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KIDNEY STONES...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by suicidebombr, Oct 19, 2003.

  1. suicidebombr

    suicidebombr Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2003 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 0
    last night i was smoking a bowl, and my balls started hurting really bad. i tried to ignore it for awhile and hoped it would go away, but it started to feel like someone kicked me in my balls really hard, so i finished my bowl and walked in the house. i tried to piss like 3 times and nothing came out, but it hurt really really bad. my sister(a nurse) asked me what was wrong with me, she thought it was something like the circulation to my balls was cut off, so we went to the emergency room. they gave me some liquid pain killers and some liquid shit that knocked me out(it was fucking awesome). they scanned my body from the neck down, and told me i had a kidney stone. when i got to my room, i took a piss and i pissed it out(but i didn't know). the nurse's told me they had to strain my piss, so i pissed in a jug and put it through a funnel. they kept me all night and released me 2 hours ago (6:30 PM Eastern Time). all in all it was pretty fucking cool, but it hurt like a bitch.

    anyone on here ever get a kidney stone?
     
  2. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    first, and that really really sucks ass, or kidney or whatever
     
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    i'm going to take a 22 caliber bullet and stuff it in the stem of your pipe
     
  4. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    never had it. how do you get kidney stones anyway?

    i was told if you drink insane amounts of soda.
     
  5. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    My old room mates mom went to the hospital cuz she thought she had a kidney stone. They took an x-ray of her and found that she had over 400 stones in her. They destroyed them or cut them out immediately. That was some fucked up when she showed me the x-ray. There was a part that was supposed to be all black but came up all cloudy and white from all the stones. Freaky shit. I would have to imagine that pain to be horrible.
     
  6. suicidebombr

    suicidebombr Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2003 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 0
    i drink EXTREME amounts of Turners Tea, they say that's what it's from. i never drink water, or anything healthy.

    :dazed:

    no school for 3 days, plus 60 vicadin:king: :yum:
     
  7. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    i feel for you brother... i hope i never get one. but i wouldnt mind taking some of that liquid crack you had..
     
  8. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Don't they shove a tube up your urethra if you can't piss them out?
     
  9. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    i had a kidney stone a few years ago... hurt like a bitch...
    actually passing it didn't hurt, but i was laid up in a hostipal bed for about a day, then laid up at home for another day or two... but i didn't feel it in my balls... lower gut mostly... intense pain... i was still living at home at the time, and my mom found me rolling and moaning on the living room floor, clutching my stomach, about an hour after i was sposed to be in class...
    lots and lots of good times pain killers for a few days...
     
  10. suicidebombr

    suicidebombr Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2003 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 0
    knock on wood tease, ya fuck nut. when i was 10 i had my first kidney stone, they say it was from drinking a lot od pepsi/cola products. i was alous to drink rootbeer/orange soda/grape/red creme soda. just not doctor pepper or mostly any dark cola.
     
  11. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 1,810 Likes Received: 0
    its spelled V-I-C-O-D-I-N:p
     
  12. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 191
    did anyone see the episode of seinfeld where kramer has a kidney stone and he goes to take a piss at yankee stadium and he was screaming so loud that he fucked up the batter and the yankees lost lol?
     
  13. Father John

    Father John Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 389 Likes Received: 0
    great episode....friend of mine who is a girl had them and claimed the doctors vaporized them?
     
  14. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    my guy friend recently had a kidney stone. he said he satrtd getting paint inhis lower back. they made him take some pills and they "vapourized."
     
  15. suicidebombr

    suicidebombr Member

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