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Comeon people lets get some jokes up in here...racist,sexist, it doesnt matter.

 

What do you use to blindfold chinese people?

dental floss

 

How come cubans can swim so well?

grease floats on water

 

How do you get black guys to stop hanging in front of yer yard?

start hanging them in the back

 

Whats a 7 course Irish meal?

6 pack and a potato

 

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car?

i dont have a car in my garage

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yo momma so fat she has to screw on her skirt.

yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

yo momma so fat she puts mayonaise on aspirin.

your teeth are so jacked up it looks like your mouth is throwin up gangsigns.

your so black that when you smile in the dark your teeth look like floating chiclets.

 

 

i use to know alot of em....but ive developed alsheimers that i cant remember half of em. oh well, theyll come back eventually...until then.

if you cant say anything nice......then talk shit until your blue in the face!
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