shaolinmasta Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Q. Why are black peoples palms white? A. Because everybody's got a bit of good in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how how are are you you Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 no thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 A bear, a gorilla and a bird were in a forrest one day. The bear said "When i yell, people run away" the Gorilla then said "oh yeah? Well when i punch my chest, people scream and run away" Then the bird said "when i open my mouth people die" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Hey man, smell my finger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 i dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanoBreaker Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 How to get mexicans in and out of a car How do you get a bunch of mexicans in a car? Throw a dollar in it. How do you get them out? Throw in a job application!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 How to get mexicans in and out of a car How do you get a bunch of mexicans in a car? Throw a dollar in it. How do you get them out? Throw in a job application!!! i thought that was a black joke... mexicans are stereotypically hardworking people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 So messicans hehhhhhhh How do you fit 100000000000 jews into a car? In the ashtray. Bdoom pshhhh. Drunk as fuck woooooooooo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 A bear, a gorilla and a bird were in a forrest one day. The bear said "When i yell, people run away" the Gorilla then said "oh yeah? Well when i punch my chest, people scream and run away" Then the bird said "when i open my mouth people die" uhm................? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Q: How do you know it's midnight at Michael Jacksons Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 stolen from comedy central One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward. The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari. The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 stolen from comedy central One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 pick up line rejections. person 1: Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day. person 2: Yes they are tired. I was looking for a brain cell. hahahaha. fuckin blinkos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 So messicans hehhhhhhh How do you fit 100000000000 jews into a car? In the ashtray. Bdoom pshhhh. Drunk as fuck woooooooooo. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: .....thats wrong man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 mexicans are stereotypically hardworking people. What planet are you from? I'm not saying they are, but everyone agrees Mexicans are lazy, even if they aren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG HECZ Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 i thought that was a black joke... mexicans are stereotypically hardworking people. agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I believe Mexicans are stereotypically lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 mexicans are lazy but the fact that you always see them outside working on lawns and shit makes it look like theyre hard working...dont let it fool ya its because they cant get any other jobs...you really think its hard work to rake leaves and mow a lawn?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I know I don't like to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 A bear, a gorilla and a bird were in a forrest one day. The bear said "When i yell, people run away" the Gorilla then said "oh yeah? Well when i punch my chest, people scream and run away" Then the bird said "when i open my mouth people die" esssssplain it to me please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Yeah, I don't get that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I believe Mexicans are stereotypically lazy Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights, they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too. Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and Chima and have a son in law named jeff. Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do it real slow. Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take spanish and get a B. Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their Nena's and their Neno's........ Nano Nano Nena Nono! Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown cause don't it make my brown eyes blue..... ...And thats all i got, how do ya like it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 esssssplain it to me please The bird flu. Come on now people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 q- why don't old people have sex? a- have you ever opened up a grilled cheese sandwhich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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