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JUSTIFY YOUR THUG..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Nic Thamaire, Mar 6, 2004.

  1. Nic Thamaire

    Nic Thamaire Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2000 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 9
    1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points)

    2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception. (8 points)

    3. You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on. (7 points)

    4. You had to come in the house when the streetlights came on. (6 points)

    5. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)

    6. If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis. (3 points)

    7. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each)

    8. If you've ever been beaten with an extension cord. (15 points)

    9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points)

    10. If you've ever passed someone a note asking "Do you like me" or "Can I have a chance?", check _yes, _no or _maybe. (7 points)

    11. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (9 points)

    12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn’t have any sugar. (4 points)(Add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar)

    13. If you have ever played any of the following games (2 points each): hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I or red light ...yellow light ... green light Stop!

    14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points) add 2 if he rang a bell)

    15. If you remember any of the following candies (1 point each): cherry clans, lemonheads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick, big league chew, jolly ranchers, jaw breakers and candy necklaces.

    16. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (6 points)

    17. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points) add 5 if you got away)

    18. If you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty set. (6 points) add 4 if you owned some)

    19. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points)

    20. The batteries in you remote control are held in by a piece of tape. (5 points)

    21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses. (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.

    22. You've ever covered your furniture in plastic. (2 points)

    23. The heels of your feet have ever looked like you had been kicking flour. (1 point)

    24. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each):Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie or Faberge'.

    25. You've ever used Tussy. (9 points)

    26. You've never been to the dentist. (10 points + 10 if you've never been to the doctor.)

    27. You've ever worn clothes with the tag still on them. (4 points)

    28. If you're acquainted with someone with a name as follows (3 points):kay-kay, lee lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, etc.

    29. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points)

    30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points)

    31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Likeded, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (3 points)

    32. You pronounce words like this (1 point for each example you can hink of): skrimps or strimps, skreet, axe (ask), member (remember), frigerator, etc.

    33. You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example: Emma and nem' or momma and nem') (6 points)

    34. You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed. (3 points)

    35. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (4 points)

    36. You've ever asked a perfect stranger to take a picture with you and told your friends it was someone you dated. (3 points)

    37. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (7 points)

    38. If you've ever ran a race barefoot in the middle of the street at approximately 11 at night. (10 points)

    39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (1 point)

    40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/ or jelly. (8 points)

    41. You think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid. (4 points)

    42. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (3 points)

    43. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (8 points)

    44. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points)

    45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door. (8 points)

    46. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (7 points)

    47. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)

    48. You won't answer the phone if you don't recognize the number on the caller id box. (7 points)

    49. You know a child who can't speak, but can do the "bank-head bounce." (15 points)
    50. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)
    (SCORING )

    0 - 30 - You have enjoyed a nice sheltered life in the suburbs.

    31 - 60 - Hood movies have given you a little exposure.

    61 - 100 - You may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends.

    101 - 130 - You probably spent a few years in the hood and moved to the suburbs.

    131 - 160 - You're the genuine article. You are no stranger to hood life

    161 - 200 - You are definitely, without a doubt an expert on life in the hood.

    201+ - Congratulations! You truly Ghetto Fabulous
     
  2. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    How many thug points do I get for not caring?
     
  3. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    im to lazy to read it all, but what about an e-thug test?
     
  4. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    201
    Best quiz ever.
     
  5. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14

    39 points
     
  6. InDY_500

    InDY_500 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 5,169 Likes Received: 67
    61 - 100 - You may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends.

    77<------thats right.......

    HAHAHAHA pliers to turn on television...............
     
  7. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    This is more justify your ghetto than your thug.
     
  8. Ethreadzny2

    Ethreadzny2 Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 29, 2003 Messages: 6,255 Likes Received: 23
    1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points) YES

    2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception. (8 points) YES

    3. You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on. (7 points) YES

    4. You had to come in the house when the streetlights came on. (6 points) YES

    5. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. 5 POINTS NO
    6. If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis. YES (THATS NOT BECAUSE THERE IS A NEED) THEY GOT A STATE TROOPER BARRACKS IN WALKING DISTANCE TO MY PAD)

    7. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each) WHAT

    8. If you've ever been beaten with an extension cord. (15 points) NO

    9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points) YES

    10. If you've ever passed someone a note asking "Do you like me" or "Can I have a chance?", check _yes, _no or _maybe. (7 points) YES

    11. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (9 points) NO

    12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn’t have any sugar. (4 points)(Add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar) YES

    13. If you have ever played any of the following games (2 points each): hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I or red light ...yellow light ... green light Stop! YES

    14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points) add 2 if he rang a bell)
    YES
    15. If you remember any of the following candies (1 point each): cherry clans, lemonheads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick, big league chew, jolly ranchers, jaw breakers and candy necklaces. YES

    16. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (6 points) NO

    17. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points) add 5 if you got away) YES

    18. If you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty set. (6 points) add 4 if you owned some) YES

    19. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points) YES

    20. The batteries in you remote control are held in by a piece of tape. (5 points) YES

    21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses. (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.YES

    22. You've ever covered your furniture in plastic. (2 points)NO

    23. The heels of your feet have ever looked like you had been kicking flour. (1 point)
    YES
    24. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each):Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie or Faberge'. YES TO BRUTE AND OLD SPICE

    25. You've ever used Tussy. (9 points) FOR MY ASS, YES

    26. You've never been to the dentist. (10 points + 10 if you've never been to the doctor.) NO

    27. You've ever worn clothes with the tag still on them. (4 points) NO

    28. If you're acquainted with someone with a name as follows (3 points):kay-kay, lee lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, etc. YES

    29. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points) NO

    30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points) YES

    31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Likeded, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (3 points) YESED

    32. You pronounce words like this (1 point for each example you can hink of): skrimps or strimps, skreet, axe (ask), member (remember), frigerator, etc. YES

    33. You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example: Emma and nem' or momma and nem') (6 points) NO

    34. You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed. (3 points) YES

    35. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (4 points)
    YES
    36. You've ever asked a perfect stranger to take a picture with you and told your friends it was someone you dated. (3 points) NO

    37. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (7 points)NO

    38. If you've ever ran a race barefoot in the middle of the street at approximately 11 at night. (10 points)NO

    39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (1 point)CUPS YEAH

    40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/ or jelly. (8 points) YES

    41. You think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid. (4 points)NO

    42. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (3 points)NO

    43. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (8 points)
    NO
    44. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points)NO

    45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door. (8 points)
    YES
    46. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (7 points)NO

    47. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)NO

    48. You won't answer the phone if you don't recognize the number on the caller id box. (7 points)YES

    49. You know a child who can't speak, but can do the "bank-head bounce." (15 points)YES
    50. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)
    (SCORING ) NO
     
  9. Ethreadzny2

    Ethreadzny2 Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 29, 2003 Messages: 6,255 Likes Received: 23
    THATS 161 THAT MAKES ME TRASH.
     
  10. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    101 - 130 - You probably spent a few years in the hood and moved to the suburbs.
     
  11. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    I used to know someone called Deng-Deng.
     
  12. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points)

    2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception. (8 points)

    6. If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis. (3 points)

    9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points)

    12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn’t have any sugar. (4 points)(Add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar)

    13. If you have ever played any of the following games (2 points each): hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I or red light ...yellow light ... green light Stop!

    14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points) add 2 if he rang a bell)

    15. If you remember any of the following candies (1 point each): cherry clans, lemonheads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick, big league chew, jolly ranchers, jaw breakers and candy necklaces.

    17. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points) add 5 if you got away)

    18. If you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty set. (6 points) add 4 if you owned some)

    19. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points)

    20. The batteries in you remote control are held in by a piece of tape. (5 points)

    21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses. (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.

    30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points)

    31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Likeded, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (3 points)

    39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (1 point)

    45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door. (8 points)



    93
     
  13. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 3,804 Likes Received: 0
    61 - 100 - You may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends

    92
     
  14. krie

    krie Guest

    34 Points

    31 - 60 - Hood movies have given you a little exposure.
     
  15. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    http://food4.epicurious.com/apps/c_play/c04_victual/halloweencandy/halloween/image/fundip-BIG.gif'>
    powder packs with the white dip stick
     
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