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JOKES - some will never die...even when they should

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by willy.wonka, Apr 13, 2006.

  1. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Banned

    Joined: Nov 17, 2001 Messages: 13,352 Likes Received: 0
    why did they invent the shopping cart? :confused:

    so women dont have to walk on all fours :)


    guy is buttfucking his girlfriend and accidently breaks his dick on her ass..a week later it still hurts and so he goes to the doctor.. the doctor tells him that he cant fix it with any normal surgery, but an experimental surgery has proven to work 90% of the time. the doctor tells him that they implant muscles from a baby elephants trunk into the penis and that most patients are satisfied. so the guy agrees and gets the surgery done on his penis. a week later he's all healed up and wants to take his girl on a dinner movie date and then fuck the shit out of her.

    so while thier at the dinner table he feels a tremendous pain comin from his pants (this is where you grab your dick and pretend that it really really hurts)
    ALL OF A SUDDEN!!! he dick pops out of his pants, grabs a dinner roll and goes back into his pants!!

    he was a bit shamed of this action, but his girl was excited.
    she asked, "can you do that again?!" with a happy look on her face. he replies, "yes, but i dont think my ass can take another roll"

    [​IMG]
    HEY!! WAKA WAKA WAKA
     
  2. skirmfirm

    skirmfirm Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 19, 2005 Messages: 2,812 Likes Received: 12
    Re: JOKES - some will never die

    Did you hear about the magic tractor?


    It went down the road and turned into a field!
     
  3. makeithappennn

    makeithappennn Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 3,439 Likes Received: 37
    Re: JOKES - some will never die

    did you ever hear about that guy who ate a bunch of food last night and now he has to take a massive shit??...


    well now you just did.
     
  4. Flavicon

    Flavicon Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Messages: 2,367 Likes Received: 18
    Re: JOKES - some will never die

    lollll!
     
  5. rattleytins

    rattleytins Member

    Joined: Jun 29, 2004 Messages: 633 Likes Received: 0
    Re: JOKES - some will never die

    those jokes they used to have on the mini adds on tv just before green wing came on during the last series were amazing.
    stuff like;
    what did batman say to robin before they got in the car
    quick! get in the car!
     
  6. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    Re: JOKES - some will never die

    [​IMG]
     
  7. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Banned

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    Re: JOKES - some will never die

    wanna hear a joke?

    why do girls have boobs?

    for guys to look at.. allriiight gidigy gidigy
     
  8. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Banned

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    Re: JOKES - some will never die

    why did the boy fall off his bicycle?

    cause somebody threw a refridgerator at him
     
  9. Flavicon

    Flavicon Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Messages: 2,367 Likes Received: 18
    Re: JOKES - some will never die

    How do you get a clown out of a swing?



    Throw an axe at it's face
     
  10. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Banned

    Joined: Nov 17, 2001 Messages: 13,352 Likes Received: 0
    Re: JOKES - some will never die

    hahahaha


    that was a good one
     
  11. tonysoprano

    tonysoprano Member

    Joined: Jan 16, 2006 Messages: 961 Likes Received: 2
    Re: JOKES - some will never die

    i laughed for ages at this, i was expecting a 'proper' joke
     
  12. Billy Bright

    Billy Bright New Jack

    Joined: Jun 15, 2005 Messages: 19 Likes Received: 0
    Re: JOKES - some will never die

    what did the down syndrome kid with no arms get for xmas??


    CANCER!
     
  13. *PROTOCOL*

    *PROTOCOL* Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 3,226 Likes Received: 202
    Re: JOKES - some will never die

    How do you get a nun pregnant?

    Dress her up as a choir boy!
     
  14. fuse=--action

    fuse=--action Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2005 Messages: 1,855 Likes Received: 0
    Re: JOKES - some will never die

    Why do women have boobs?

    So you got something to look at while you're talking to them.
    -fuse.

    *edit, I'll feel like an even bigger ass when this isn't exactly correct.
     
  15. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    Re: JOKES - some will never die...

    and so you'll have something to think about while they're talking.
     
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