Telo Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 So as i was on my way home from the superbowl party i realized that i hadn't consumed one drip of alcohol during the entire game while i was sitting 4 feet from a 1/2 barrel of busch beer the entire time.. I decide to stop at the liqour store to grab 2 forties of black label to chill on.. At this point i walk into the store and immediately notice two groups of people. GROUP#1: The hipsters with extremely tight pants and zero alcohol, sifting through the aisles for chips, crackers, and snacks of sorts. GROUP#2: The extremely loud blackfolks that are consuming bottles of gray goose INSIDE the store and yelling at the middle eastern owner and another blackdude behind the bulletproof glass.. At this point i am at the counter ready to pay and hear the conversation switch to "heaters".. NOt five seconds later every black man in the store has there shirts raised up halfway and a gleam of what looks like chrome 45s shining around the store.. Now this is a total of probably 8 to 10 black dudes ready to pop off at any second.. The middle eastern store clerk then reaches under the counter and pulls out this pistol grip shotgun.. The weird part here is that not only is the store clerk yelling and smiling and waving his shotgun around but the brothas got their guns fully drawn and are aiming at the signs on the wall.. This shit is mind blowing to me. The hipsters had taken there long blonde comb overs and darted for the door screaming like girls.. I think the wildest part about this was the look on the store clerk..He looked EXACTLY like the guys on the iraaqi news clips where they are smiling/laughin in the streets and waving their guns around and dancing.. Anyways, i paid for my forties and smoothly darted for the door before someone brought up the superbowl and had a rival fan in the store.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 moon river Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(asshole) Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 you've been watching too many bad movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 "HURRY UP AND BUY" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 haha you almost got smoked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Hahahahahaha, thats great...did you ever post that 360 degree view of that ghost location? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 GROUP#2: The extremely loud blackfolks that are consuming bottles of gray goose INSIDE the store and yelling at the middle eastern owner and another blackdude behind the bulletproof glass.. this caused me to laugh good vent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Feb 6 2005, 11:38 PM Quoted post hahah...abdul rahan.... ... Easy mother fucking E? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 How di you pay for the stuff if the clerk was predisposed dealing with black dudes with guns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 7, 2005 Author Share Posted February 7, 2005 3 registers... the other two old ass arab guys didnt seem so thrilled about the situation.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Haha.....this reminds me of a surveillance video I saw where this guy robs a store with a paper bag over his head, and nobody is taking him seriously. It catches a kid going up to the counter and buying candy while the guy is just standing there..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 ^ i seen that shit...hah best part is, the guy came in and tried to rob it with a haircomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 7, 2005 Author Share Posted February 7, 2005 Its funny because when i got to the counter the old dude remembered me from teh other night when i dropped 3 forties of oe800 on the floor and they exploded into a gajillion pieces.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haunts Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 nice...the stuff white kids dreams are made of. good post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Did you ever go and take pictures of the spot where Large Marge told you to tell everyone she sent you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 ^AND, the pic of the ceramic dog with the smoking hot milf. seems you gotta lotta pictures to post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(asshole) Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 this thread sucks :spent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 university? it's still bewildering to me how you can be so 'normal' under this name, and so fucking useless under your other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 This is our life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666@Feb 7 2005, 10:17 AM This is our life. Quoted post your life. yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly+Feb 7 2005, 04:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (casekonly - Feb 7 2005, 04:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Kr430n5_666@Feb 7 2005, 10:17 AM This is our life. Quoted post your life. yours. Quoted post [/b] :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 aww, did i upset you? i was only joking. jeez, you know what? this is the first time i think i've ever seen you use a smiley. don't let it happen again. those things are silly dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 7, 2005 Author Share Posted February 7, 2005 Originally posted by seeking@Feb 7 2005, 03:15 PM university? it's still bewildering to me how you can be so 'normal' under this name, and so fucking useless under your other. Quoted post Come on seeking.. Loosen up a bit.. Dont be so damn e-bitter all the time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 ughk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666@Feb 7 2005, 11:17 AM This is our life. Quoted post This is mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(asshole) Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by -Rage-+Feb 7 2005, 08:41 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (-Rage- - Feb 7 2005, 08:41 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-(asshole)@Feb 7 2005, 09:39 AM this thread sucks :spent: Quoted post Go back to PG. [/b] :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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High Priest Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 It looks like you might have some mild cornial irritation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666@Feb 7 2005, 11:04 PM + Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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