Guest mopius Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 you know your a jock when-- 1.you own and wear a visor 2.watch sports center every day and are mad when you miss it 3.spit all the time 4.like sports more than girls 5.you cant spell "enough" 6.your listening to Hot Boyz in your Jeep 7."weak" is used in most of you sentences 8.you make fun of others for not liking football 9.you wear sandels outside of the house, like to the mall or something 10.put on colongue to go to the store damn think of more!!!! this is dumb, but im bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iced out mocha Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 you write aeon you wear lots of polo and abercrombie you eat sub sandwhiches alot you drink protein shakes you love blink 182 you have 10 lbs of gel in your hair (with a short hair doo) you are named kip you drink beer alot you punch emo wussies and laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 Originally posted by mopius: 9.you wear sandels outside of the house, like to the mall or something To people that wear flip flops.... WEAR SOME SHOES!! PLEASE!!! Toes hanging out everywhere and shit... geeez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iced out mocha Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 Originally posted by Secret: To people that wear flip flops.... WEAR SOME SHOES!! PLEASE!!! Toes hanging out everywhere and shit... geeez. agreed. you should see my brother. haha thinks hes some bannana republic nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 im a jock and only 1 or two apply to me. the hair gel thing and maybe the protein shakes. sandels yes, flip flops no and i wear socks with my guaraches (im mexican) because i dont like people seeing my toes id rather show them my penis. but i like when girls wtih nice and pretty toes and feet wear sandals. ------------------ "Babylon throne gone down" -Rastaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 fuck yall. i love kickin my flip flops on the beach in the summer. but my girl does look after my feet.... they look nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 I wear socks if I ever wear sandals, which is rare, but I like girls that wear high heels not sandals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KARD like WOE Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 i hate MEATHEADS>> i wish i could kill all those kids back in high school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 Originally posted by iced out mocha: you eat sub sandwhiches alot you drink beer alot you punch emo wussies and laugh oh no... when did I become a jock? I'm a nerd.. I swear it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yel 2k Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 Originally posted by iced out mocha: you write aeon you wear lots of polo you drink protein shakes you love blink 182 you punch emo wussies and laugh isnt aeon that gay dude who used to come on here who wears pinks shirts? i wear polo whats wrong with polo?? i drink protien shakes. but i dont play any sports i just lift and they help muscle development. and i went to blink once its was a big mess of abercrombie ewwwwwwwwww. yet blink stop and said fuck jocks fucks sports and people should just leave eachother alone someday one of them emo wussies is gonna get mad and pull out his teck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 polo is lovley colongue is mandatory beer is also mandatory and i like subway too but i wish they seved beer how about weighing 250 and wearing a wife beater to show off the new tribal armband you just got done....sure fire way to look like a date rapist ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 i deffinately have jock tendencies i exercise A LOT have more pairs of exercise type pants than anything else, varying colors of champion sweats, have a huge bin full of sweatshirts wear flip flops, adidas sandals wear short ass skirts, hi heels constantly carrying around my water bottle have like 5 different perfumes i vary depending on the occasion am always drinking but i DO NOT like jimmy buffet or play an organized sport. does that make me a jock? who cares, i sure as hell don't ------------------ high plains drifter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trend Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 Originally posted by Klypse: I wear socks if I ever wear sandals that's even worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 WAIT JUST ONE SECOND... there's nothing wrong with Jimmy Buffet. And lots of beer is a good thing. Being athletic is not being a jock. You're alowed to like sports. Beer is nothing to be ashamed of. Dress comfortable no matter what people say. Nothing wrong with a tall cool one or four. did I mention beer..? get off it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 Again I will say it.....some you people worry too much about other peoples thoughts, ways, and looks. Shutup. What does it matter to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 To people that wear flip flops.... WEAR SOME SHOES!! PLEASE!!! Toes hanging out everywhere and shit... geeez.-secret yo, betta lay off my flip-flopping lifestyle!...either that or i dont wear shoes at all....come on its summer tyme for christ sakes.... but yeah-socks and sandals-that retarded ....edit cause im drunk at work....i meant socks and sandals...and ya see twinkie knows what the fucking deal is!........... [This message has been edited by mental invalid (edited 08-03-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 FLIP FLOPS FUCK ON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subclub Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 tattered hat fam, hell knows what's up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 uhm... subway is good.. so fuck you... and cologne has nothing to do with being a jock... those are the only ones that go with me http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> [This message has been edited by krs702 (edited 08-03-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsel.ufd Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 damn only 28 days till college football starts,Go Canes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 Aeon is a jock? I bet your beanpole ass plays fruitcake sports like tennis and golf. Haha. You even have the white knitted sweater like all those tennis fruitcakes do... Don't get crazy. I'm only teasing your wanna be pretty boy ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 "To people that wear flip flops.... WEAR SOME SHOES!! PLEASE!!! Toes hanging out everywhere and shit... geeez." not if you paid me. youse a sucka...sucka! "yo, betta lay off my flip-flopping lifestyle!...either that or i dont wear shoes at all....come on its summer tyme for christ sakes...." ROE KNOWS WHAT'S UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 Flip Flops?!! I haven't worn that shit since 3rd grade... Give me a pair of loose skate shoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 FLIP FLOPS FUCK OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brain Damage Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 subs = good emo = bad lots of beer = fun times i'm far from jock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 i live in flip flops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellcouncil Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 Originally posted by subclub: tattered hat fam, hell knows what's up u kno i'm rocking the AE all day, bro. u feeling these cargo shortz? ----- "FELLAS, PULL OVER, THERE'S AN OLD NAVY" - beanie sigel, "street logic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cese Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 yo man fuk that polo shit, all i wear is polo and nautica,and tommy and ecko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 ONE LAST THING: JOCKS ALL- WEAR BACKWARDS ABERCROMBIE/HURLEY HATS(THIS CAN BE APPLIED TO YOUR AVERAGE POPPUNKER) LISTEN TO DAVE MATTHEWS BAND AND THINK THEYRE THE GREATEST BAND ON EARTH. And drink beer and smoke during DMB concerts. i mean they're a cool band and what not, but all those back ward hat wearing pansies are inlove with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 fuck, jimmy buffet rules....... saw him in the gorge a few years back.... cheese burger in paradise...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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