avils Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrImeY Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 How about the other day at school some girl who is four months pregnant and engaged to some dude said to my girlfriend who was in a bad mood, at least you didnt walk in on your boyfriend fucking another guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Originally posted by avils Just when you think your relationship is going fine, and your girl is about to give that a$$ up to you, she tells you she's going down the coast with an "old friend" for the weekend while you're going to be interstate working your fucken a$$ off.. Where the fuck is my gun... fuck girls. :mad: what is the point of it all.. fuck that if its a dude, IS IT A DUDE? is it? FUCK THAT. i fel you bro. you got luck like bojangles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 16, 2002 Author Share Posted January 16, 2002 Re: Re: Just when you think everythings fine, your girl tells you.... Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES fuck that if its a dude, IS IT A DUDE? is it? FUCK THAT. i fel you bro. you got luck like bojangles. Yah, it's a dude.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eager Salamander Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 WOMEN ARE AS UNPRDICTABLE AS THE WIND. WHEN YOU THINKK YOU GOT THEM IS WHEN THEY SLIDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 ahhh avils...they really could be just friends...have no worries....although if she cheats on ya...then I say hang her ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODW Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 just make her believe u trust her. then itll look good where u stand. but if she cheats on u, slit her fuckin throat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 fuck that....if she cheats on you kill the guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Don't kill them...Just tell them you have AIDS...do you know how terrifying it is awaiting the results of an AIDS test.... That would be the ultimate revenge...and so sickly funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac#1 Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 damn, you guys are sick and twisted.some of these replys are scary...still funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Originally posted by avils Just when you think your relationship is going fine, and your girl is about to give that a$$ up to you, she tells you she's going down the coast with an "old friend" (a guy) for the weekend while you're going to be interstate working your fucken a$$ off.. Where the fuck is my gun... fuck girls. :mad: what is the point of it all.. ok, here's some payback when you dump the bitch (cos you know the dudes she's travelling with is getting her ass).... 1) the toothbrush trick - take a shit, then clean your ass with her toothbrush. 2) the cereal trick - hock a green one right into her cereal box one night. it will be dry by morning and she won't know a damn thing. 3) the panties trick - if you have a pet (dog or cat) get them to have a good lick and slobber on all her panties. this is just a taste of what you can do. i'm sure you can think of your own silent torture for her. get to work my man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest got tha feva Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 I say be jealous. tell her it's messed up and it scares you. girls love a guy who cares enough to swallow his pride and let them know how they feel. if you like her, then it's natural to be jealous.. it would worry me if you liked her and yet didn't worry the slightest bit about the possibilities.. or it would make me think you are a chump for not speaking your mind. PruDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 thats never good... i say you take her panties and get them infested with herpes cause ya know herpes is for life! it will greatly communicate the message of "do not fuck with me bitch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Originally posted by got tha feva I say be jealous. tell her it's messed up and it scares you. girls love a guy who cares enough to swallow his pride and let them know how they feel. if you like her, then it's natural to be jealous.. it would worry me if you liked her and yet didn't worry the slightest bit about the possibilities.. or it would make me think you are a chump for not speaking your mind. PruDE this is the most sensible suggestion. why cant guys just openly SAY when they are not happy with something? instead they just bitch and plan with their buddiess who don't know anything about the relationship (on the net in this case). I have bloke and girl friends, it doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with them............................... .....................at least, not without permission from my girl:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Originally posted by GrImeY How about the other day at school some girl who is four months pregnant and engaged to some dude said to my girlfriend who was in a bad mood, at least you didnt walk in on your boyfriend fucking another guy. See now I would have had to kill him, and been arrested, jailed, the whole nine yards. I wouldn't have been around to tell your girl my business. As to the original topic, Avils, the girl's are right, open up and tell her how much she means to you and that while you trust her you are not sure about the guy. If you can cry a little, bonus. Girl's love a man who will discreetly cry over them. Not all out bawling, but a tear or two works wonders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 you guys are cruel. I say you beat her to the punch and screw one of her friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 I GUESS WE SHOULD ALL KILL OUR GIRLFRIENDS BEFORE THIS HAPPENS TO US Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 have come home and spread th rumor that you had this huge orgy....or you can do it and have her walk home to that shit.... i do like prudes suggestion though....but you as a guy know what this other guy is thinking...i hope your girls not a hottie...cause i get old "friends" that come visit me......sex sex sex..."casual sex" take prudes advice and fuck the shit out of your girl before she goes....better yet...make some sweet love....all night long and whisper in her ear..."i love you"...she wouldnt want to go after that...:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emothug Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 Originally posted by bodice_ripper this is the most sensible suggestion. why cant guys just openly SAY when they are not happy with something? instead they just bitch and plan with their buddiess who don't know anything about the relationship (on the net in this case). I have bloke and girl friends, it doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with them............................... .....................at least, not without permission from my girl:cool: thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZackAttack Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 i heart bob marley No woman=No cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and now you choke Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 suck it up. there's a whole lot worse your girlfriend could tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 17, 2002 Author Share Posted January 17, 2002 :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 Originally posted by avils Yeah I already did this and it resulted in a huge fight. Anyhow, she now tells me that she's decided not to go (because of my reaction to the whole thing) and now I'm the worlds biggest cunt for kicking up a fuss in the first place.. she's currently not talking to me except to ask "where the fuck I'd been" at 5:30am this morning when I poured myself into bed. She then proceeded to tell me to find somewhere else to live.. fucked up fucken h0es..:mad: Yo, Avils.............remember a long time ago?? When I shared all my bullshit with you about my women problems.............Tell the bitch like this! "Bitch! You want me out?? Cool! I'm heading to Seattle to sleep on Boring's couch! He's got ho's by the dozen! He said we could work out a business proposition where we're 50/50 partners in the pimp industry! Consider yourself lucky that I'm not pimping your triffling ass and am just moving on, bitch!" Then catch a greyhound far away from the bitch and just forget her! Out of site, out of mind!!!;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 17, 2002 Author Share Posted January 17, 2002 Originally posted by Boring Bastard Yo, Avils.............remember a long time ago?? When I shared all my bullshit with you about my women problems.............Tell the bitch like this! "Bitch! You want me out?? Cool! I'm heading to Seattle to sleep on Boring's couch! He's got ho's by the dozen! He said we could work out a business proposition where we're 50/50 partners in the pimp industry! Consider yourself lucky that I'm not pimping your triffling ass and am just moving on, bitch!" Then catch a greyhound far away from the bitch and just forget her! Out of site, out of mind!!!;) I surely do remember that. In fact I often refer to that email in these sorts of situations.. If you check out my "plunder dat ass" thread, you'll see that I'm trying to keep things going until I can at least hit shorty in the a$$ once more. But, man if you can offer some of dem fine ass Seattle h0es, then homey.. I'm on my fucken way ;) Good lookin out yo. peeeeeash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 Originally posted by avils I surely do remember that. In fact I often refer to that email in these sorts of situations.. If you check out my "plunder dat ass" thread, you'll see that I'm trying to keep things going until I can at least hit shorty in the a$$ once more. But, man if you can offer some of dem fine ass Seattle h0es, then homey.. I'm on my fucken way ;) Good lookin out yo. peeeeeash I've got an e-mail address so hit me on it would ya?? I've got the real deal advice!!:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 17, 2002 Author Share Posted January 17, 2002 Originally posted by Boring Bastard I've got an e-mail address so hit me on it would ya?? I've got the real deal advice!!:king: yeah man i'll do that for shizzle... stay tuned out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 alright avils... first remember you are my ass plundering homie....don't forget that. I was just wondering....it seems like your relationship with your girl is all over the place. She loves you, she wants you, she hates you, she's leaving, get out, come here....round and round. Are you happy with her? I dunno...tell us about your relationship i am kind of confused about how you guys normally get along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 17, 2002 Author Share Posted January 17, 2002 Originally posted by dr. frink one alright avils... first remember you are my ass plundering homie....don't forget that. I was just wondering....it seems like your relationship with your girl is all over the place. She loves you, she wants you, she hates you, she's leaving, get out, come here....round and round. Are you happy with her? I dunno...tell us about your relationship i am kind of confused about how you guys normally get along Yeah you pretty much hit the nail on the head, assman.. I dunno shit just seems to go round and round like you say.. I don't really mean to get on here and whinge about it coz I always handle my business but you know, every now and again it's nice to get an external opinion. It must the Merry Go Round of love or something.. and yo, I'm THAT close to gettin in dat ass, that oh oh oh so sweet ass, I can practically feel it man... I CAN FEEEEEEL IT !! :loopy: On the low down.. DOWN LOW No Doubt ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 Re: i heart bob marley Originally posted by ZackAttack No woman=No cry for the most part, i agree. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 hahah....raven and choke comming through with the knowledge...there are more out there, it takes time to find the right one.....if boogie can find one you can too.....in the meantime go get some hookers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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