boogie hands Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 .....ill be your captain today. FRIDAY work a little late and realize at 7 that i would have been out at 6 had i not fucked around all day go buy herbs, a planter and soil and attempt to make an herb basket for my girlfriend who just moved into her new house (my ex fling maintained a greenhouse and gardens....she would have really come in handy for this one) have a couple of glasses of jack daniels and go the fuck to bed before anyone has a chance to call me and convince me otherwise SATURDAY go in to work from 9 until noon probably end up watching a couple world cup games go to the gym and jog a few miles go out to dinner with the girlfriend, her sister and her boyfriend (fuck gino) and her parents. as far as things that happen during relationships, meeting the parents is number 3 behind AIDS and unplanned pregnancy. this is going to suck. go get hammered at my buddies housewarming party (everyone is moving this month) SUNDAY RE-FUCKING-LAX maybe go to the gym laundry relax some more BONUS - find a guy with a mustache in google images without searching the word "mustache" shazam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 shazam=best word that never was in the dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Friday: Wonder what the hell I am doing at work when I saw everyone leave at 12 to go see the Miami Heat parade. I should just go home Sleep, maybe get on Second Life Saturday: Plan my VACATION!!! Pack and think of the good times I will have in two days. Go to Home Depot, buy paint. Go to a friends Art Show Sunday: Relax Pack more for vacation Find my Dad a new baseball hat to send him, just cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I beg to differ: bootydo When an individuals stomach protrudes farther than their booty do. *edit: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bootydo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 that just blew my mind. no joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I have nothing really planned for tonight except if I can stomach a rave for a few hours i can probably sleep with this trashy little asian girl I met yesterday tommorrow...nothing planned sunday....hip hop night in SF with fifth grade crush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 my wkend started yesterday I managed to rack up quite the hopping bar tab I should padlock my wallet Friday stay home sleepover elsewhereville watch cable tv Saturday gay stuff maybe more gay stuff or go to a friends 'housewarming' aka drinking till blackout Sunday still doing gay stuff or go to a free concert -fiest eating sleeping being merry and shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Friday *nap *go to bar be the east coast version of lens... Saturday *wake up shake hangover *scramble to find a truck to put my drum equipment in *go to a family party get drunk *realize i never got a truck and pack all my shit into the camry (which equals 200lbs hardware case on the roof and kick drum on the roof) *go play covers for 4 hours with a band i never played or practiced, get paid $100 and free drinks all night, find hot girl to come home with (happens everytime) SUNDAY *sit and be a loaf and drink... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I have nothing really planned for tonight except if I can stomach a rave for a few hours i can probably sleep with this trashy little asian girl I met yesterday Im going to go out on a limb here. I think this girl smells money. And if she does she might ruin things with 5th grade crush when she finds out you want the pootey for free. But if your going to do this; hotel room or somewhere thats not your home. Friday: Laze about, draw... Sat: Laze again, go out at night. Sun: Job hunt con't. guy with mustache: I searched handlebar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 I have nothing really planned for tonight except if I can stomach a rave for a few hours i can probably sleep with this trashy little asian girl I met yesterday if i were you id do it. trashy asians are the jam.....just as long as she doesnt have dyed blond. trashy does have its limits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Friday: go shopping during the day. Skate a little in the evening Get stupid dumb drunk Saturday: Spend afternoon with fiance. take fiance to airport. go skate Sunday: travel back home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Friday: -work. WOOO! Saturday: -Attend concert that I never received the tickets for, that I bought in April. I'm not sure how this will work out... Sunday: - Repeat work, aka WOOHOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 friday- nothing productive whatsoever, its too cold to go out saturday-nothing productive whatsoever, if its sunny im gonna get blunted and go bike riding sunday- absolutely nothing, probably just get blunted monday- back to hell as of right now, blunt session is in a few minutes, then im going with a friend to check out a car he wants to buy, and i got to take a shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 nach libre tonite hbo late night fights at MGM tomorro and sunday entourage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 brokeass thisevening- waste other preoples money on booze and such nextday- chill, maybe ride some bikes, make some shirts for some people and finish (non 12oz sanctioned) scavenger hunt get bent- sexy party dayafterthat - sabbath - think about being broke. televison at night. bonus - best movie ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 ....just as long as she doesnt have dyed blond. trashy does have its limits. if she's japanese then it's more like 'dyed orange'. seriousry! thanks for stepping in boogie... I've been working too damn hard lately. FRIDAY get paid meet up with girlie after she goes to the streets concert crash early? SATURDAY wake up at 8:00am so I can be the FIRST guy at this garage sake that has records. buy all the good records drink - drunk - hammock call up this fitness trainer who I used to flirt with and has just moved into the hood. SUNDAY who knows...... as long as it's not work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Saturday - Work 20 hours (12p - 7a). Maybe longer. - Pass the fuck out. Sunday - Relax with the bear. - Hit up a party. - Take mad photos of drunk people. - Pass the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Yesterday- Worked, came home, showered, got a call from my dude sayin that a known snitch was around, and went flying across the city to no avail, couldn't catch him. After that I went to a lil party/shindig type thing, got drunk as fuck, puked all over the place, came home and passed out on my bathroom floor Today- So far I've puked a few more times, hafta be at work in an hour. I'm scheduled 1:30-10:30 but I'm hopin to throw up in the store so they'll send me home Tomorrow: My boy's havin a graduation party, then there's a huge party at some club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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