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Krazy Karnies

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by iSLEEPwithMIDGETS, Jul 12, 2004.

  1. iSLEEPwithMIDGETS

    iSLEEPwithMIDGETS 12oz Senior Member

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    Krazy Karnies

    Discussion started by iSLEEPwithMIDGETS - Jul 12, 2004

    so i go to this carnival last night and i come across this carnie trying to get people to play his game....but hes not like ya know... "hey play for a dollar everyones a winner" no..hes like hey come one win the girl a prize you won last nights girl one :lol: .....so two of my friends have won there dates huge prizes....i won my girl a prize so small i would have been less embarrassed to win nothing and my 3rd buddy has won nothing....so he cons my third friend into a deal and my buddy play the game...and he wins....so then the guy notices my girls prize in her hand and starts getting on me about it...i just laugh


    as the guy talk shit (jokingly) to me and makes fun of people walking by my buddy asks him "so does anyone ever try to pick fights with you?"

    the carnie replies " oh yeah...last night there was a cross dresser here...he was doing some perverted stuff over there so i told him to knock it of before i beat the faggot out of him"...i found this to be pretty humerous...


    now im sure everyone has funny carnie and circus folk stories so lets hear em
     
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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Jul 12, 2004

    I'm sorry.......what?
     
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    fermentor666 - Replied Jul 12, 2004

    One time these 2 carnies who were father and son took over my family's house and lived there until we had to devise a scheme to get them out of our house. Oh wait, that was an episode of the Simpsons.....
     
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    Gunm - Replied Jul 12, 2004

    One time my friend jumped over the barrier and tore down a huge stuffed tiger when the carnie was busy hitting on a group of young chicks. Bad idea.

    Although said carnie looked all out of shape, mother fucker took off after my homie like Carl Lewis at the 1936(?) nazi olympics. My friend had to ditch the tiger just so he could barely get away. I wisely made my exit down the midway before dude got back.
     
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    imported_YEAHMANWORD - Replied Jul 12, 2004

    Last summer me and my boy left a bar and across the street at Nassau Coliseum, there was a huge carnival.

    So it's like 1:30 and we see all these carnies just wilding out. We were both piss drunk and decided it'd be a rockin good time to scale this barbwire fence and go fuck around with these people.

    I wound up tearing the fuck out of a brand new pair of pants.

    We were immidiately swarmed by twenty good looking carnie chicks and were given beers from their keg.

    We started getting the willies from all the carnie guys so we just went home.





    Thats one fuckin sick story i just told.:rolleyes:
     
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    MrChupacabra - Replied Jul 12, 2004

    Pfffffffffffff...
     
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    iSLEEPwithMIDGETS - Replied Jul 12, 2004

    agreed.
     
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    HAHAHA!

    NIGGAS PLEEZEEEEEEYOUKNOWMYSTEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!
     
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    MrChupacabra - Replied Jul 12, 2004

    http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/MrScojangles/what_the_hellsz_5.jpg'>

    Damn straight you pull 20 carnie chicks looking as fly as this motherfucker.
     
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    I stole a Tweety Bird stuffed toy when I was 10. Got away with it too. G-G-G-G-Uniiit......
     
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    Rock like woah.
     
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    TheoHuxtable - Replied Jul 12, 2004

    2000.
     
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