Ronnie Dobbs Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 If you are like most women, you have accepted the conventional methods of feminine hygiene without question. You may not be aware that there are better alternatives... http://www.keeper.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 I nkow I've been looking for another solution... espscially when I'm rock climing or walking with my lesbian friends or carrying my bike, or even when I'm teaching my little girl how to ride her TRICYCLE (?)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 *climbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 yeah and... know... I saw that but I hate to edit my typos because I always wonder what it said before when other people edit their posts... even though it sometimes has to be done, like when a picture doesn't work, it seems like there's something vaugley dishonest about editing your own posts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Originally posted by Smart vaugley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToYs Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 "keeper"? what is it handy just incase you feel like saving all the contents? "honey? why are you keeping a giant jar full of your vaginal discharge?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro Hahaha, yeah that's a little known word, pronounced vow-glee... it's synonymous with "vaguely" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Originally posted by Smart Hahaha, yeah that's a little known word, pronounced vow-glee... it's synonymous with "vaguely" so how does it feel to be the first and only human dictionary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Don't forget Webster... Emmanuel Lewis aka the OTHER Gary Coleman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aichs47 Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 where are the pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Originally posted by ToYs "keeper"? what is it handy just incase you feel like saving all the contents? "honey? why are you keeping a giant jar full of your vaginal discharge?" mmm... PUSSY BLOOD:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted January 6, 2003 Author Share Posted January 6, 2003 1. Fold http://www.keeper.com/images/foldc.jpg'> Press the sides of the flexible cap together and then fold the cap in half again. 2. Hold http://www.keeper.com/images/holdc.jpg'> Hold the folded sides firmly between your thumb & forefinger. 3. Insert http://www.keeper.com/images/inserts.jpg'> Insert the folded cap until the stem is just inside the entrance to your vagina. Do not push it up. Wearing The Keeper too "high" may cause leakage. Rotate The Keeper once to ensure that it has unfolded. The vagina is slanted towards the back, so grab the base of the cap & tilt it so that the stem is at the top front of the labia. When inserted properly you should not feel any discomfort. To REMOVE, sit on the toilet, and gently pinch the base of the cap to release the seal. Pull it out while pinching the base of the cap, not the stem. Your menstrual fluid remains inside the cap, so the underside stays clean. Just empty the contents in the toilet, rinse well or wipe, and then reinsert. In some women, The Keeper may move up the vagina closer to the cervix, making it difficult to reach the pull tab. Just push down with your stomach muscles until the pull tab is back at the entrance to your vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 wow i bet cleaning that thing is fun!!!!!!!!!!!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted January 6, 2003 Author Share Posted January 6, 2003 you'd better believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 the roots - pussy galore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missinterpreted Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 WE SHIP THE KEEPER WORLDWIDE Health Keeper Inc. 83 Stonegate Drive Kitchener, Ontario Canada N2A 2Y8 Toll-Free Order Line in Canada and USA: 800-663-0427 fuckin canadians. no wonder they get made fun of so much. and coming from a girl, this shit is the dumbest and grossest invention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Finally, something the ladies can actually use! I decided this needs it's own thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted January 6, 2003 Author Share Posted January 6, 2003 hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 http://www.cassavafilms.com/graphics/nav_filmsoff.gif'> He is a rockstar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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