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Do you ever get called names?

Like what?

I don't know, like "dummy" if you miss a question...

...or "Camel toe."

Yeah. Camel toe.

Do you know why?

Why what?

Why you get called camel toe?

Yeah.

Why, hon?

Because camel toes are tough.

They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks.

I'm tough.

That's right. It's because they're tough.

You ready to shop again?

I think they make car tires out of camel toes.

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Originally posted by Jimmy Jump@Mar 7 2006, 05:21 PM

these crutches are too fucking long.

 

 

dude in th elab next door has crutches that are too long

 

so he got this weird 'leg caddy' thingamajig

he restes his broken ankle leg on the caddy in a bent position and wheels his broken ass ankle around

 

funky town i tell ya

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My customer service skills are excellent and I can address any questions or concerns in a prompt and courteous manner. You’ll find I possess exemplary communication skills and have had the opportunity to interact with diverse populations and individuals of all ages. You can trust in my ability to work unsupervised, meet deadlines, and develop creative ideas that will make a difference in services furnished to the general public. I have extensive experience with the needs of diverse clientele and can communicate in Spanish although I am not completely fluent. I possess the skills needed to maintain a mature, gracious and professional attitude when communicating with people, even when difficulties arise. Along with the aforementioned, some other skills that I possess are:

 

The ability to accurately gather facts

Excellent verbal and written communications

Computer proficiency

The ability to multitask and work under pressure

Superior organizational skills

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