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JOBS... I WOULD MOS DEF ARREST YOU AND YOU AND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by One_in_Ten, Jun 26, 2003.

  1. One_in_Ten

    One_in_Ten New Jack

    Joined: Mar 11, 2002 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    So ive come to the conclusion that if i didnt like the outlaw lifestyle so much...
    I would make a super duper police man. I love to figure shit out. And after doing a lil research i think i could bag a lot of fools on this site not to mention maybe solve some REAL crime to boot.


    If i didnt hate cops so much i would most definately join the force, and get to catching crim'nals.
    that being said i would most assuredly fail any physicals and all drug tests being the fat vegan bastard i am.



    SO what would you do?

    case #one: who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
     
  2. JUDONO?

    JUDONO? Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2002 Messages: 1,935 Likes Received: 0
    nah the hours suck, plus i dont like wearing gay looking uniforms.
     
  3. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    cops are retarded, and so are turncoats.

    being a cop would be too easy anyways. i dont know how more of you dont get caught.
     
  4. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    what happened to your job tease?
     
  5. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    police disgust me

    fucking worthless


    i would much rather be a private eye, with a license to kill [cops]
     
  6. Parted Ways

    Parted Ways Banned

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 503 Likes Received: 0
  7. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    true.


    but $360 got a job none the less.
    hahahah suckers im making loot!seriously.its at a mad fancy resteraunt. shit is going to be tight when i start.
     
  8. One_in_Ten

    One_in_Ten New Jack

    Joined: Mar 11, 2002 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    the economy does suck but i dont think thats whats stopping you.





    fo sho
     
  9. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    being a cop would give me the perfect excuse to go out and bomb
     
  10. shoekeys

    shoekeys Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 258 Likes Received: 0
    yo my hands smell really bad right now
     
  11. SkyFlax

    SkyFlax Banned

    Joined: Mar 20, 2003 Messages: 309 Likes Received: 0
    Unless you catch someone in the act or have a warrant for their arresst your can't bag anyone on this board. So don't bother wasting your time. Mad cops know where certain writers live but they haven't had probable cause to arrest them. Only if the property owner reports that name on their building and other propoerty numerous times.
     
  12. One_in_Ten

    One_in_Ten New Jack

    Joined: Mar 11, 2002 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    this is more theoretical then a reality. But for real i know who you are and knowing that i could catch you buddy. beleive.

    anyway right now im thinking that civil servents really get shitted on. So i guess id rather be a CEO.
    Anyone know of any openings? hola!
     
  13. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 191
    if i were a cop i totaly abuse my authority
     
  14. 40ozProphet

    40ozProphet Guest

    If I were a cop, I would shoot myself.
     
  15. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    You know if I was a cop it would be straight up VICE SQUAD!

    http://koti.mbnet.fi/jayjay/tvdome/miamivice/kuvat/index.jpg'>

    Evidence room? Oh you mean my fridge, right.......
     
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