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Keying cars; keyed cars; both; neither; all of the above.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Feb 16, 2003.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    This afternoon around 4:30, I'm loading groceries into my car in the parking lot of a large (and busy) grocery store. Parked next to me was an old, black Chevy a lot like this. Although the car had seen better days, you could tell the owner still cared about it and put a little effort into it - different wheels, huge exhaust tips.

    I notice a guy walk from the back of the parking lot to the side of the Chevy, staring intently at the car. He's about 30, normal looking with a gotee and sunglasses. He turns to me and asks, "Do you think this guy would care if I keyed his car?"

    I respond, "Yeah, probably," thinking the guy either owned the car or was just fucking with me.

    He responds, "Good." He then turns to where his back is toward the car, rests his weight against the car, puts his keys behind his back, and keys about 3/4 of the car's length.

    I, meanwhile, stare at him in disbelief.

    He then goes to the other side, repeats the same actions, and promptly walks away toward the store.

    So I finished packing my groceries and went home. Before anyone says anything - I had no desire to get involved in someone else's beef, nor did I want to spend my time filling out forms or whatever I would have had to do to report the fucker.

    I've never had my car keyed. If I had previously, I might have reacted different. But it still blew my mind that dude would be so casual about the whole thing.
  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    Skoll and Hati, the ravenous wolves
    Arose and devoured the sun and the moon
    Darkness descended upon the earth
    And the stars fell from the skies
    Loud blows heimdall the horne's in the air
    Odin quests the head of Mim
    Now shakes the holy ash where it stands
    The ancient tree moans, Fenris breaks free
  3. hahaha, tough shit...i dunno man, i've been in many 'i shoulda...' situations..seems like thats how guys like this get away with that shit...your wonder overcomes your reaction...

    rude shit
  4. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1
    this reminds me of a time my friends were at a sporting goods store shopping and an old man walks right in front of them, makes eye contact with one of them and just cuts a really loud fart while staring at them, just to let them know who farted.

    this is about as blatant as that.
  5. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Hahhaa .. that story is much better than mine.
  6. ShootMcgavin

    ShootMcgavin Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 3, 2002 Messages: 165 Likes Received: 0
    thats how you gotta be with writing, do it like it isnt no thing..
  7. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
    You should have said thats my car and then keyed his face...
  8. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    what about the Washington DC shooter who walked up on some guy pumping gas and capped him, then ran... the guy pumping gas on the other side of the pump walked around and looked at the dead guiy and went back to finish filling his tank... it's all on security cam...

    it was 30 minutes before anyone even called 911...
  9. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
    Yhea someone told me bout that shit over the phone his morning!!!! It was fuckin crazy...
  10. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    is that dc shit recent?

    i remember keying cars when i was a little shit. at the time i thought it was hilarious. but if i caught me at that age keying my car today, i would fuck my little punk ass up.
  11. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
    yhea that dc shit happened like this weekend or something....
  12. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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  13. John Gotti

    John Gotti Guest

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this guys name is hella funny!!!!
  14. John Gotti

    John Gotti New Jack

    Joined: Dec 10, 2002 Messages: 25 Likes Received: 0
    one time i popped my neighbors' g/f's tires because she was snooping around his house.........truns out she seen me, and snitched after my neighbor got home, we both looked hella dumb though
  15. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    like it's an everyday thing.

    There's something scary about people who just dont seem to give a damn.