    i got head at work a few times when i was a security guard for this big factory. i'd just call up the girlfriend and have her come to my workplace. things like that usually work out for the better. the oral sex, not the job.
     
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