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When Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 another letter... how come all the furniture is labeled as gay teenage sluts. I dont apperciate u naming furniture thats "fucking" after gay teen sluts. i find it offensive . even though im not gay that could hurt teens feelings cause were not all gay sluty chairs!!!! Dear Netizen, Thank you for your interest in the Furniture Porn web site (http://www.furnitureporn.com). We here at Furniture Porn are proud to serve the debased needs and bestial lusts of the World Wide Web community. We hope to continue to serve those needs into the new millennium. You have asked: how come all the furniture is labeled as gay teenage sluts? Thank you for your interest. Please rest assured that only one of our four pictorials is homosexual. The other three pictorials are strictly heterosexual. Neither is it our intention to single out homosexual furniture as being particularly "slutty." I think you will find our heterosexual furniture just as wanton and sleazy as the homosexual furniture. Further, we especially do not wish to insult homosexual furniture or the homosexual furniture community by tarring them all with the same "slut" brush. Nothing could be further from the truth. Most pieces of homosexual furniture are fine, upstanding members of their community. It is only those three homosexual chairs in the pictorial in question that are sluts, and their sluttish behavior is more than amply illustrated by the many hot, hot photos of them getting their freak on, in a very hot and sluttish manner. It is coincidence really that they are all teens, as well. We take your criticism to heart, though, and promise that we will add a future pictorial depicting a loving, caring, strictly monogamous consenting adult homosexual furniture couple gently pleasuring each other as equals. Once again, thank you for your interest and we hope you will continue to enjoy Furniture Porn in the future. Sincerely, The Furniture Porn Webmaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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