blahblahblah Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 so far it's been 1)bag boy at publix 2)one of those guys that carries mulch at Ace hardware 3)Taking 4 kids with down syndrome home from their "special school" 4)file clerk at a now bankrupt insurance company 5)pressure washed houses 6)worked at college radion station 7)substitute waiter Right now i'm at my newest job...i got here at 11:30 pm and i don't get off until 7:30 am maybe it's my incredible lack of ambition but i think i'm destined to work in obscure and unwanted jobs. BONE-SAW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 i want to be a screen printer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahblahblah Posted June 29, 2002 Author Share Posted June 29, 2002 inbetween radio station and waiter i wanted to go apply to be a grave digger...i think it's a union thing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 As a drug dealer you can sell crack to kids when ever you want, go team me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 -assistant architect model builder... -iguana farm helper something(tat one kicked ass) -i might get a job translating or a job teaching english "no no juanito FUCK not FOCK":rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 - used to work at the zoo, at a gift shop - senior daycare (that was kinda depressing) - worked wit Red Cross - used to do data entry, pretty good money but boring as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 -Dishwasher -Butcher -Janitor -Painter No wonder I absolutely despise working..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 -demolition worker -iron worker (not certified) -cribber (cement layer guy) -cashier -lawn care guy -stupidvisor at local union grocery store -door factory worker -warehouse guy (drive big machines and stuff) i also had a shitty office job or two in there. i hate hard labour just as much as i hate easy labour and office work. im thinking about going into retirment and buying that bar in the carribean ive been talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 http://false.net/picts/misc/pimp.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 well... -vinyl sticker maker installer guy -footlocker -body man and painter for big rigs and for the past few years i have worked at a customs shop doing hydraulic and airbag setups, body mods, and other crap oh by the way... i love my job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogieman Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 allowence haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 STFU NOOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 lol pwned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 carry some moe mulch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkfux Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 - label printing - scaffolder/rooflining (fascias, soffits, gutters etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakename Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 i want to be a screen printer. i work at a factory which employs 3 screenprinters, i mainly do things like preparing and washing screens, getting orders ready, cutting stickers etc. but i get to do a fair amount of screen printing aswell, hoping soon to become one, pays good, easy work and where im from theres a skills shortage in screenprinters so theyre in high demand. also beers on the job is fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 ... "we need you to be a team player.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I wish i had one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I worked on a tall ship as a professional sailor once. That was the shit right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I sit on a computer all day creating design templates that get cut into metal using various lazar cutting devices. There’s a hot receptionist though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 - runner at an advertising company - runner at a major studio - asisstant engineer at a small studio - casheer at a "gaming facility", or bookies, as there otherwise known - starting next week I'll teaching Ingles to foreigners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 ^ I'll send you my addy, you send me some postcards from beunos Aires, okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 -Fileenes (Robbed that spot BLIND! Best employee scam ever.) -Auto Part Store -Vector Marketing (CUTCO knives? Yea I got scammed) -Tech Support Specialist -Car Wash (In the winter, easily the worst job I will ever have) -Assistant Manager of some stupid fucking working clothes store -Security at nightclub (Help girls on stage, kick guys off stage) Still in school, someday I'll have a real job. At the moment being a bouncer is some fun shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 ^^^ Do you or would you ever reciever blowies for que jumps!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 yes again, being a bouncer is some fun shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 yes in you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 So since my scam againt fileenes was what, 8 years ago? I'll explain how to rob that place blind, and prolly any other large clothing store. Employees are given a 6 digit employee number to keep track of sales and transactions. I quickly found out that you could put ANY 6 digit number into the register and it would let you ring up transactions. I'd have a friend come in, get whatever, 300 dollar jackets, north faces, DKNY, w/e, ring it up at a register that wasn't mine (in large stores like that there are often dozens of registers scattered throught the floors). They would pretend to give me a credit card (for cameras/other customers). Ring it up as a CASH transaction while holding the drawer closed so it looked that much more legit. Sign reciept, I pretend to put it in the paper slot. Friend walks out with two bags completely full of clothes, with reciept proving payment. Later in the day go to another register, put in another random 6 digit code. Take reciept out that you pretended to drop in register, look at transaction number, do a POST VOID. GOOD FUCKING GAME SHITTY ASS FILEENES. Loss prevention eventually finds that clothes are missing, but there is no DOCUMENTATION of the crime happening, and it's months later. I can type this here becuase eventually I did get bopped for one of the transactions (stupid shitty luck of an undercover shopper in line when I did it, pulled the transaction tape), grand larceny, paid a 250 dollar fine and it's off my record (I was 16). 10 g's in clothing, easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Did someone say bone saw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 art store fag, with more jobs then most of you probably have ever had.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Cook at a small cafe..that job used to be awesome cuz I had like 5 of my friends, my girl, and my sister all working there. Eventually that went to shit but I ended up with unemployment so fuck it Now I work in the lumber/building materials department of Home Depot, which is actually really physically demanding, I leave work tired as fuck. I might be switching to an order Puller though, which is a sweet ass job where I just gather deliveries and load trucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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