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Jokes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by jolt7782, May 29, 2002.

  1. jolt7782

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    Jokes

    Discussion started by jolt7782 - May 29, 2002

    Comeon people lets get some jokes up in here...racist,sexist, it doesnt matter.

    What do you use to blindfold chinese people?
    dental floss

    How come cubans can swim so well?
    grease floats on water

    How do you get black guys to stop hanging in front of yer yard?
    start hanging them in the back

    Whats a 7 course Irish meal?
    6 pack and a potato

    Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car?
    i dont have a car in my garage
     
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    yo mamas so fat after sex she roles over and smokes a ham.
     
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    yo momma so fat she has to screw on her skirt.
    yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
    yo momma so fat she puts mayonaise on aspirin.
    your teeth are so jacked up it looks like your mouth is throwin up gangsigns.
    your so black that when you smile in the dark your teeth look like floating chiclets.


    i use to know alot of em....but ive developed alsheimers that i cant remember half of em. oh well, theyll come back eventually...until then.
     
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    oh my god .....you asshole. i could have done without that. now im gonna have nightmares.
     
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    its funny how despite the fact that peple are no longer restricted only to offensive jokes and yet thats still all they put.

    that just proves how cool they are:D
     
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