shaolinmasta Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 I was gunna write a huge story but nah. There is this chick who works at the local video store and there's like some sort of strong attraction happening. The first time I saw her I was renting a couple of DVD's and as I handed them to her I looked into her eyes and I was like ohhh damn I just got this really cool feeling and she looked straight into my eyes too and as I hopped into my car I was thinking to myself shit that was fucking cool. So I kept thinking about it and I saw her a couple more times and you know Ive said hello and whatnot. But just recently I hadn't seen her for a while but ive seen her for the past 2 days and said hi and stuff, and I get this feeling that she likes me and Ive just gotta work up the guts to ask her out. How should I do it? any suggestions? and im pretty sure I should coz if I don't I know i'll regret it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpuerto Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 what's ya name, what's ya numba i would like to get to know ya, can we have a conversation, the night is young girl give me a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 just tell her that you want to stick your penis inside her and see what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 the next time you see her introduce yourself to her, ask her some small talk questions that don't require a yes or no answer..ie where do you go to school etc. how old are we talking here? don't sweat it man...if she says no then you're in the same place you were before...all you did was give her a compliment. you have a hell of a lot more to gain than to lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 tell her you want to see her no-no spots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpuerto Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 and after all the bullshit is chatted away the final question: What are you doing tonight? Seal the deal playa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButtMunch Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Doood, don't let her know you graff man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 small talk..see if she got a man..yadda yadda..get her number then splack dat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 rent a whole bunch of cheesy 80s movies, and slip an anal porn movie in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Originally posted by ButtMunch DoOoDeRrZz, DoN't LeT hEr KnOw YoU GrAfF MaN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 dude, i'm at work now...and i'm supposed to be working....i clicked on this damn thread thinking, 'ok, there is gonna be a funny story about midgets and racecars" but no fucking way. it's another emo thread about lack of confidence. dude, ask her out, there's no harm in it. if she shoots you down, she shoots you down....fuckin' a. i highly doubt she'll turn into a vampire muffin humper and try to bite your knee off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 have sex with her mom. that'll show her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Ask her to reccomend you a movie, thats a nice topical icebreaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zodiddly Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Originally posted by casekonly i highly doubt she'll turn into a vampire muffin humper and try to bite your knee off. :zombie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpuerto Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 The Worst she can say is NO. Quit being a pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Originally posted by casekonly dude, i'm at work now...and i'm supposed to be working....i clicked on this damn thread thinking, 'ok, there is gonna be a funny story about midgets and racecars" but no fucking way. it's another emo thread about lack of confidence. dude, ask her out, there's no harm in it. if she shoots you down, she shoots you down....fuckin' a. i highly doubt she'll turn into a vampire muffin humper and try to bite your knee off. :lol: casek, you make this place great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Originally posted by Crimsøn :lol: casek, you make this place great. i'm here all week. make sure to try the beefsteak and mashed potatos and tip the waitress on your way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Originally posted by shaolinmasta But just recently I hadn't seen her for a while but ive seen her for the past 2 days and said hi and stuff, and I get this feeling that she likes me and Ive just gotta work up the guts to ask her out. How should I do it? any suggestions? so cute how boys are scared to ask a girl out. just do it...just ask her out. whats the worst that'll happen? a rejection from a girl that you dont even know...you'll get over it. trust me. just doooo it. do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinse Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 strut into the video store like john travolta in saturday niight fever. that strut he perpatrates screams confidence and all the ladies love it, especially the ones who say they dont. if you wanna be a star you gotta shine. yup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 You're fucking fourteen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 AND FUCKING PATHETIC. YOU KNOW WHY YOU DONT HAVE THE GUTS TO ASK OUT A GIRL AT A VIDEO STORE? BECAUSE YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME WATCHING PORNO ON THE INTERNET. YOU EVEN SAID IT YOURSELF IN YOUR OTHER THREAD GAY THREAD MAN. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Rent 'Anul Sluts 3' on DVD and ask her if she wants to come back to your Mom's to watch it with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookz21 Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 First of all when you ask her out ..because the way u described ur encounters it looks as if u both share mutual feelings ..ok any way where was I ...yea when u ask her out don't do it in front of other customers it will embarass the hell outta her and u don't want that..no... believe me I know! so this is what you gotta do ask her for some help finding a movie or something along the lines of that ,then casually suggest that you'd like to see her more often ...and that's when you start running ur game ..and if she feels the same way for you she'll say yes ...and it'll be all good... but remember sometimes there are mixed signals and they might not feel the same way. feel free to contact me at drmgrl521@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 28, 2004 Author Share Posted September 28, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK IMA GOOSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 28, 2004 Author Share Posted September 28, 2004 anyways... thanks for the tips next time I see her i'll give it a go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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