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joke time..(sorry for the length)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dukeofyork, Nov 3, 2001.

  1. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Guest

    barbara walters is getting ready to do an interview for 20/20 on an indian reservation. when she shows up she notices the males are all wearing varying numbers of feathers on their heads. while she originally came to see how the residents were fairing, she approached one and started to interview him....

    barbara wa-wa: sir, i notice that you have a feather on your head, what does this one feather mean?
    indian: me have one squaw (sp?) we fuckem one squaw...
    barbara wa-wa: ooookkay...(obviously a little disturbed by the indians answer)

    so barbara wa-wa looks around and decides to ask another indian, this one with two feathers on his head, what the feathers mean.

    barbara wa-wa: sir, i noticed that you have two feathers on your head, does this have any special meaning?
    indian: me have two squaw, me fuckem two squaw...

    barbara walters decides that this could get a little stale if she doesnt find something interesting quick, when she notices the chief walking through, feathers alll down his back and trailing on the ground, so she approaches the chief...

    barbara wa-wa: sir, i noticed that you have all these feathers on your head, what do they mean?
    chief: me big chief (pounds fist on his chest) me have ALL the squaw, me fuckem ALL the squaw..
    barbara wa-wa: oh my, why so hostile?
    chief: hogstyle dogstyle ALL style......i do it all..
    barbara wa-wa: oh DEAR...
    chief: no deer, asshole too high, motherfucker run too fast.
  2. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Guest

    anyone else got any jokes, im bored at work again....
    and its saturday..
  3. beardo

    beardo Guest

    sorry man, that joke is just not funny at all. not even not funny funny.

    my girl would never raise her hand at me.

    i cut off her arms.
  4. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Guest

    and i tried so hard..
  5. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Guest

    confuscious say:
    he who have hand in pants feel cocky all day.
  6. SEKrocstar OTR CFC

    SEKrocstar OTR CFC Junior Member

    Joined: May 24, 2001 Messages: 150 Likes Received: 0
    2 cannibals are eating a clown, the one looks over to the other and says..."Does this taste funny to you?"
  7. eyeBddub

    eyeBddub Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2001 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0
    What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

    Wiped his ass!

    Badum Tss!
  8. hypochondriac#1

    hypochondriac#1 Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 85 Likes Received: 0
    The most politically incorrect joke ever

    Whats better than winning gold in the paralympics?
  9. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    okay here goes...
    the leader of the taliban invites george w over for a meeting to discuss the events that happened in new york, so george w goes to afganistan and sits down with the leader and while they are talking george w notices that there are three buttons on the taliban leaders armrest on his chair so george w just kinda ignores it and keeps talking when he sees the leader tap the 1st button, a boxing glove then comes out of the wall and hits george w square in the face, he gets kind of mad but he shakes it off and keeps talking while the taliban leader is laughing, after about 5 minutes the taliban leader hits the 2nd button and a boot comes out of the floor and kicks george w in the balls now the taliban leader is laughing his ass of but george w hides his anger and keeps on talking then the taliban leader now hysterical hits the 3rd button and the boot comes out and kicks george w in the balls again, george w is now pissed and storms out of the room and hops in his plane back to the US
    the next week george w asks the taliban leader over to the US to rediscuss about the events that happened in new york so the taliban leader hops in a plane and comes to the white house to talk to george w so he sits down across from him and as they are talking he notices that george w also had 3 buttons on his armrest but the taliban leader was just like okay whatever so as theyre talking george w taps the 1st button nothing happens but george w smiles, they keep on talking and george w taps the 2nd button nothing happens but george w is laughing his ass off the taliban leader is confused but decides to keep on talking to george w and as the conversation goes on george w taps the third button again nothing happens but george w falls out of his chair with laughter the taliban leader has had enough and tells george w thank you for your time but im going back to afganistan, george w becomes silent and looks the the taliban leader and asks him "whats afganistan?"
  10. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    for the love of god that is long......

    it aint cool for my school
  11. intercity

    intercity Member

    Joined: May 15, 2000 Messages: 559 Likes Received: 0
    Confucius say -
    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
    Man who sticks dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.