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jokes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by willy.wonka, Jan 28, 2002.

  1. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    what is a tweakers favorite sex position??????
    doggystyle....so that they can fuck and look out the window at the same time.:lol:
    how do you know when the girl sucking your dick is a tweaker?????
    she hold a wet rag up to your nut sack..:lol:



    come on!bring it!
     
  2. ~i~hear~voices~

    ~i~hear~voices~ New Jack

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  3. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

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  4. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    pilipino joke right here

    in elementary
    in class the teach tells her students to come with a rhyme with timbuktu in the lines of thier work....

    smart little american boy jonny..i have one..
    traveling through the desert land,our foot steps in the sand,camels travel two by two,our destination TIMBUKTU..

    Why that was very nice jonny..

    our hero,the book book pilipino boy "JR"..MMMMM I hab one!

    ok jr...lets hear it.....

    camping we went,two girls in de tent...i buk one and tim buk too!!:idea:
     
  5. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    AM I THE ONLY PERSON WITH SOME JOKES UP IN HERE?

    HOW DO YOU GET A BLONDE TO LUAGH ON FRIDAY?
    TELL HER A JOKE ON MONDAY...:lol:

    3 GUYS DRINKING IN A PUB...ONE ENGLISH MAN,ONE FRENCH MAN,AND ONE IRISH MAN...

    in thier pints they each have a single fly in thier beer...
    english man takes a look at the fly and says,"excuse me bar tender,there is a fly in my drink...bar tender picks up the fly and flicks it across the room..
    french man sees the same thing..."um.how do you say???bar tender!? there iz ah fly in ze beer..bar man does the same..flicks the fly clear across the room...
    the irish man takes on look at this fly,picks it up and holding it near to his pint,he yells,"SPIT IT OUT!SPIT IT OUT!":lol:
     
  6. RaiD

    RaiD Guest

    ok why is the space between a womans breasts and her hips called a waist? cause you could easily fit another set of breasts there! hahah:lol:
     
  7. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    why do blondes wear panties?

    to keep thier ankles warm.:lol:
     
  8. got tha feva

    got tha feva Guest

    whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable?





    manuvering the wheelchair.
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    Why didn't superman stop the terrorist attacks on the world trade center?







    because he's a fuckin quadrapalegic, dick!
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    How many rude-boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?






    4, one to drop it, and 3 to "pick it up, pick it up, pick it up"


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    Prude
     
  9. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    how do you catch a unique rabbit?








    you nique up on it! ah hahahahahhaahaahaahaaa :lol:
     
  10. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    4 nuns are driving down a street in their volvo and get in an accident. they are all killed instantly.

    they arrive at the pearly gates where st peter greets them with a smile. before letting them enter, he informs them, they will need to confess any last sins. the nuns line up to give their confessions.

    the first nun steps up and says 'forgive me, but i held a priest's penis in my left hand'. st peter says 'you are forgiven sister, just go wash your hand in the holy water and you may enter'.

    the second nun steps up and says 'please forgive me , i held a priest's penis in my right hand'. st peter says 'you are forgiven sister, just wash your hand in the holy water and you may enter'.

    before the thrid nun in line could give her confession, the forth nun hurrys in front of her. st peter looks puzzled and asks 'what's the hurry sister? you are going to be spending eternity here', to which the nun replies 'well, i wanted to wash my mouth out before she sticks her ass in it'.




    sorry to any bible bashers i offended.
     
  11. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    why did the blonde go to church?

    cause she heard there was a man hung like this,



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