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Kitty Porn

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Zack Morris, May 5, 2002.

  1. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
  2. platapie

    platapie Guest

  3. pukey1

    pukey1 Elite Member

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    that was definetly a waste of time...
     
  4. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    that is the best thing i've seen all day. although it makes me wonder how you came across something like that.
     
  5. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

     
  6. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
  7. NoamChomsky

    NoamChomsky Guest

    swish balls on yo face son


    16OIAPNOAM(16 Ounces In A Pound Noam)
     
  8. abbalah

    abbalah New Jack

    Joined: May 6, 2002 Messages: 43 Likes Received: 0
    :lol: omg... that is too hot
     
  9. abbalah

    abbalah New Jack

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  10. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    holy shit! the furniture porn sites letters section has be laughing my ass off :lol:
     
  11. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    letter...

    You call this erotic? I have much better looking barely legal chairs than you and I'm a professional photographer and I'm fixing to make my own damn chair porn and put your ass out of business. I already have investment bankers standing in line at my exclusive live furniture performances and I know where to get some badass spam mail software and 100,000 e-mail addresses for only $49.99 so you can just kiss your amateurish little attempt at a chair porn website goodbye.



    Dear Netizen,

    Thank you for your interest in the Furniture Porn web site (http://www.furnitureporn.com). We here at Furniture Porn are proud to serve the debased needs and bestial lusts of the World Wide Web community. We hope to continue to serve those needs into the new millennium.

    You have expressed interest in: threatening our livelihood.

    Thank you for your interest. We here at Furniture Porn support the capitalist principles of free market competition that make America great! Your superior resources and finances would seem to give you a clear advantage over our web site. However, we would like to point out that you do not have our extensive connections with the world of organized crime. They seem quite determined to keep a monopoly on the highly profitable world of furniture pornography. While we at Furniture Porn support the principle of competition, we have no use for its actual application. We would ask that you please reconsider your actions or you will soon receive visits from our "business associates." Very unpleasant visits.

    Once again, thank you for your interest and we hope you will continue to enjoy Furniture Porn in the future.

    Sincerely,
    The Furniture Porn Webmaster
     
  12. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    another letter...

    how come all the furniture is labeled as gay teenage sluts. I dont apperciate u naming furniture thats "fucking" after gay teen sluts. i find it offensive . even though im not gay that could hurt teens feelings cause were not all gay sluty chairs!!!!



    Dear Netizen,

    Thank you for your interest in the Furniture Porn web site (http://www.furnitureporn.com). We here at Furniture Porn are proud to serve the debased needs and bestial lusts of the World Wide Web community. We hope to continue to serve those needs into the new millennium.

    You have asked: how come all the furniture is labeled as gay teenage sluts?

    Thank you for your interest. Please rest assured that only one of our four pictorials is homosexual. The other three pictorials are strictly heterosexual. Neither is it our intention to single out homosexual furniture as being particularly "slutty." I think you will find our heterosexual furniture just as wanton and sleazy as the homosexual furniture.

    Further, we especially do not wish to insult homosexual furniture or the homosexual furniture community by tarring them all with the same "slut" brush. Nothing could be further from the truth. Most pieces of homosexual furniture are fine, upstanding members of their community. It is only those three homosexual chairs in the pictorial in question that are sluts, and their sluttish behavior is more than amply illustrated by the many hot, hot photos of them getting their freak on, in a very hot and sluttish manner. It is coincidence really that they are all teens, as well.

    We take your criticism to heart, though, and promise that we will add a future pictorial depicting a loving, caring, strictly monogamous consenting adult homosexual furniture couple gently pleasuring each other as equals.

    Once again, thank you for your interest and we hope you will continue to enjoy Furniture Porn in the future.

    Sincerely,
    The Furniture Porn Webmaster
     
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