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I'm the only one posting in here, but oh well.

 

This was great:

I will be a commander in chief who will never mislead us into war. I will have a Vice President who will not conduct secret meetings with polluters to rewrite our environmental laws. I will have a Secretary of Defense who will listen to the best advice of our military leaders. And I will appoint an Attorney General who actually upholds the Constitution of the United States.

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here's the thing with jenna..

a) she looks like georgey..not good.

B) she looks like her mom, laura, who resembles a man. not good.

c) as poopy mentioned, she's got her dad's brain. not good.

d) all the pantene in the world doesn't change the fact you look like 2 men.

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Earlier today some stupid 'anarcho-punks' refused to go to the repspected 'cage' and had a little scuffle with the cops. I saw one kid get wailed on becuase he choked a cop, and another one dragged away. I also heard one kid was arrested for making a paper mache replica of a moltov cocktail.

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Originally posted by BURLAP

here's the thing with jenna..

a) she looks like georgey..not good.

B) she looks like her mom, laura, who resembles a man. not good.

c) as poopy mentioned, she's got her dad's brain. not good.

d) all the pantene in the world doesn't change the fact you look like 2 men.

 

 

shhhhh don't spoil my fun.

 

can i live?

 

can i live????

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Haha. The johnkerry.com comment was nice.

 

Excellent:

I think of what Ron Reagan said of his father a few weeks ago, and I want to say this to you tonight: I don't wear my own faith on my sleeve. But faith has given me values and hope to live by, from Vietnam to this day, from Sunday to Sunday. I don't want to claim that God is on our side. As Abraham Lincoln told us, I want to pray humbly that we are on God's side.

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anybody hear this bossy motherfucker demanding balloons on cnn?

 

he's fucking pissed that not enough are coming down, and he doesn't want confetti to come down yet. homeboy is even swearing.

 

"MORE BALLOONS! MORE BALLOONS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING UP THERE?"

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Haha, excellent song choice with the U2 joint.

 

One of the lines in it is "I know I'm not a hopeless case".

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