Frate_Raper Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 So I’m a seasonal employee right and with that comes the down time called winter. Winter is quickly coming up on us and I’m worried because of the purchase of my Audi and my jet set life style. So I’m looking for some work because Pogie doesn’t help as much as I thought it would, so like many people in my broke ass hood I’m looking for work. I’ve applied to 7 to 10 jobs a day through the paper and monster.ca, it’s at like 320 jobs I’ve applied for in the last month with 12 CALL BACKS. I’ve been on five interviews and 3 have sucked the big one. I got a dope opportunity designing shoes, which are panning out but what the fuck! Lets hear your job hunting stories, stupid interview questions and general laughable shit that comes along with a new job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 i avoid this shit at all costs....ive probably been at my latest job for a year and a half and most likely will stay for another year. the are quite a few good things keeping me there at the moment but on those really bad days, when i feel like faxing out my resume on my lunch break, the one thing that has me returning to work the next morning is the prospect of job hunting. i prefer nailing my scrotum to the floor personally.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Velour Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 yp...i hate looking for jobs...so i stay at the same, cake job i have had for a while now...sure there might be something better out there...but that would take...eh....effort! good luck with that ish tho...sorry i don't have any amusing anecdotes to offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 they're not out there.. just sell drugs. crack is a money maker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 work sucks....I break sweats just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 25, 2004 Author Share Posted November 25, 2004 You knows worse, being told your over qualified for a job.WHAT THE FUCK? I'd be happy if someone that was a dental assistant wanted a job with me laying sod all day. It's cool to have some one around I can talk to with out saying "fuck'n rite bud" about a mustang driving by! So why not have me in your office doing data entry while I have a portfolio of art at home you'd die to have in your ikea mansion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 i was outta work for a few months.. now i have some office job.. shit is gay... dressing up, and i feel like a sucker cause im not hourly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 it's all about who you know, and who they know, and all that. networking, connections...i applied for a ton of jobs, which all led nowhere, then i called my old boss, who put me in touch with my new boss, and i've been doing the gig ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder@Nov 25 2004, 04:45 AM it's all about who you know, and who they know, and all that. networking, connections...i applied for a ton of jobs, which all led nowhere, then i called my old boss, who put me in touch with my new boss, and i've been doing the gig ever since. Quoted post so fucking true. and on top of that, the last "real" interview i went on, this guy analyzed the fuck out of me writing furiously and making comments on my handwriting (not how bad it was, just how he could tell of what kind of person i am through it) unlike most poeple, i almost never get intimidated and i can always seem to keep cool under the whole stupid pressure thing which im thankful for. and theyll always throw in stupid questions asking about your family and how well you get along. what kind of retard is going to say that he hates his family and is furious and rah rah rah. stupid fucking interviews fuck them i need to go back to school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by Frate Raper@Nov 24 2004, 05:47 PM So I’m a seasonal employee right and with that comes the down time called winter. Winter is quickly coming up on us and I’m worried because of the purchase of my Audi and my jet set life style. So I’m looking for some work because Pogie doesn’t help as much as I thought it would, so like many people in my broke ass hood I’m looking for work. I’ve applied to 7 to 10 jobs a day through the paper and monster.ca, it’s at like 320 jobs I’ve applied for in the last month with 12 CALL BACKS. I’ve been on five interviews and 3 have sucked the big one. I got a dope opportunity designing shoes, which are panning out but what the fuck! Lets hear your job hunting stories, stupid interview questions and general laughable shit that comes along with a new job! Quoted post ehh just a suggestion...you could look for a place that hires some seasonal help for the christmas rush..ie.ups, fedex etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 damn, designin kicks would be all the hott.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by Frate Raper@Nov 24 2004, 10:47 PM So I’m a seasonal employee right and with that comes the down time called winter. Quoted post Seasonal employee? Let's face it, you're a mall Santa Claus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 well..actually..wouldnt santa clause have a job in the winter with it being the christmas season and all[question mark] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 i too have applied for numerous jobs since summer ended and got no call backs...fuck these places, i hate them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Winter starts December 21st, so technically Santa would have a job for 4 days of winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by 455@Nov 24 2004, 08:11 PM work sucks....I break sweats just thinking about it. Quoted post :lol: fuck a job i got more important things to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 25, 2004 Author Share Posted November 25, 2004 FUCK A CHRISTMAS JOB! I worked at toys r us for years and I refuse to work a shitty job like that again! My job ends as of the 21st, i've been offered to stay on being paid cash, which means I can get poggie, and work the winter like 3 days a week.The only down fall is snow plowing is gayer then gay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by ElectricitySucks+Nov 25 2004, 12:21 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ElectricitySucks - Nov 25 2004, 12:21 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-kaesthebluntedwonder@Nov 25 2004, 04:45 AM it's all about who you know, and who they know, and all that. networking, connections...i applied for a ton of jobs, which all led nowhere, then i called my old boss, who put me in touch with my new boss, and i've been doing the gig ever since. Quoted post so fucking true. and on top of that, the last "real" interview i went on, this guy analyzed the fuck out of me writing furiously and making comments on my handwriting (not how bad it was, just how he could tell of what kind of person i am through it) unlike most poeple, i almost never get intimidated and i can always seem to keep cool under the whole stupid pressure thing which im thankful for. and theyll always throw in stupid questions asking about your family and how well you get along. what kind of retard is going to say that he hates his family and is furious and rah rah rah. stupid fucking interviews fuck them i need to go back to school. Quoted post [/b] word, i think i'm going back for my master's next year so i can, if i need to, get a gig teaching music...that way, i can do all the side projects i want, gigs and what not, and not have to work a stupid day job that has nothing to do with what i want to be doing. with teaching you're just relearning everything, thus making you better....plus, who can say no to getting summers off, benefits, etc etc... of course, what i really want to do is just play, be on some albums, and book a tour throughout the country...but if i have a masters it's just an added level of security, because there's no way to know for sure how things will be if you're doing any kind of art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Damn..jobs suck. I hope I never have to work for someone else. If I can't own my own business I'll just become an international drug lord..or maybe send 4 billion spam mails a day. That fucker that got locked up only got 9 years. I'll do 9 years knowing I made 500,000 a month and have 25 million in assets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 i work two part time jobs. 1. 10am - approx 4pm 2. 5pm - approx 10pm i blame my girlfriend for not being independantly wealthy... :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 i havent had a real job in 2 years i still make money though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 my job at pier1 pays LOADS of fuckin cash... it's just outrageous.. yea fuckin right. Fuck a job. Especially a retail job. I've had more jobs then i can count on both hands. And interviews always suck.. especially having to fake being super nice and smiling like you wanna work for 7.50 an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitE TrAsH Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Get a job at a successful autobody shop... I'm working at this place in south Florida name Malibu Motors and making $14 an hour :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 where i live its practically unheard of to be paid less than $17 an hour i also live in Canada though, so do the math Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 i hate applying for jobs... and luckily i have had all my jobs basically handed to me job 1: went to job fair, interview and hired there job 2: hook up.. friend of a employee 'naw mean? job 3: went to the store, and simply said, "i would like to work here" bing bang boom hired and started the next day job 4: applied online.. intewview and donee and now job 5: job fair, interview and call back i HATE canvassing myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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