26SidedCube Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Alright motherfuckers, it's been a minute since I brought a decent thread to the board, so I decided to try to find something that could kill some time for some of ya'll at work. Beings that the only thread I've really put much effort into was that 'Artwork of the Mentally Ill' thread (or whatever), I decided to look for something similar and came across the documented breakdown of a paranoid schizophrenic. I know this isn't the type of shit most people want to read to get their weekends going, but I figured that since the guy probably put a good 15+ hours into writing it, and that it's basically the story of how his life nearly fell to shit, it's worth a read. So, to cut the bullshit.... I bring you: KURTSNYDER.NET AKA SCHIZOWORLD Keep in mind this will take anywhere from 3-5 hours to read and might leave you questioning your own sanity. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 dude i read like 3 paragraphs about sleep patterns and concentration skills and i'm about to ask the help of a specialist...i'll leave it here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 i look forward to reading this when i have 3-5 hours to kill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 well ill give this another shot later. too early for me to concentrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 ^ yeah...I'm in the same place. I was out waaaay too late last night and I keep falling asleep at my desk. a powernap would be nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 i wanna fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishbel Bullen Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 too long but interesting tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted February 24, 2006 Author Share Posted February 24, 2006 Yeah, I read it over the course of a few days. Highlights include: -Being scratched by a CIA-trained cat with poison dart-tipped claws in a town evacuated for the sake of testing how Kurt would react. -Breaking into someone's house to get toenail clippers (to remove the 'poison dart' from the cat, of course) on the premise that the town had been evacuated by the CIA. Being confronted by those people. -Thinking that he could disrupt the time-space continnuum and that people were angry at him for it; namely the hospital wards that had to keep strapping him down. They said 'We keep putting it back on and you keep taking it off! Stop that!' to which he replied 'I haven't figured out how yet!' -Trying to make his way home from work by only making turns at certain time intervals (I.E. dude would only turn at times ending in 3, or in intervals of 7 minutes if needed) to prove that he was in control of his thoughts, not the CIA. -Thinking that he found his way into the "space between thoughts" one night while hallucinating in his room, thinking he suffered brain damage as a result. Reality is so much cooler than fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 This is incredibly interesting to me.... I'm about halfway through it. Is it bad that I can "identify" with most of what this guys talking about? Beefeater knows how I get.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 way too long i appreciate the effort tho 26 sided and for that, you are the man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 seems worth the efort but.... ..... at 2:30 on a friday when all i can think about is getting off the clock, going home, drinking a six pack then mobbing to SF tonight with friends for drinking and party? ....best reserved for monday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 kill more time: http://www.respectablepress.com/degus.MOV my degus. they are funny :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 holy shit....who has a job that allows them enough time to read that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Well that was a good way to kill time at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 good read, very intresting, i have a friend who is diagnosed with paranoia schitzophrenia, he displays ALOT of what this guy was doing as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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