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Just Another Vent...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Telo, Feb 6, 2005.

  1. Telo

    Telo 12oz Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    So as i was on my way home from the superbowl party i realized that i hadn't consumed one drip of alcohol during the entire game while i was sitting 4 feet from a 1/2 barrel of busch beer the entire time..

    I decide to stop at the liqour store to grab 2 forties of black label to chill on.. At this point i walk into the store and immediately notice two groups of people.

    GROUP#1: The hipsters with extremely tight pants and zero alcohol, sifting through the aisles for chips, crackers, and snacks of sorts.

    GROUP#2: The extremely loud blackfolks that are consuming bottles of gray goose INSIDE the store and yelling at the middle eastern owner and another blackdude behind the bulletproof glass..


    At this point i am at the counter ready to pay and hear the conversation switch to "heaters"..

    NOt five seconds later every black man in the store has there shirts raised up halfway and a gleam of what looks like chrome 45s shining around the store.. Now this is a total of probably 8 to 10 black dudes ready to pop off at any second.. The middle eastern store clerk then reaches under the counter and pulls out this pistol grip shotgun.. The weird part here is that not only is the store clerk yelling and smiling and waving his shotgun around but the brothas got their guns fully drawn and are aiming at the signs on the wall.. This shit is mind blowing to me. The hipsters had taken there long blonde comb overs and darted for the door screaming like girls.. I think the wildest part about this was the look on the store clerk..He looked EXACTLY like the guys on the iraaqi news clips where they are smiling/laughin in the streets and waving their guns around and dancing.. Anyways, i paid for my forties and smoothly darted for the door before someone brought up the superbowl and had a rival fan in the store..
     
  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  3. (asshole)

    (asshole) New Jack

    Joined: Feb 5, 2005 Messages: 54 Likes Received: 0
    you've been watching too many bad movies.
     
  4. fermentor666

    fermentor666 12oz Veteran Member

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  5. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

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  6. source

    source 12oz Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 24, 2004 Messages: 167 Likes Received: 0
    haha you almost got smoked.
     
  7. LaCosaNostra

    LaCosaNostra 12oz Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2004 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
    Hahahahahaha, thats great...did you ever post that 360 degree view of that ghost location?
     
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14

    this caused me to laugh


    good vent
     
  9. why write?

    why write? 12oz Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    hahah...abdul rahan....
    ...
    Easy mother fucking E?
     
  10. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle 12oz Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    How di you pay for the stuff if the clerk was predisposed dealing with black dudes with guns?
     
  11. Telo

    Telo 12oz Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    3 registers... the other two old ass arab guys didnt seem so thrilled about the situation..
     
  12. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle 12oz Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Haha.....this reminds me of a surveillance video I saw where this guy robs a store with a paper bag over his head, and nobody is taking him seriously. It catches a kid going up to the counter and buying candy while the guy is just standing there.....
     
  13. why write?

    why write? 12oz Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    ^ i seen that shit...hah best part is, the guy came in and tried to rob it with a haircomb
     
  14. Telo

    Telo 12oz Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    Its funny because when i got to the counter the old dude remembered me from teh other night when i dropped 3 forties of oe800 on the floor and they exploded into a gajillion pieces..
     
  15. haunts

    haunts 12oz Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2004 Messages: 297 Likes Received: 0
    nice...the stuff white kids dreams are made of.

    good post.
     
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