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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by my mom buys my clothes, Jun 11, 2001.

  1. my mom buys my clothes

    my mom buys my clothes Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 318 Likes Received: 0
    whats the one thing better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics?

    not being retarted!!

    courtesy of sxetilldeath
  2. platapie

    platapie Guest

    awwwwwww. i laffed then relized i only got silver last year.
  3. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    Haha...I've heard that on this forum before, but it's still funny.
  4. Southern kid

    Southern kid Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2000 Messages: 3,965 Likes Received: 0
  5. keep

    keep Guest

    whats the best part of fucking a infant?
    hearing the pelvice(sp?) crack.

    someone else told this one here and it made me cringe, but its funny
  6. eyeBddub

    eyeBddub Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2001 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0
    how do you make a baby cry twice??

    wipe your bloody cock all over its teddy bear

    whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

    i don't have a cadillac in my garage
  7. Temp Name

    Temp Name Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2001 Messages: 259 Likes Received: 0

  8. HotRod

    HotRod Member

    Joined: Mar 19, 2001 Messages: 336 Likes Received: 0
    Sick shit bro- Even sicker:
    Whats 1 good thing about being a pedophile?
    Their little hands make your small cock seem so much larger!
  9. pacman

    pacman Member

    Joined: May 29, 2001 Messages: 479 Likes Received: 1

  10. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    whats the worst part about having sex with an 8 year old?

    Cleaning the blood out of the clown costume
  11. beardo

    beardo Guest

    you fuckers. i posted all those jokes!

    special olympics, the pelvis, the clown, making your dick look bigger..
  12. eyeBddub

    eyeBddub Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2001 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0
    I got dead babysoon to be dead baby jokes on lock...
    Temp Name ... you made it cry once when u fucked it, then you made it cry again when you wiped your bloody dick on its teddy bear...

    what did the pedaphile say when he got out of prison?

    boy.. i feel like a kid again!

    whats the difference between acne and a pedaphile?

    acne waits till your 12 to cum all over your face
  13. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    oh my god....you sick fucks......

    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
  14. PIRone716

    PIRone716 Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 837 Likes Received: 1
    hahahahaha thats awesome...

    your ghetto if you pee in the shower
  15. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    okay okay i got one...

    Why aren't there any portericans on star trek?

    Because they dont work in the future either.

    i think i told that one before.

    Okay heres one.

    Why are british people so ugly?

    because their teeth are all jacked up.


    i just made that last one up on the spot.