RumPuncher Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 why?: The Olsen Twins Turn 18 I personally still think they look like freaky monkeys, but hey... in america if you're rich then you've got to be desireable. http://www.olsen-twins.z3.com/later03.jpg'> freakin' monkeys I tells ya! WOW! Cd-Roms... the future is here! no... not monkeys..... TROLLS! someone is going to jail... cuban jail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 monkeys (or apes) are cuter than these girls. http://www.biologycorner.com/resources/orangutan.jpg'> http://www.primates.com/chimps/chimpanzee-picture.jpg'> http://web.bryant.edu/~langlois/ecology/gorilla.jpg'> :http://www.rainforestconservation.org/data_sheets/mammals/images/titi.jpg'> http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/leopards/images/tarsier.jpeg'> http://www.brunswick.k12.me.us/lon/lonlinks/animals/images/marmoset.jpg'> http://www.naturephotography.net/images/index/macaque.jpg'> http://www.naturechannel.jp/n2003-img/239-2.jpg'> i like that screen shot though.:lol: i still am clueless why everyone wants them...twins? both at once? :confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 there goes Cinched and her fuzzy friends again. ;) http://www.skyhelp.net/images/penguin.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 haha. your penguins and my monkeys should start a battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 hell no. they should join in an ARMY ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 but who would we fight against? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 fight against the OLSEN TWINS! and it comes full circle. where's ube... she's on the monkey army for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 this is so exciting. i can feel the sense of community and teamwork beginning to throb. bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Oooh...i can already picture my valliant penguin airforce. But wait. Surely the olsen twins should be SIDING with the monkeys ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist i can feel the sense of community and teamwork beginning to throb. that ain't community OR teamwork... if ya know what what I'm saying. :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 definitely not. they want to steal the monkeys powers (prehensile tails, quadrumanous clamboring, ear deafening howls...) the monkeys need to preserve their powers and so they must attack the olsens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> that ain't community OR teamwork... if ya know what what I'm saying. :( que? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist :( que? :lol: This is CinchedWaist's 'Day of Confusion' NICOLAS CAGE BOOTS NO TEAMWORK WOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 On a sidenote, i'm distressed that it's been at least 4 posts since we haven't seen one of these little guys : http://www.csdm.qc.ca/stejarc/dictionnaire/imagesdicopq/pingouin.jpg'> ' The Lone Ranger ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 i'm going to shutdown for a few moments and see if this all makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 that might be the best penguin picture ever... staring out at the sea, alone, pondering life's mysteries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 They may not be as cute and fuzzy against penguins, but obviously you people will need the help of the dopest, most crushingest animal on the planet: the octopus. http://dive.bc.ca/pictures/octo/octopus.jpg'> http://www.sbg.ac.at/ipk/avstudio/pierofun/rovigno/scan/octopus.jpg'> http://www.dolphinexcursions.com/images/gallery-octopus.jpg'> Don't be fooled by the victim's expression, the octopus is fucking him up royally. http://www-personal.umich.edu/~bblinov/images/octopus.jpg'> Here, the octopus lies motionless and leads these foolish children into a clever trap involving a cherry tomato. Even though little Sammy seems wary, he will soon fucking perish, just like his dumb sister. http://www.angio.net/~reagan/images/octopus-climb.jpg'> Cliffsides are no problem for a persistent octopus who wants to destroy the Olsen twins. http://www.waycross.edu/faculty/gcook/ecology/animalia/octopus-ink.jpg'> Even if it finds itself unable to attack, it will take a shit on your head. There really is no awesomer beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Our army could use a squashing squat Squid squadron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Squid suck, except giant and collossal squid. They're dumb, and they don't have the dexterity and flexibility of an octopus, which is smarter than a cat and can fit through holes less that 3% their body size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 ahh... the octopuss. the only animal that can spray pure darkness from its soul and change day to night. muwahahaha. I just read something cool in adbusters. Humans are the ONLY animal that will attack another member of it's own species with death force. Deers and Moose will ram antlers but you'll never see a moose charge the vulnerable side of another moose. Pirannas can tear a moose to jerky in just a few minutes with those crazy teeth, but when a pirana fights a pirana, they slap tails. Rattlesnakes will wrestle other rattlesnakes instead of using venom. Even a battle between two lions rarely results in death. this is excluding canabalistic creatures like the black widow and spiders etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 ^Hmmm, I don't know about that factoid. I'm pretty sure there's a number of animals, chimps included (sorry Cinched), who will attack with deadly force territorial intruders. I remember quite vividly watching three chimps on the Disc. Channel gang up on an invading chimp and literally tear him to pieces. That shit scarred me when I was little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 i think they're gross. i wonder what it would feel like to punch an octopus on the top of its head. i have no idea what they feel like, all i know is calamari is rubbery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 and primates rule everything... so there :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> but when a pirana fights a pirana, they slap tails. i'd pay to see that. silly piranhas as for the twins...i don't know. but i like where this thread has gone. octopi will fucking handle you. believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH.UGT Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 http://www.naturechannel.jp/n2003-img/239-2.jpg'> haha its michael jackson :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Ube, we're all on the same side here: against the Olsens. The octopus is not for petting, just for inflicting pain and terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro ^Hmmm, I don't know about that factoid. I'm pretty sure there's a number of animals, chimps included (sorry Cinched), who will attack with deadly force territorial intruders. I remember quite vividly watching three chimps on the Disc. Channel gang up on an invading chimp and literally tear him to pieces. That shit scarred me when I was little. Maybe they were ganging up against a hollywood much regretted Olsen triplet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 ok gotcha. but the olsens don't really need a whole army to take them down. it was more fun for me to speculate what a octopus feels like. do you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed i wonder what it would feel like to punch an octopus on the top of its head. it would probably feel squishay and weird...and then the octopus would handle you. Originally posted by Pinup Maybe they were ganging up against a hollywood much regretted Olsen triplet. Ah yes. Jemima, the forgotten Olsen sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by Pinup Maybe they were ganging up against a hollywood much regretted Olsen triplet. If indeed that was the case, then given the timeframe when I watched it, said Olsen triplet whould have been just a toddler. Which means I must have witnessed a truly awesome event (Hollywood baby destruction), and didn't even notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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