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Just Another Vent...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Telo, Feb 6, 2005.

  1. Telo

    Telo 12oz Elite Member

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    Just Another Vent...

    Discussion started by Telo - Feb 6, 2005

    So as i was on my way home from the superbowl party i realized that i hadn't consumed one drip of alcohol during the entire game while i was sitting 4 feet from a 1/2 barrel of busch beer the entire time..

    I decide to stop at the liqour store to grab 2 forties of black label to chill on.. At this point i walk into the store and immediately notice two groups of people.

    GROUP#1: The hipsters with extremely tight pants and zero alcohol, sifting through the aisles for chips, crackers, and snacks of sorts.

    GROUP#2: The extremely loud blackfolks that are consuming bottles of gray goose INSIDE the store and yelling at the middle eastern owner and another blackdude behind the bulletproof glass..


    At this point i am at the counter ready to pay and hear the conversation switch to "heaters"..

    NOt five seconds later every black man in the store has there shirts raised up halfway and a gleam of what looks like chrome 45s shining around the store.. Now this is a total of probably 8 to 10 black dudes ready to pop off at any second.. The middle eastern store clerk then reaches under the counter and pulls out this pistol grip shotgun.. The weird part here is that not only is the store clerk yelling and smiling and waving his shotgun around but the brothas got their guns fully drawn and are aiming at the signs on the wall.. This shit is mind blowing to me. The hipsters had taken there long blonde comb overs and darted for the door screaming like girls.. I think the wildest part about this was the look on the store clerk..He looked EXACTLY like the guys on the iraaqi news clips where they are smiling/laughin in the streets and waving their guns around and dancing.. Anyways, i paid for my forties and smoothly darted for the door before someone brought up the superbowl and had a rival fan in the store..
     
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    moon river
     
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    you've been watching too many bad movies.
     
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  4. fermentor666

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    "HURRY UP AND BUY"
     
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  6. source

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    haha you almost got smoked.
     
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    LaCosaNostra 12oz Senior Member

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    LaCosaNostra - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    Hahahahahaha, thats great...did you ever post that 360 degree view of that ghost location?
     
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    this caused me to laugh


    good vent
     
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  9. why write?

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    hahah...abdul rahan....
    ...
    Easy mother fucking E?
     
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    How di you pay for the stuff if the clerk was predisposed dealing with black dudes with guns?
     
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  11. Telo

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    Telo - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    3 registers... the other two old ass arab guys didnt seem so thrilled about the situation..
     
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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    Haha.....this reminds me of a surveillance video I saw where this guy robs a store with a paper bag over his head, and nobody is taking him seriously. It catches a kid going up to the counter and buying candy while the guy is just standing there.....
     
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  13. why write?

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    why write? - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    ^ i seen that shit...hah best part is, the guy came in and tried to rob it with a haircomb
     
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  14. Telo

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    Telo - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    Its funny because when i got to the counter the old dude remembered me from teh other night when i dropped 3 forties of oe800 on the floor and they exploded into a gajillion pieces..
     
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    haunts - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    nice...the stuff white kids dreams are made of.

    good post.
     
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